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Spasmodic Colon

@spasmodicanus.bsky.social
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 11h
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shitlibs know one song, and the blast it at fl volume 24/7
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Maybe we should do a few more, since the first message wasn't received.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🩵 PROTECT TRANS KIDS 🩵 🩷 PROTECT TRANS KIDS 🩷 🤍 PROTECT TRANS KIDS 🤍 🩷 PROTECT TRANS KIDS 🩷 🩵 PROTECT TRANS KIDS 🩵 Repost if you agree.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"hey guys, you have to elect dems, they're the only ones who came save us! Just, well, as long as they're following the rules, of course, we don't want go crazy now do we?"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If Lindsay didn't want us to celebrate his death, maybe he should've thought about not dying. #justsaying
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So it's now 51-47 (nominally, fuck lurch)? Let's get a that 51 down a few more, plenty more octogenarian that can contract diarrhea doo-doo shit death
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! <double standard time>
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wait, seriously? I get to wake up to a dead Lindsey and (probably already weeks dead) McConnell Maybe sundays ain't so bad
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Imagine sacrificing to the water-burning demon to ask if a twitter post is real instead of.... visiting the fucking site
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Image of the "great American state fair" being absolutely devoid of people with the caption "breaking news: great American state fair crowd so small, trump cancels fake assassination; Trump: 'America really wanted another fake assassination attempt, but communists ruined it'"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Everyone should aspire to be on this list
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy 100th day of our 1 week age against Iran, we great again yet?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You're just realizing this NOW? We've never gotten to vote for the people we want.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Honey wakeup, new sicko had dropped
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When bluesky doesn't like my posts
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I Dont Want To Play With You Anymore Its Over GIF
ALT: I Dont Want To Play With You Anymore Its Over GIF
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Equal to Jake
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just listened to the last ep of #knowledgefight and then Jordan's rant, and he is 10000% correct in his take. This is not a victory, these families will not get the closure they deserve, and Alex continues to face 0 consequences. This is a travesty of justice and no one should be celebrating
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is why we shouldn't have been celebrating yet; we're owed good things in life, but I have 0 faith in the system allowing for those good things to happen. I really hope I'm proven wrong.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trumo sees no one falling for the #scripted and #staged event and has already moved on
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"important dems and press" Those things were not at fascist-con '26
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yay, another event to show that a bunch of people who were ostensibly on the right side of history would instead just carry water for the fascists.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another shooter. Another “reason” to take something away from all of us and give it to the rich for their “safety”.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He's only started another unwinnable war, driven prices up, is destroying institution, and is facing calls for the release of the evidence that proves he's a child rapist and murderer...why do you dummies think he would stage an attack to distract you?
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
New goal: get blocked by all bsky.team accounts so they can't see anything I do and become untouchable
bsky.team
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"PTO is on the chopping block" Wonder how this will help solve the "Warehouses continue to spontaneously combust" issue
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@booker.senate.gov hey Cory, what do you think that 10% was?
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Illustration of a smiling character with short black hair, blue streak, wearing an off-shoulder top. Background: trans pride flag. Text advocates for trans rights.
The text says "Every time you repost this image
A trans person gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies
elanaflowerz"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
One of my favorite types of interactions on bskizzle dot app: Dummy says "IF only we had dems, this wouldn't have happened" Point out the opportunities they've had to prevent this from happening, and instead of introspection you get "I DON'T LIKE YOU STOP TELLING FACTS LALALALALAL" just beautiful
Picture of a skeet where the VBNMW dummy says "I'm sick of you. Go away. Don't vote, I don't give a damn what you do. I hope smarter people prevail". This is in response to being told that people *did* vote for dems in the past, and they did nothing with the power, so why would people want to vote for them now
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
These are rookie numbers, we can crash this place much harder
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When the libs tell you transactional voting is bad and you should've just held your nose for the lesser evil
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"I'm not America, so let me go ahead and tell you things about America that I obviously know nothing about..."
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Here robbie, lemme just fix a few things you missed....
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"I still think about the fireman..." don't. He was a maga piece of shit
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's 1993, a democrat has been elected to hold the previous republican president responsible, doesn't, and continues to move right. It's 2009, a democrat has been elected to hold the previous republican president responsible, doesn't, and continues to move right. It's 2028....
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Uh oh, hide your dogs, Nome is on the loose and lookin' for revenge #nomeout #fuckice
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
words cannot describe how happy this label makes me
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
proving once again liberals don't want to make things better, they just want to go back to brunch
Picture of a skeet chain that goes:
"If you think that leftists not voting will cost you elections, you better do something to get them on board then huh."

"I'd rather us lose everything" shrug emoji

"then you will."

"And I'm ok with that"
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If isntreali's are going to smear every Palestinian as a terrorist, then they all get to be labeled as zionists. Want to prove me wrong? Go ahead and replace your government with one that will seek justice for Palestinians
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Dropped discord based on some very negative interactions, you should too
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm not sure what's worse: the facsist, or the people who think we can get out of this without violence; The people who keep thinking the courts or police will put an end to this are the same one who failed to hold their reps to task and allowed all of this to happen in the first place.
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☭🔻Watchdog🔻☭ @comradewatchdog.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
WE ARE NOT VOTING OUR WAY OUT AND DEMOCRATS ARE NAZI COLLABORATORS THEY NEED TO BE HANGED RIGHT NEXT TO THE REPUBLICANS
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Erin? @bioluminescence.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Good news everyone! Libs have invented time travel; the money that was JUST PASSED in Jan 2026 helped out the people who's stuff was destroyed by Newsome two years ago. This makes perfect sense
skeet from a shitlib, in reference to how Gavin Newsome is a monster who personally destroyed a homeless encampment: "Oh, and he has destroyed homeless encampments, after spending millions to shelter them so they aren't on the street." Apparently time works different in shitlib land, where 2024 comes after 2026
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The ones who tell you "you have to protest peacefully or there will be consequences" are the ones who have the most to lose from non-peaceful protests
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Lib and reading comprehension at an all time high
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... Sounds like he'll be ripe to be picked up, tried, sentenced, and taken care of
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Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Asking the right question #fuckice #hamasdidnothingwrong #fuckisrael www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fWNJU7/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you're not calling out blue maga on a kammy post and then getting blocks, what are you even doing with your life?
Blue maga bots butthurt when confronted with the truth
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Spasmodic Colon @spasmodicanus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How ever much you hate conservatives, you're gonna need to hate liberals twice that, because they're currently clapping and funding all of this.
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