Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 10/03/2024This Uber in Australia gave me the option to request conversation or no conversation. I appreciate the opportunity to opt out, but feel like it would be super awkward to demand your driver he talkative 130 3
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 06/03/2024I’m 1:08 into this movie and I just realized the protagonist’s name is Brian and now I find the whole thing unbelievable 000 0
Reposted by Spat Cannonrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/03/2024you can’t predict the future. pundits have to pretend they can do that or else they’re out of a job, but not you. wait and see what happens. learn what you can and do what you can about it, whatever it is. no one needs your underbaked take 28710 87
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 04/03/2024For some reason the leather jacket option will work better for your credit score 010 1
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 28/02/2024Never should’ve come to Nashville. I just enjoyed an Eagles cover. This is what they mean by the evils of alcohol 000 0
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 21/02/2024I beg of you, please list the speed on the label of your records. Sometimes even vocals aren’t enough of a clue to let me know I’m playing a 45 at 33 or vice versa. 000 0
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 15/02/2024W. is working late, so I went by myself to the corner Italian restaurant. I hope all the canoodling Valentine’s revelers enjoyed me singing along to Sade. 000 0
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 12/02/2024I’m sitting around wondering if I remember how to play When The Saints Go Marching In on the harmonica. Fortunately for my wife and neighbors I do not have a harmonica handy. 000 0
Reposted by Spat Cannondonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Poetry should only be used in self defense 416448 164
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 10/02/2024The 90s were a magical decade when all the best funk musicians of the 70s were playing in heavy metal bands and all the best hardcore musicians of the 80s were attempting to reinvent funk 000 0
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Today I encountered this L.P. Hartley quote for the first time, “The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.” And I can’t stop thinking how perfect it is. 010 1
Spat Cannon @spatcannon.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Apparently no one does anymore, which is why i’ve caved and joined 010 1