Sign in

Charlie Wu

@sparkleapplepie.bsky.social
238 followers 130 following 3.4K posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 2h
Under*
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 5h
It's *other people's* jobs to die for the revolution. The activists are too valuable as future leaders of the new order to be engaging in actual dirty work.
030
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I take it you don't want to talk about this either
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's died down a bit, but in case anyone is still flirting with the idea that Thomas Massie isn't a giant piece of shit despite his stance on Israel and the Epstein Files (and honestly, it's questionable his stances on those aren't still awful on some level)
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had a weird convo where someone got mad at me that I'm not letting an employee with a new baby work from home. Aside from the fact that the guy we're talking about isn't my employee... his job is port crane operator. It's...not something he can really do from home.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But the left are often called wreckers because so many of us just can't honestly engage with the reality of our political system and environment. You can honestly say that Dems are way better set up for the future now, but you can't honestly say that things would've been the same w/ Harris.
1191
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like, at some point, if you believe that the only way forward is to tear things down, you have to be honest about it and about how awful it could be and actually show how hard you're going to work to help the people who will be fucked.
2212
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you truly, *honestly* believe that Dems needed to be wiped out, you wouldn't spend the next two years trying to backfill justifications as to why their actions didn't actually lead to anything bad. Which, as I learned as a Green in 2017, is a *great way* for people to never listen to you again.
1335
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There were so many people who *needed* Donald the Dove or Trump II is not that bad, or Trump may run left of Harris on [x issue] to be true in order to duck responsibility they have for this shit. It's sheer cowardice because they can't stand up for their own convictions.
1506
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DCCC:
static.klipy.com
Remember The Titans: Leave No Doubt
ALT: Remember The Titans: Leave No Doubt
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blouth Carolina
static.klipy.com
Meditation
ALT: Meditation
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's a difference between making fun someone for their appearance and making fun of someone for willingly getting Mar-A-Lago face. Only one of those things is a deliberate choice, and in this case, that choice was made in service of pleasing a psychopathic fascist.
010
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I take it you don't want to talk about it
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We need to turn San Francisco into Coruscant and fine these landlords into abject poverty.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Platner deadenders are a silly bunch.
020
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The *craziest* person I've run into is a guy who's a self proclaimed Marxist Leninist, but also makes a living scalping Pokemon cards and when confronted, tries to claim that he's "sticking it" to the corporations.
010
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So Jon Ossoff and AES are just committing dual murders on live TV tonight eh?
010
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure if Ossoff is debating Collins on TV or if Ossoff is committing ritualized murder.
010
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Next guy must go in and persecute everyone.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is expecting someone in the media to call him a pathetic loser for constantly saying this shit too much? Sheesh.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe speak less about your faith www.cltampa.com/news/tony-du...
cltampa.com
Tony Dungy to speak at Tampa’s controversial Life Surge seminar, which was recently accused of scamming attendees
Tony Dungy Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Tony Dungy will be among the many keynote speakers at an upcoming Tampa stop for Life Surge, a
031
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I joined the Green Party in college. Dumb kids do dumb things.
041
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the wildest things I went through volunteering at the hospital in high school is listening to little old ladies talk about how they or a friend back in the day lost a husband to a mysterious illness. ...and then having the older charge nurse tell me that the husband was prolly poisoned.
070
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And an entire country up North gets PTSD.
010
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Throwing your 69th (nice) pitch to Keekay is a recipe for a pounding. Pun(s) intended.
070
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dollars to donuts someone on staff plugged a bunch of random shit into ChatGPT and this abomination is what got spat out.
1220
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"But [explains what the ad actually said]!" People's attention spans are short. The moment you have to explain the punchline, their eyes have already glazed over.
1350
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was yesterday, but holy shit is this a nightmare blunt rotation. It's time to retire old man
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Basically Ryan Grim.
030
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ahh, the leftists who are left wing because they want strong working class unions, but also they want those unions to engage in the most xenophobic of rent-seeking behavior, and also want those unions to protect good (men) workers who rape their female colleagues, who had it coming for being uppity.
170
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"No, this time it'll be different." Lol, okay. Sure bud. This is why [insert country here] century will *never* happen and we're just all waiting for the lib/left to reassert itself in the US. The other countries are also filled with stupid.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's hilarious talking to some Bolso supporters in Brazil because they're all like "yes, we're going to work well with Trump and it's going to benefit us all" And it's like, when has corporate selloffs to the US from South America *ever* not resulted in them becoming the US's bitch?
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's gonna be Angie Nixon falling just a few thousand votes short isn't it?
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like how the Dodgers basically spent the '24-'25 off season trashing the Yankees on their defensive fundamentals and baserunning, and the Yankees' brass apparently just decided that the Dodgers were just being big meanies and not actually serious.
001
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm reminded daily of the kid I had to tell off because he got into a screaming match with a toddler over paw patrol.
0111
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't just want that man out of power and in jail. I want him to suffer psychologically. I want him to feel the same misery and pain he's wrought on others. I want him to *watch* as his legacy is torn asunder. Then only when he has nothing left, I want to kick him when he's down and jail him.
static.klipy.com
Olenna Tyrell's Iconic 'It Was Me' Moment
ALT: Olenna Tyrell's Iconic 'It Was Me' Moment
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't actually want Trump impeached. I want everything and everyone around him impeached. I want him to watch as every one of his sycophants are thrown in jail I want him to feel powerless and impotent as he spends the end of his admin counting down the days to his inevitable imprisonment.
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's gonna go R and hope that he can win in 2028 as an R incumbent isn't he?
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CA residents agree that affordable housing is necessary. CA residents also agree that line must always go up regardless of economic conditions when it comes to their own home value. CA residents agree that 2 is infinitely more important than 1 if push comes to shove.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, more than 1 boomer retiree has agreed with me on M4A but went on to say "nobody should be doing that while illegals are still running around." Issues polling does not capture the importance of the issue. Hell, there are leftists who would rather euthanize the poor than give up burrito taxis.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Issues polling is deceptive because it looks like you're getting 100 people to answer 1 question but what you really have is 100 people answering 100 different questions. What encompasses medicare, who is "all", and what does "for" entail are sometimes as unique as fingerprints to each respondent.
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also issues polling is very surface level. People want AI development paused, but they still want to play with their slop generators. They want medicare for all, until they find out that also means brown/gay/trans people. They want to stop weapons to Israel, until a scary arab scares them on TV.
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is great because I think it's way too late to matter, but also now they get to deal with the fallout of the budget shortfall in 2028. Enjoy the infrastructure collapse acceleration Ohio!
030
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And all this shit is in theory being done in our (The People's) names. Anyone who supports this shit can go fuck themselves.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One interesting quirk about Brazil is that people there basically pay over time for *virtually everything* I know people who have made payments on shirts that they've already thrown out. Which also makes for an interesting discussion every time we get a newbie banker lol
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then trying to start a movement on NextDoor trying to get the car line banned. Sometimes, cyberbullying is good.
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's nothing more California Suburban NIMBY than the dipshits who buy a house right next to an elementary school, and then deliberately park their cars on the street in the most inconvenient way possible so that parents dropping off their kids can't park in front of their house.
100
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know, I didn't think the Republicans could get more pathetic than Jeb Bush's "Please Clap" or Ted Cruz licking the boot even after the God Emperor insulted his wife. But alas, here we are.
010
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always b. B is the goated choice
000
Charlie Wu @sparkleapplepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bernie campaigning with Ro Khanna and Jane Kim in LA. Kill me now.
000