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@spartanparksdept.bsky.social
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You morons continuously take away the exact opposite message to appease democratic establishment and Zionist donors. Please give someone with an ounce of clarity an Op-ed
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A massive thanks to Sandi, who spent months working on this story with me. It would not have happened without her editing and advocacy.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Has anyone made a change . Org petition to send Baron to Iran
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The Dallas Morning News @dallasnews.com · 02/03/2026
As the notoriously volatile asset class struggles and Texas' investment heads south, critics say 'I told you so.'
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Texas’ $10M bitcoin investment slips into the red amid crypto price dive
As the notoriously volatile asset class struggles and Texas' investment heads south, critics say 'I told you so.'
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I cannot save the world for everyone today. But I can make today safe and loving for my children and save the world for them. It feels like the most important way I can resist the hellscape of war and bloodshed.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I used to operate on such little sleep and all I drank was soda and redbull. How is it that at a healthier time in my life if I have more than coffee and a cup of tea later I get a headache?
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I will give you rest. #OriginalMusic
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 06/11/2025
Yesterday: Alexandra Edwards lays out the simple, four-step plan extremists can follow to dismantle vital University programs like the one she used to work for.
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My University Just Taught Extremists How to Eliminate Academic Programs They Don't Like
Texas Christian University handed its power to the people working hardest to dismantle learning itself.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I gotta start posting harder or I’m gonna go soft
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Any houses giving out full size labubus for Halloween?
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“The head of our state government openly saying he wants to root out opposing viewpoints is the definition of fascism.” thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/21/g...
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Gov. Abbott Admitted to Purging ‘Leftist’ Professors. People Are Calling It the ‘Definition of Fascism.’
Students and professors have protested firings of “leftist” professors at major universities in recent weeks.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This is not unique to the UK. This same split (basically) happened to episcopal and Methodist churches this decade. It’s a down stream effect of racist, homophobic, and sexist evangelism done in African and Asian countries.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
When’s the last time a guy tried to jump a dirt bike over a bunch of buses? Can we get a stunt man to jump over all the free buses Zohran wants? I think that would be a good use of tax payer money. Take it from Argentina.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Silksong update seems to dome something to input lag or hit detection because the conchfly fight feels so much worse now
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Here’s my hot take on silksong. The problem isn’t difficulty, it’s padding. I understand the boss patterns and how to beat them, I just can’t do the same pattern 20 times in a row like I could when I was 15. I think difficulty settings or at least boss health bars would increase my fun by 75%.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Actually I wish Obama had taken everybody’s guns away.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Idk if anyone reads what I put on this website but I may or may not have music coming out soon for the first time in a long time. Pls stay tuned.
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 14/07/2025
From @gusbova.bsky.social, in our magazine: The majority of U.S. states enacted forced-sterilization laws that targeted the non-white and the disabled, leading to more than 60,000 coerced operations. But Texas, perhaps surprisingly, never passed such a law.
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The History of Eugenics in Texas Isn't What You Think
A new book unearths a chapter of the state’s story when anti-intellectual fundamentalism was put to good ends.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Howdy, progressive Texan here. If your first instinct when you see posts about the catastrophic flooding in the hill country is to comment “you get what you voted for!” You are just as bad as MAGA. You do not make this country better. You make it worse.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Phil Spencer sucks. I’m glad he made his millions and killed all the good will his company had. Can’t wait for the next halo in 5 years and then see Halo studios shut down 6 months later. Thanks for turning gaming into a massive dumpster fire. Asshole.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever read.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
@robertearlkeen1.bsky.social hello whoever runs this account. What’s going on with the Rose Hotel? Why has it been pulled from virtually every digital platform?
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This dude is getting cooked by radical non-monogamous transfemmes and “actually sir” reply guys alike. This website rules. JD Vance sucks eggs.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
As your minister, salvation is not an option for you if support the MAGA fascism.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
No employee handbook says you can’t shit your pants at work. I think we should all start to doing this. I have been awake since 3am.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Simply make Fortnite again but a little different. Maybe with a recognizable license! Like a Lego Fortnite? Or a Minecraft Fortnite? Or a Fortnite Fortnite? I think you’ll like that audience response.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Are there any good models for future leaders in the Democratic Party? Why yes! We have… a bunch of losers!!!
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Why are right wingers dressing like progressives 10 years ago? Was not expecting the butch master crotcheter looking girl at brunch to start talking about cancel culture affecting public school teachers?
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Here’s an idea: if you’re a citizen of the United States you should go to da liquor sto
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I don’t understand gamers. I’m so excited for Marathon but apparently it’s a bad game because it’s not free to play, not an endless grind, not a brand new genre, and not destiny which we all hate now. I’m excited and I hate wanting games to fail.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
how to get into smuggling how to smuggle goods what goods are easily smuggled where to smuggle goods from overseas suppliers of goods how to speak chinese least secure trading ports best boat for smuggling cheapest boat for smuggling maritime law boat driving basics boat law how to get into piracy
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
All of this could have been avoided if Dems ran a good campaign with good policy and spoke to what people were worried about.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yall ever have a poop so stinky you feel like you gotta wash your hands after 😂😂😂
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
chat, is there anything in christianity about forgiving the people who killed your son
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Eric Fishboy @fishboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
German Centaurs Bake Good Bread by the Dutch Treats interpreted by the Dutch Treats Experience at the Love, Johnny tribute to the late John Freeman at Rubber Gloves in Denton, TX on 3/31/2025
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
So the party of “one is too many” when it comes to gender detransitioning is also the party of “we’re gonna make some mistakes” when it comes to accidentally deporting citizens to a supermax prison?
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hello Subaru of America, I know you're reading this. I know nothing about cars but please let me redesign the Baja as a midsized EV truck and then let me also bring back the Brat as a trubo charged off road truck and dominate the global market thank you.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
*listening to my highly curated playlist for the time of year and my mood* Man they’re playing the hits!
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Is this a good start to the song of the summer?
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“Bare with me-“ I’m gonna stop you right there, I couldn’t possibly bare one more gd thing.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Starfox animal crossing
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Does holding a baby lamb make me hot
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 11/03/2025
Previously: Politicians, especially those who grew up in the digital age, have repeatedly learned the hard lesson that you can never truly delete anything from the web. Take, for instance, Nate Schatzline.
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What a Drag: Nate Schatzline
The Fort Worth state rep spends another session waging a “spiritual battle” in the Texas House, with bad bills and incessant posting.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You guys can’t be this stupid. You’d be Trump supporters if you were just a little less literate.
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I don’t think I’ve ever seen 20 matchboxes
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Someone for the love of God please get his phone number to Nick Mullen
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Park Ranger @spartanparksdept.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Beautiful day in the neighborhood
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