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Spasmodic Colon

@spasmodicanus.bsky.social
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who'd've thunk it supercarblondie.com/qatar-boeing...
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The $400M Boeing 747 gifted to the US by Qatar has been grounded after less than three months of service
The Boeing 747 donated by Qatar for Air Force One has been grounded less than three months after entering official service
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you expect democrats to do work? the fuck you think this is, a job?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really makes one think, someone pulled over on suspicion of having drugs can spend months sitting in jail, but white supremacist Nazi Jake Lang has multiple pending trials and gets to be out on bail to start up more trouble. Wonder if this country has a systemic problem?
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@aaron.bsky.team user Big Iron asked me to ask you why you were looking at barely legal porn while getting paid at work. thank you in advance for responding
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course, I'm late to the party and a million people have already skeeted this.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Both Behind the Bastards and QAA podcasts have dine great episodes on the Zizzians, very worth checking out
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry, it's perpetual Monday, what are you talking about
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And then they means test ot so 99% of people don't get it.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starts with dems giving up thinking they can reform their party, and start to vote for ACTUAL progressive reps that will get things done, instead of running in hope and then just continuing to ratchet party
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean, she's not wrong
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is no dialogue with fascists
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They can, it's just that the country in question is China
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, why do we care about this? Let all of them gather, then let nature take it's course, it would solve a LOT of problems
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey so... why are you having the lady that committed to continuing a genocide join you on your campaign?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is very funny (in a not funny way) that the Popes recently have said things that are more progressive and you get these conservative american catholic groups who are like "Well, we're not going to listen to him!" and it's like... guys, he's the boss, you don't get a say in this per your system.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Posting? No. We're a refined group of souls here, we skeet my good sir.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm looking for ranged options, which is the best replacement for a bagel?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My initial reaction too.... This has nothing to do with the person being trans, and EVERYTHING to do with them being a pig
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And, to be clear, the "they" here are all politicians, they staff, and family, not just the republicans.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because they are the exact evil we've always said they are?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am a billionaire if you remove all my debt. And add a bunch of zeros to my bank account
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love this for him. Now everyone has to remember when he ultimately was against the genocide the whole time
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I don't take sides" Imaging saying this when one of the sides is the victim of a genocide... "Blimey I can't seem to make up me mind on this one innit?!"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So my question remains: which right are you willing to give up right now that will affect your life, in order to get an "imperfect" candidate elected?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I 100% do. Biden came in on a wave of "Defund the police/abolish ICE" and he proceeded to give them MORE money. Kamala was told we don't want a genocide, and she doubled down. So I have no reason NOT to believe that Talarico would push to further erode the rights of Trans people, as he stated.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey Kai, which right are you willing to give up, right now, that will personally affect you, in order to get someone elected?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My absolute favorite thing to be told, as a multi-decade tax paying adult, is "you have to be patient, it takes time!" and when I ask "well, it's been 40 years and things are worse" being scolded "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW POLITICS WORKS". really makes me want to get out and participate
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So amazing that the choice for senator was the woman-beater-supporter or the transgender-denier, we truly live in the greatest of times.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait, you're telling me the convicted felon rapist is also violent towards women? Well, I for one am SHOCKED
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the kind of backward logic I expect from PHP
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is always a special subset of people who have decided that they're willing to sacrifice the rights of minorities because they don't want to be bothered doing any work and just want to go back to brunch.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We should protect Trans people and not support politicians who won't protect them"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"it's better" I have been hearing this for 40. FUCKING. YEARS. it's always "just two more seats bro. Just one more vote bro. Just gotta give them time bro." and then ya'll FUCKING DISAPPEAR the moment your current flavor of centrist dem bullshit hits the floor, only emerging to scold about midterms
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And you'd think they would have learned, by here we are, running the same game plan of throwing trans people under the bus and continuing a genocide, I wonder how that's going to work this time.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Instead you're giving it to a centrist democrat who's going to do the same thing, but in kente cloth?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Doesn't look good.... To what end? Has this worked at all with Fetterman? Synema? Booker? Jeffries? Which of them have made any substantial policy changes? Let's be frank: your vote IS your pressure, and you're about to just give it up AGAIN
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How do you push them after the fact? Please, I hear this all the time, yet no one can ever tell me how you can achieve this, when the person you just elected now has years in power with no way to be removed. What is the EXACT method to achieve this?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Best part is, they do this EVERY TIME. 2-3 months from the election, they declare that they're actually just 1% less bad than their opponent and start this exact fight; they don't want to win, they just want to cash in
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Don't you want *them* to win" No, I'm tired of "Them" winning, I want US to win. I want representatives that will fight for ALL people, and will stop considering minority groups as "disposable" or "we'll get to them later if you just get us 2 more senate seats"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"and demand we take care of the least of these, except trans people."
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And still never championed any specific legislation to help lgbtq people.... Guess he was too busy blowing up weddings and hospitals
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So Obama signed same-sex marriage into law then, right?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey, they're not doing great, mostly because we elected Obama to help lgbtq people and he didn't, and then Biden passed the first anti-trans legislation in years, so...if they want our votes it's time, no more "vote now, hold accountable later" bullshit, they don't listen later.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[Dem strategist, taking notes] : "throw trans people under bus.... Tell immigrants to stay away.... No universal healthcare.... Got it, I think I have our bold, new, never-been-tried-before plan, get me the 3 winnable moderate Republicans we can convince!"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey, you can fuck right off, and get that cross out of your profile, Jesus hates you and you're going to hell.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But it work SO WELL for Kamala, right?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The better person being.... The guy who wants to ban them from existing, or the other guy who wants to ban them from existing?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just so long as you're not trans, Talrico made it really clear he wants nothing to do with them
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