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Jim Logan

@spatchcock.bsky.social
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Ink-stained wretch and paleoanthropology geek. The Oxford comma is overrated.

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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 3h
Clyde on his rug of recrimination.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That rig doesn’t deserve a 7.3L diesel.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
John and I have much in common.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Finish every day and be done with it.” Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our vacation rental has this working princess phone and I feel like I’ve opened an ancient tomb.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The mean apple trees in Wizard of Oz.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of all the punchable faces in the regime, his might be the most punchable.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still a crook, motherfucker.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, and I’m prepared to furnish the matches.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very old photo. First caption I saw then was, “You can’t fix stupid.”
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clyde has no comment.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Every* woman in Hollywood does.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who will be happier, you or Scout? I think it's a push. Party on, T.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get out of your car and go inside. Problem solved.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My basset will always welcome friendly strangers.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Your 'physics' are nothing to me!"
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But he was the voice of this guy.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fucking Nazis.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Flynn preyed on *girls*. A most charming monster.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you need to register those ears with the FAA?
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Consider yourself lucky. That would’ve cost you at least £100 in the US.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scrub jays are the best. Are near the coast? The coloring would suggest so
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This came out the same year as Star Trek. Coincidence? I think not.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After seeing *miles* of mustard south of Paris, I would’ve thought France was No. 1.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We recently flew into SeaTac and made the mistake of heading into Seattle for the ferry to Bainbridge. 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The hero we didn’t know we needed.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A ‘76 Pacer. Just cuz.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brylcreem: Just a double-tap’ll do ya.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Huh? There's at least a 50% chance the SE Asian folks selling donuts in the morning are serving dinner that night. You should get out more.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This has strong The Straight Story vibes.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess there's that.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had to google him. Real peach.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're a country of guys making $40k who buy an $80k truck on a seven-year loan to show what tough dudes they. Not sure this is fixable.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the default setting.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please adopt me.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Be the type of human that *doesn't* make this face after being told genocide is amoral.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sexiest American car ever built. Period.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I taught storytelling to aspiring filmmakers my syllabus started with Winnie-the-Pooh and ended with The Dead James Joyce. Good stories all.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is it 82° here in California? Yes. Does it suddenly feel like late November in Thirsk? Also yes. #blueskybeer
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's probably a great horned owl chick. It's fairly common to see them on the ground. At 3 weeks old they can climb back into their nest. If you do find a chick on the ground, take video and send it to your local wildlife rehabilitation center. They'll tell you how to proceed.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No! No! All they're doing is dooming it. They can't teach it to be an owl — to hunt, find a mate, etc. It's called mal-imprinting; the baby imprints on the humans instead of its parents. I volunteer at a raptor rehabilitation center, and thi is one of the biggest problems we deal with.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I always thought that post-911 “unity” was a congealing jingoism that would lead us to a very bad place. I’m just sad I was right.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is that guy 12?
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would eat the shit outta that.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I’m a Fetterman staffer I couldn’t tender my resignation fast enough.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck that guy.
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Jim Logan @spatchcock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you stupidly get between two small dogs fighting on the bed.
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