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Andrew Shaw

@spartacusmills.bsky.social
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The history books will have to be rewritten. They’ll simply say John Major punched the Queen. Everything else will be a footnote.

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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What have I become My Swedish friend
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I’m committing to spending ten billion pounds of taxpayers money on this thing” “What is it?” “Dunno”
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red Pigs produce ham
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m sorry the poor selection of beverages spoiled your trip to the extermination camp.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like Thunderbirds but instead of a rocket it launches a giant dirigible Pete Heaketh that immediately bursts when one of its giant inflatable testicles gets caught on a nearby antenna.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you Sue Douglas for sharing those insights
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Billionaire thinks taxes are too high and too much is spent on benefits. What an incredibly original and newsworthy take www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The sweet release of death?
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Surely they mean ‘Short-term excursion’ crimes? www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
UN experts say grounds to believe US committed war crimes in Iran strikes
The US has not acknowledged carrying out February's deadly strikes on a primary school in Minab and a sports complex in Lamerd.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Latest scenes from Piddington
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh and this guy
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ditto nachos. Otherwise you just end up with a bowl that’s just 90% warm crisps.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The gas fire in my grandparent’s living room Pressure Cookers Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Coming up next on BBC news. Chris Mason on why this is bad news for Andy Burnham.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Roger Moore is at Chiswick roundabout
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Behold! The master race!
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She was the best of the best. No I’m not crying you are. Ok, maybe I am a bit. youtu.be/cxTIIYU6aSg?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - Together You And I (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Really great speech JD, great speech. Really landed that sexual predator vibe we were hoping for.”
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Great, an unstable lunatic with loads of nuclear weapons. Not too keen on Kim Jong Un either.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok Zia, what we’re looking for is a strong confident message delivered in the voice of a six year old standing in front of a mirror with the toy light saber he’s just been given for Christmas.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good luck to everyone getting their A-Level results today. And if you don’t get the results you want just remember, we’ll all be hewing precious metals from the earth’s core for our racist AI powered robot overlords in a few years so it scarcely matters anyway.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is climate change to blame? No, there’s simply too much countryside. That’s the real problem here.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oddly reassuring to see someone so smart describe something that so many seem determined to miss… www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
A ‘Keminaissance’ for the Tories is wishful thinking – Badenoch’s Reform-lite summer will only end one way | Jonathan Freedland
Hiring a convicted antisemite as an adviser; rabble rousing at a time of violent unrest. She is still in a race to the bottom and making too many mistakes, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This man is in his ninth decade.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is there anything nice this fucking family won’t try and ruin? Next up, Eric Trump announces plans to buy a controlling stake in Michael Palin
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Protecting our women and girls latest.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ah Britain’s foremost political strategist has spoken
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well that will definitely be worth draining the Caspian Sea for.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m going to miss Darren Cann’s dynamic presence when this is all over.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Joes a real ‘happy with mid table ‘ kind of guy
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A small price to pay for the extra £350 million a week for the NHS. Wait, what that didn’t happen either?
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Rassilon’s Trousers @rassilonstrousers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration break
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great scoop Daily Telegraph. You’ve found a source of unimpeachable credibility and integrity there.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can I just shock you? I like VAR.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My Facebook algorithm has gone completely mad. Still good to see Gregg Wallace has found some work at least
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fingers crossed it involves a solo thirteen year fact finding mission to the depths of the Mariana Trench
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Welcome to the Bantams Noel Edmonds.
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration break
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
日本がんばれ
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Andrew Shaw @spartacusmills.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Very brave of James Cleverly to do that interview without his trousers.
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