iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

at last, a platform we can believe in

Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Me at age 10: it’s not FAIR that I have to go to bed when it’s STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE Me now: is 7:41pm too early for bed…?

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Me sitting at a desk 12 hours a day, eating cake for breakfast: Why do I feel so out of shape

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“Does he not understand how the senate works here?” “It’s unclear if he doesn’t understand or just doesn’t care.” Objectively an insane thing to casually say about the president on the news. Every once in a while I’m still able to marvel at the madness that has become our reality.

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My cheese drawer is empty. I have failed as an adult.

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

One of my high school friends is passed out on my couch snoring under a blanket one of my book club girlies knit for me and I love friendship so much what a beautiful unbroken line of love and care

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Feeling energized and in a great mood time to ruin it by listening to the news!!!

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The power went out in the airport as I was going through security and I got to live the Mitch Hedberg escalator joke with the added comedy of the sound of everyone’s enormous suitcases bouncing as they tried to carry them down awkward metal stairs

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs, Sorry for the convenience.”

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

that fact that they make “elizabethan collars” for dogs, and real elizabethan collars are called “ruff collars” and no one has made a dog elizabethan collar that looks like a classic elizabethan ruff collar is such a huge missed opportunity. the design, name, and marketing is right there my guys

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Look it is hard to find a straight man who can dress himself and I am not doing it for them you are a grown ass man make an effort for your partner!!

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

AI is just a slightly more coherent horse_ebooks

A horse_ebooks classic: “as you might know, I am a full time Internet”

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I do not fear this technology. I understand how it works. The questions and fears I have around this technology are based on the behavior of the people driving it who only have their own best interests in mind and have demonstrated that repeatedly over time

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“When you think about AI…” Please stop making me think about it I am so tired

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“How was the AI session??” “A waste of my time and the earth’s resources!!”

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

“I hope you like the movie Gladiator” is not the context you expect to hear before going to the spa

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Logging onto Polymarket to wager when the first death will happen

Screenshot of announcement that Dunkin’ Donuts is now launching its viral 48oz drink bucket nationwide that can be refilled with iced coffee, iced lattes, and Refreshers

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I once again stayed too late at cookbook club YOLO for your 40s

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Dance like everybody is watching.

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Me to the enormous kitten: I’m not fat-shaming you I’m celebrating your chonk

Gods most enormous kitten stretched out upside down on the couch

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

FMK the Americans in The Mummy

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Not me laying on the couch right now, ignoring all of my responsibilities

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

is the sip hot or is the coffee

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Not charging my phone overnight just to feel something

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Mothers Day, if your mom is cool

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I love telling a joke to a Gen Z colleague and they respond with “that’s so funny” in a tone that lets me know I’m slowly fading into obscurity

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What you are hearing in your head right now is a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound goofy as hell youtu.be/DeDcBQdAxnc

youtu.be

Bald Eagle Calls and Sounds (2025) - Learn THREE noises these raptors make!

YouTube video by Bird Watching HQ

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Sitting at my desk gently dissociating as I listen to a YouTube video of bald eagle calls

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Me before book club: I’ll just have one glass of wine I have a long day tomorrow Me at the bar at 1am: That’s THE THING — the romance GROUNDED the originally serialized story and gave it a through-line but ultimately DIDN’T center the man !!!

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

incredible photos of a walrus falling off a pontoon in scotland. source www.facebook.com/groups/scotl...

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Writing MyFitnessPal an angry email because I can’t quantify the grams of protein in the gnats I just inhaled on my run

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The doorman congratulated me on my marriage and I told him I was married to the game

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

They made me take off my veil

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Me at a party: “So I went to the strip club dressed as a mycelium network.” Two random youths: …you’re weird I love it can I follow you on instagram?

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

How am I supposed to “dress to impress” for this party when my cloak and gorilla suit are at the office

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

“But Sparker, these men EARNED this money shouldn’t it be THEIRS??” Look if they are good boys they can have an allowance

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I have just fixed society you’re welcome!!

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Instead of incels getting assigned girlfriends any man with investments above $1mil should be assigned a Findom

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

“meef meef” -a terrifying new Muppet this world us not ready for

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

“That’s a ratty looking raptor.” “It does look like it needs a vacation.”

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

This brought to you by the bird tour bus I got on at 6:30am

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The phrase “average level birder” sounds unsettlingly like “average level murder”

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Sparker ✨ @sparkerpants.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Follow up question from me: Why are you marrying someone you hate? Children, with someone you hate? Why would you do this

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