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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm starting to think that whatever process we use to allocate money and resources isn't working properly.

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Lukasz Kowalczuk @elkowalczuk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Illustrating @rossignol.bsky.social's article about @cavesofqud.com for 7th issue of @wyrdscience.bsky.social is one of my favourite work from 2025. I am never tired of reposting stuff commissioned by Wyrd Science magazine.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It's probably time for late night talk shows to die. They're just babbling to the elderly that mostly gets watched by people on the Internet. It was a nice dream that you can babble to the elderly in such a way that they won't be the worst possible people but oops they are.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

A Viltrumite could have shown up on Earth in the year 0, gave some people weird alien bread and space fish and people here in the year 2026 would willingly throw themselves into the sun about it.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

And then my man was like "Fuck you, I'll kill Caesar and then fuck off and rule the servitors for thousands of years and MAKE THEM FIGHT AND DIE TO KILL Y'ALL" like proving the fucking point he was making.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

And then the boys were like "Hey fuck you let's be evil at maximum throttle immediately and see where that goes."

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

So Thaedus was like "Hey these servitor races hate us, it seems, and are willing to fight and die about it, but hey we live for thousands of years so maybe we just ease off the throttle a bit and then they'll fight and die for us instead"

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Invincible Talk spoilering the latest episode coming up

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Why would Iran, or really any country ever trust the United States again? Oh, sorry, becaus we're all corporatists we've created a limited electoral system where occasionally we elect a moron who destroys the world.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

And then these people will tell you that they're ALSO big strong men who are strong and brave and they'll fight you because they're so big and strong and brave. I honestly can't make it make sense in my head. How do these people wake up in the morning and face the day like this?

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"I'm scared of gay people because gay people being gay means I'll forget how to like people of the opposite gender." "I'm scared of trans people because people doing a thing that isn't explicitly the exact thing that I'm doing in life makes my life absolutely meaningless in comparison."

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"I'm scared of getting a shot because if I get a shot my heart will explode and I'll die and then I'll be dead." "I'm scared of women and women are so powerful they can make me die because they're so strong and I'm weak and if women get any more powerful I'll die."

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"I'm scared that there are too many black people and I can't live in a world with too many black people" "I'm scared of wearing a mask on my face and if you make me wear a mask on my face I'll die because I'm so frail and weak."

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I feel like I'm a pretty good understander of things, but there's some things that are just un-understandable. There are people in the world right now who will absolutely shout weakness from the rooftops.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I keep saying if you want voter ID then issue a national ID card like an actual country instead of 50 kids in a trenchcoat trying to sneak into the UN

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

This is his Google Scholar page. There's other studies under these but they're really all "Can some bugs be assholes"

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I love shit like this. This guy is so mad people won't listen to his crackpot theories about transgender people, because after all he's published a half dozen studies about whether some bees are assholes.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I feel like I'm the worst kind of person. If you talk to me I'll be like "Hey friend, I love you but here's why all of your deeply held beliefs are dumb." Some people are like "Ah, he's one of those bad ones who don't like my deeply held beliefs" But I assure you, their beliefs are also dumb.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Oh, you're trying to hold your mental health together in profoundly trying times, and my burn it all down energy is not what you need right now I get that but like have you considered that it might also be exactly what you need right now.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I tried to go to them in a rush before a secret santa one year too, and I couldn't figure out how to get them to open. I buy all my own sex toys off Shopee. Shopee will send you all kinds of sex stuff for the asking. Made in china out of poisonous ingredients. Give your dick lead poisoning!

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I went to an in-person sex shop to get my secret santa gifts. The girl was very friendly. I can't abide by the soullessness of automated sex toy shops.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I've never been about to fuck a person and thought "you know what's really important to me right now which box this person checks under gender on their taxes."

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Zohran Dom Mommy? Is that a thing?

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

My favorite part of these is always the guy in the back vibing on it

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

“Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities.

In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: adeath toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all.

This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account.

These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.”

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

During my time in the states I ran into the problem of that old joke "I finally quit drinking for good -- now I drink for evil" Like in Taiwan I'd had jobs I hated before but I had never been drinking to make the bad times tolerable, only the good times better. In the US it was the opposite.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

"Rickets is the softening and weakening of bones in children, often because of an extreme and prolonged vitamin D or calcium deficiency." It's not starvation, it's a ~Specific Kind of Starvation~

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

For sure. Do a read through. Post through it. There's some value in that. I recall a very funny read through of the Sword of Truth books that was posted to the SomethingAwful forums, I think they could be valuable in that way.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Every page is awash with the desire to be taken seriously. Rowling had never been a *good* writer but when you strip away the sleibbles and grobbits and other nonsensical Hocus pocus what's left is a very poor skeleton. The boggarts are *load-bearing*

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

In that regard, the way to understand what happened to her is less even that she is an authentic transphobe, and more that she blindly latched on to a "big important political issue" so she could promote her awful sub-pulp airport-level trash novels and become a serious big girl writer.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

It's worth understanding that she does not want to be famous for writing hocus pocus nonsense books for kids. She wants to be famous for her incredibly boring and terrible "political thrillers" like a real adult person who could be respected by adults who don't know what a "bogwump" is.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

The new Fantastic Four movie carries on the good choices of Gunn's Superman, name dropping three entire Fantastic Four villains in the span of five seconds and not even showing them on screen, let alone describing their powers or backstories. Trust the universe to be consistent.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

@codenamesgame.bsky.social I can't imagine why you'd disable quote posts on such an innocuous post that almost religiously fails to mention the name of the property that you've chosen to work with. The Property That Must Not Be Named, if you will.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Leave it to the Atlantic to post propaganda about the Pacific

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Democrats never had strong feeling about trans issues. They were not trans people's side because of core beliefs that align with trans people, they were on the side of trans people because they thought it polled well. Now they think it doesn't, so we're watching a very predictable thing happen.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Superman did a lot of things right but I'm really fixated on "This is metamorpho. He can turn into kryptonite. We will be taking no questions. Thank you"

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

"There's no way I'll be voting for him a sixth time" Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

NGL she was way too into that literal child (I wanted to be that child. For .. reasons)

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Bank: Ok you'll get a call at five from this number Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number) Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here? Bank: No

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Most importantly, we all must never forget that we're a complex of individual life forms that have agreed to work together to approximate a single gestalt, but that is a deal that is in no way binding. They can quit at any time or work towards their own dark purposes if they wish.

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I think one underdiscussed possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is just that sufficiently intelligent life, upon developing an understanding of the universe necessary to traverse the stars, finds no need to build interstellar empires.

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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 04/07/2025

i hear it's america day in america with americans so have a music video a buddy of mine made to celebrate

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I Am an American #usa #musicvideo #funny #comedy

YouTube video by Hammered Historians

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

People who think a book can make you gay make me kind of sad because I assume that a book made them straight. And that sounds fucking awful. Like to imagine that you have so little understanding of yourself that you needed to be told who you want to fuck by a book.

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Supreme Court says Maryland parents can pull their kids from public school lessons using LGBTQ books

A lawyer says the Supreme Court's ruling that Maryland parents who have religious objections can pull their children from public school lessons using LGBTQ storybooks is a historic victory for parenta...

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

A news source caught me milling about in the front lines of a protest. Godbless

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Are permanent residents allowed to participate in protests yet? We're back this week and I'm punch drunk on my ability to tell ICE and the LAPD that they're unfuckable losers

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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Counterpoint: Being right before it's time to be right is rude and worse than genocide

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