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Into Strictly and all things glamorous. Incapable of napping

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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21h
Marble Hall Murders. Finding it has made my day. You'll find me under the duvet, bingeing it
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This person should run the country
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September has gone. A month I usually enjoy. There's a quietness to it, a softness. But it has passed me by this year as if it never existed, my mind has been focused on other things. And now my second least-favourite month is here, followed soon by the worst month. Ugh
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My sister is on the move back to Carlisle hospital. The fluid on her heart is getting worse rather than improving so she has to have it aspirated. Best case scenario is a with a needle, worst case is a drain. Neither is nice, but hopefully they can do it with a needle
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Liza is so right about Fatiha's pottery - it has real heart. I've loved everything she's made because of that. Her pigeon is my favourite this week.
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching Sleb Pottery Throwdown from last night, and Fatiha talking through Lucy picking up her poor T Rex, being so calm and encouraging, has made me quite emotional
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess what everybody?!!! My local Sainsbury's had GF Orzo in stock. The excitement 💃🕺
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've just woken up to the fact that some of my favourite Strictly pros were culled (never not going to get over Nadiya), we got FIVE* new ones, but... NEIL IS STILL THERE 😳
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's a frying pan, not a grill. And there's bread wrapped round the cheese. It's a fried cheese sandwich.
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am eating dark chocolate covered marzipan. Life doesn't get better than this
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting fomo because you're all watching Strictly and I'm not. Very tempted by some of your comments, but I'm just not up to it
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who is taking on the clauditorium role? Joh or Jojo?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What to wear today? It's chilly and feckin' autumnal, so cosy and woolly would be my choice. But I have nearly 2 hours in the car and then 4 hrs in a stuffy hospital room. For which I'm inclined to wear a floaty summer frock
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Making coffee takes about 4 minutes but seems like 30. Drinking coffee takes me at least 30 (more like 35-40) but feels like 2 minutes. Maths. Doesn't always work
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everywhere has it's own gin. Even the local spar
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did it! Coffee made. Back in bed to consume it
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time for coffee. Only problem is, the kettle is a long way away and I have to get out of bed to access it. I'll think about it some more
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Re the iced coffee at an interview discourse... Iced coffee is an affectation and shouldn't be allowed. The end
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just muted m*ppets and j*m he*nson
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone? Any ideas? @jasongood.bsky.social is it time yet to get the annual month's apple subscription? Feeling its a tad early l, usually Oct when all Slow Horses eps are available. Vague recollection you said 16/10?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Calm down everyone, it's just a big vol au vent
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Terrestrial TV recommendations welcomed. My brain has moved very slightly beyond early Doris Day and Jane Powell musicals, but only a smidge. I've seen the new series of Colin from Accounts and Ludwig (meh?) but that's the level. Not side splitting comedy but amusing. No thrillers, crime or gritty
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know who I miss? Sid. @hertssid as he was known (formerly @strictlysid). I often wonder how he is, how he doing. He was the entire reason I got an account with the other place and subsequently moved here. I hope is well and and happy and I'm sending love, even though he won't know that
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've never had a hot take
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, my sister was admitted with pretty bad pneumonia on 30 Aug. Responded well to treatment and was breathing by herself, chest drain out and with enough mobility to go to the loo by herself 10 days later. Moved to a different hospital and rapidly went down hill. 14 days after the move 1/2
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To everyone saying autumn is here: Go away
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Despite the reminder, I forgot Only Connect. Was watching a Fred Astaire film instead
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching Daisy Jones and the Six. Sam Clafin looks so much older in the 70s flashbacks than he does in the documentary footage 20 yrs later. Also... meh. Struggling to get to the end of the 2nd ep. Prob won't make it
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can someone explain... I can't watch ep 3 of Sleb Pottery unless I upgrade to subscription-based ad free All4. Why not?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm loving Richard Herring discovering his absolute love of decorating pottery. And his skill. And Fatiha has real feeling in her makes. Her's was my favourite kids desk set Layton and Denise are very competent but the other two make things that make me feel things
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So it wasn't Keith! It was Madge, the not-at-all-invented dinner lady #slebpotterythrowdown
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why is jimothy called jimothy?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every other recipe is orzo now. And they don't make gluten free orzo so I end up with severe FOMO and extreme grumpiness
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Mad Stubborn Cartoon Cat
Alt: Grumpy, pissed off cartoon cat, sliding down the seat and folding arms. Not happy and not playing any more
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Right, now I've finished my (very late - slept until 9.45, only woken by message from friend asking how I'm feeling...) morning coffee and had a good coughing session, I'm ready to catch up with rest of Sleb Pottery
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TV is either paid for by subscriptions OR ads. Not both. I can't stand ads (they used to be an art form in their own right but now they are shit and unbearable), so subscription was fairly appealing whilst it was a fair price. I have no idea why anyone would still subscribe if there are also ads
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fell racing is still the most inclusive athletic sport I've come across. Gender doesn't matter, nor if you are are speedy mountain goat or a stompy marmot, wirey and lean or strong and powerful. The winners wait and cheer the slower ones over the line. If you get round you are worthy of respect
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Cox for Head of Documentaries (a post which probably hasn't been a thing, even at the BBC, since David Attenborough lurked the corridors of BBC House as a bright young thing in his 40s). I have long given up on watching documentaries for the reasons Mr Cox states
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching the celebrities on pottery throwdown who haven't come in with the previous experience the usual contestants have, has convinced me that I would be the crappiest of crap at throwing. 1st, clay is heavy; 2nd, centering it looks like wrestling a mud-covered angry hippo; 3rd, it all goes flopsy
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just found Celebrity Pottery Throw Down. Why can't we have that points not elimination format for the main show? See also Sewing Bee and Strictly
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In my trawl through musicals from the late 40s I've landed on A date with Judy, with Jane Powell and Elizabeth Taylor. Powell was 19, playing 16, looking 14 (but with the voice of a 45yr old opera singer). Taylor was 15, playing 16, looking a very beautiful 32. Her clothing ages and sexualises her
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm increasingly thinking that the US president is scripted by Mel Brooks in a spoof/parody film.
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've taken a sick day because last night I had a sore throat, raging headache, bit of a temperature, a tickly cough amd was totally wiped out. Gave notice last night because rota jiggling was required. I feel a bit better today but prob need an R&R day. So I'm watching a 1948 Doris Day film in bed❤️
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the most perfect description of Josh I've ever come across. Best description of anyone ever, in fact
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back from hospital and really can't cope with a whole new strictly format. Need the comfort of familiarity right now (old WILTY seems to be doing the job). Anyway, how did was the new format? Aware it was just the launch show, so not indicative of a normal episode, but interested to hear thoughts
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When did chunky start being replaced by chonky?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
3rd day in a row that I'm going to do the 4hr round trip to whitehaven hospital so.i can spend time with my sister. The combo of the drive and the time in the hospital with a never ending barrage of medical staff, which is all to the good, is utterly draining. Can feel my own resistance getting low
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, they moved my sister. AT ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. They swapped beds with a woman who is one day from discharge and was bored in a side room. But 1AM!!! Could they not have moved that woman on monday when they said they needed my sister's bed?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@bettystoveseyes.bsky.social and anyone else who has a any NHS knowledge... What is the remit of the ward manager?
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They are talking about moving her into a side ward, ie by herself. Can you all collectively cross everything that this happens 🙏
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sparklyfellelf.bsky.social @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sister having another blood transfusion, as well as an additional kind of antibiotic. The oxygen she's on isn't getting through to her. And meanwhile the TV is blaring, the other people have their visitors babbling and one patient is wailing. Is that how they think people best recover?
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