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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳.

@sparkfriendship.bsky.social
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Former captain of the Hachiko Sports Team. Protector of Kemono. Dream journalist. (Parody account. Not affiliated with 90% Studios. Twitter - @SparkFriendship)

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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh, I've been that guy before.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Whuh,
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》 α fℓαωє∂ ωσяℓ∂'ѕ gσ∂ - @wcrazy739.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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~*} ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛs ♥︎{- @weffleofbeffle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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˚₊‧꒰ა PRICE OF PROGRESS ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @priceofprogress.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
(... This is one of the places he didn't expect to end up at again, but... he definitely is. Cracking a door, entering the room, and...) ... Oh. Hey. It's... a time for reunions, then?
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}》 THE BIG BAD ,^× @rockstarroxanne.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Starin' at a mirror of myself ‎
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~》 αℓℓ уσυ ¢αи нσρє fσя иσω ~《 @brownienews.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
ㅤ ㅤi hate it when you look at me. i can ㅤhardly bear it. ㅤ
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- ʝσιɳ υʂ ϝσɾ α Ⴆιƚҽ! ~☆ @grimbiker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
ㅤ ㅤcmon, dont tell me you'reㅤ ㅤTHATㅤ ㅤclueless! ㅤ
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
... In my defense, I thought Ratha had already scented me... (He looks just a bit shaken.) ... I'm very glad you didn't just blindly swing a greatsword at my head, though.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
(Maybe some people - but not him. In fact, from a tree overhead - he's already dropped directly onto Ratha's back.) (Reaching out with the vantage... he pats her atop the head.) Poke.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Somethin' you're wanting to do, Lutes? You know, I think I can call up a buddy of ours if you want to go for a flight. They've grown a bit since last you saw.
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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You'd be right, but... seeing as you're still a friend, I wish you a happy birthday nonetheless.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
... Yes, well... I'm usually standing on ground that isn't glassed, so I think we might be from different timelines.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Three and a half years back or so. I was 16. I'm 20 now.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I cannot help but feel you mean the other one, but, thanks buddy.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy birthday to me - Today for my birthday I had to figure out how declaring money for taxes when you earned it in another country works. I think I might prefer more zombies and demons.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Either we are talking about the wrong apocalypse or it's the same one with two different kill counts. Mine is barely over a thousand and you just implied you've witnessed the death of everything.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
For once it's not my friends... ... oop, wait, hold on, I see Brownie over there so veto that. It's just a 1+1 now.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
S'my birthday.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
(Straightening up an inch taller out of a slouch.)
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wrong apocalypse.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
If I got woken up by a four digit death count I think I would be pretty upset by the happenings.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Why does everyone say that. It was awful.
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— Ɀ𐌀𐌓Ɀ𐌀𐌌Ꝋ𐌓𐌀 @brattycatgoddess.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ— "𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 Đ€ŁỮŞƗØŇ .ᐟ " ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ #purrfectapawcalypse #mvrp
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
... Are you... Is everything okay? Did... something happen? I... (He can swear he smells smoke, but... he doesn't want to ask if something burned down.)
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~ on the fritz! @stepbackfritzer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm Sparky Fritz, and I give a lot of Sparky FRICKS about you!!!
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Most coaches do not 'already' teach people how to actually murder someone, I think... But the least I can do is sit in on a couple practices.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I won't say coaching doesn't appeal to me. It does. The chance to help people learn... ... But I worry I would teach the wrong things. Lose the line between sports player and something else. Push them too hard, and... yeah.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
... I think there might be a conflict of interest in me joining your team. Also, I aged out a couple years back?
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
... Is the fan club... branching out of Kemono...?! Scary... that's really scary.
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~ on the fritz! @stepbackfritzer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
ㅤ ㅤtemp pin. ㅤ
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
... woof...
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
... Good luck. I... hope what I gave you helps.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
... I appreciate the concern. But, in a way... anywhere is an exit, for me. I'm... subject, to the power of memory. It's a curse and blessing. I relive some of my worst moments, often... but at a time like this, I can use the magic in a more helpful manner. Remember myself being somewhere else.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not a problem. Whatever you're dealing with down here... it sounds like you've more than earned a helping hand. Take care of yourself? And, don't worry about me. I'm good at finding my own way out.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'll spare you some of mine. Teaching you to make them... it's harder. I'm not the runecrafter that others in my family are. I just... brute force it. (Reaching into his clothes and retrieving some papers. Each is emblazoned with a simple pattern and a large, boxy character of many lines.) (+)
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I make them. Wards against intrusion, madness, possession, and outside control. ... A long time ago, I hurt some people very badly, because I was forced to. If my own strength can be used against me, I'm not... worth keeping around. So, I chose to become more than a liability.
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
... Haunting? If something's wrong with the folk here, it... yeah, it wouldn't affect me. I wear tags on me at all times, papers to protect myself from... external intrusion, and outside forces. It happened once, something similar, and I'm... Paranoid. (+)
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𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐳. @sparkfriendship.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
(Suffice to say - the creature before her was different. Like into a beast from another land, and large - perhaps only truly comparable in size to a Dreamer of Hallownest, or perhaps even larger. This size, however, limits the stranger somewhat, in this place - something seemingly vexing.) (+)
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