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Pro Le Teriat

@spasmgazm.bsky.social
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Shouting MATERIAL CONDITIONS till I'm blue in the face

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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm a software developer and I'm constantly discovering new ways to write terrible code, ergo I am more secure than an LLM drawing from all the terrible code written to this point.
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I thought it was McDuck
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Quick Nerevar, we need to get to the Hot Topic before it closes. One of my snake bites have broken and I can't go to family dinner looking like a poser"
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm constantly reminded of this whenever my wife says things like "I'm glad you wash your arsehole, unlike other guys"
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Has beens in general seem to flock to the far right. Almost as if having a lack of charisma makes people default to being horrible humans
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I wanna see greater musket representation in school shootings. "Kelly you're such a bitch" "Stacey you're a tea swilling redcoat, at arms" BANG
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Clickbait headline. There are plenty of younger artists unafraid to challenge the system, but you've bought the lie of the media
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Whatever you do, don't analyse the situation through a class perspective. Just keep parroting arbitrary divisions
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ahaha real cutting edge political activism there. Lemme know when she pulls a Bob Vylan and actually calls out American imperialism
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Would be great if we can now get more than three services a day between the nation's capital and our biggest city... But I won't hold my breath
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
CEO of being wrong
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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ScrapKingKeita @scrapkingkeita.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Crunchyroll started as a piracy website that would steal the work of fansub groups and lock it behind paywalls, which caused Fansub groups to literally encode messages during the "Brought to you in part by these sponsors" segments, warning viewers that if you paid for the subs, you got scammed
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You have manbearpig on your desk?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I just know the best burrito I'll ever eat is waiting for me to buy it out of the back of a random car
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
That price is for 1 adult and 1 useless worm
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
So did they go out and buy a dildo just for this, or did they have one floating around in the kampfwagen?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The thing is this sentence contains about a dozen separate concepts, all just merged into a Cronenberg of a passage. Like the author has grabbed their talking points and thrown it into the worst LLM ever made
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Maybe I can be a writer after all?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Did he get FAA clearance to throw those overheads?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Looks like he's trying to throw shot put, not punches
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Is it just looking for the cromulent words?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
They printed House of Leaves for Christs sake they can print this
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It moves at the speed of smell too, because why follow the original rail corridor, let's make it go down the busiest street in town instead. So it dog legs from the original alignment to the main street and has to crawl at a snails pace to not derail
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
How powerful are their kegels?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
No fun allowed
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Because things like "sex is better shared, not taken" seems to not be working
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Maybe we should start propaganda along the lines of "capitalism is shrinking your dick" and "private equity stops you from getting laid"
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/07/2025
It's something to watch this happen when issue is question is "no longer supporting genocide"
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Give this company another billion dollars
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm pretty sure it's the RWNJs like the IPA goons who want to erase Australia's British history, just saying
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
They've used the COVID rate instead of influenza admissions, completely different trend lines but I guess they're maybe not paid enough to check
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
>high quality food >McDonald's
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Yep, jump in a caravan and shit yourselves to death, as is tradition
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Nothing was gained by keeping them in my circle. All I got was a front row seat to their miserable decline.
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Fact of the matter is: nothing I said or presented to them would change their mind nor stop them from believing more ignorant and sometimes dangerous ideas.
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It's been about five years since I stopped talking with a relative who was heavily into the "alternative science" side of the internet. My life has only improved, while theirs continued it's (downward) trajectory
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yeah and since they were established they've failed to prevent serious biosecurity breaches like the shot hole borer in WA
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What a fuckin joke of an organisation
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
zohran mamdani’s socialist promises: punk girls in fishnets
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Mark Ogge @markogge.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
WA Labor MP Dave Kelly is a hero. Speaking out against the outrageous gaslighting of Woodside CEO Meg O’Neill, responsible for literally billions of tonnes of emissions, then blames young people for climate change while she destroys their future. www.watoday.com.au/politics/wes...
watoday.com.au
Former WA Labor minister launches blistering attack on Woodside boss
In parliament on Wednesday night, Dave Kelly segued comments about climate change spending into an attack on Woodside boss Meg O’Neill.
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
All that IQ and you can't even think for yourself
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I mean it was an AI slop morph of nipples and bikini so I can understand why
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
So hold on, they said "let's make every interaction with your phone be like trying to talk to an automated telephone directory" and managed to make it out of the toilet cubicle they were doing coke in?
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This and the cryptids result kinda speak to the levels of untreated mental illness and shit education. To put it another way, even Americans are neither stupid nor crazy enough to want war with Iran
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It's because their fossilised fat Dino dicks made early archaeologists uncomfortable so they threw them away
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Oh but it's produced so much shareholder value!
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The white house is just a bunch of wankers
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Chris Minns, can you read? Encouraging private investors and developers is not going to help, you need to expand public housing immediately @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social
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Pro Le Teriat @spasmgazm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Evergreen
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