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Handjob of Vecna

@spanishmatlock.bsky.social
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I have powers far beyond those of moral men Never an ally, always a co-belligerent

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Lukasz Kowalczuk @elkowalczuk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Illustrating @rossignol.bsky.social's article about @cavesofqud.com for 7th issue of @wyrdscience.bsky.social is one of my favourite work from 2025. I am never tired of reposting stuff commissioned by Wyrd Science magazine.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Invincible Talk spoilering the latest episode coming up
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I feel like I'm a pretty good understander of things, but there's some things that are just un-understandable. There are people in the world right now who will absolutely shout weakness from the rooftops.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I love shit like this. This guy is so mad people won't listen to his crackpot theories about transgender people, because after all he's published a half dozen studies about whether some bees are assholes.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I feel like I'm the worst kind of person. If you talk to me I'll be like "Hey friend, I love you but here's why all of your deeply held beliefs are dumb." Some people are like "Ah, he's one of those bad ones who don't like my deeply held beliefs" But I assure you, their beliefs are also dumb.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh, you're trying to hold your mental health together in profoundly trying times, and my burn it all down energy is not what you need right now I get that but like have you considered that it might also be exactly what you need right now.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I've never been about to fuck a person and thought "you know what's really important to me right now which box this person checks under gender on their taxes."
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran Dom Mommy? Is that a thing?
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
“Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities.

In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: adeath toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all.

This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account.

These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.”
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The new Fantastic Four movie carries on the good choices of Gunn's Superman, name dropping three entire Fantastic Four villains in the span of five seconds and not even showing them on screen, let alone describing their powers or backstories. Trust the universe to be consistent.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@codenamesgame.bsky.social I can't imagine why you'd disable quote posts on such an innocuous post that almost religiously fails to mention the name of the property that you've chosen to work with. The Property That Must Not Be Named, if you will.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Superman did a lot of things right but I'm really fixated on "This is metamorpho. He can turn into kryptonite. We will be taking no questions. Thank you"
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"There's no way I'll be voting for him a sixth time" Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Bank: Ok you'll get a call at five from this number Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number) Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here? Bank: No
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I think one underdiscussed possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is just that sufficiently intelligent life, upon developing an understanding of the universe necessary to traverse the stars, finds no need to build interstellar empires.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 04/07/2025
i hear it's america day in america with americans so have a music video a buddy of mine made to celebrate
youtube.com
I Am an American #usa #musicvideo #funny #comedy
YouTube video by Hammered Historians
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
People who think a book can make you gay make me kind of sad because I assume that a book made them straight. And that sounds fucking awful. Like to imagine that you have so little understanding of yourself that you needed to be told who you want to fuck by a book.
apnews.com
Supreme Court says Maryland parents can pull their kids from public school lessons using LGBTQ books
A lawyer says the Supreme Court's ruling that Maryland parents who have religious objections can pull their children from public school lessons using LGBTQ storybooks is a historic victory for parenta...
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A news source caught me milling about in the front lines of a protest. Godbless
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My biggest boomer attribute is the shiver that runs up my spine whenever I hear someone calling a teddy bear a "stuffy"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Trump is sending ICE to blue cities to enact the "largest mass deportation program in history" and Chicago is at the top of the list. I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants. Inaction is complicity.
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Spud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics
Image of an large cat walking on top of a long snake, with caption OH LAWD HE TREADIN'
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
abcnews.go.com/US/2-minneso... I'm going to ask an extremely disrespectful question right now: If it's this easy to murder our elected officials what the fuck are Russia and China doing? You could be making the America you want to see for pennies on the dollar.
abcnews.go.com
Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman killed, State Sen. John Hoffman wounded in 'targeted political violence'
A manhunt is underway for the gunman who was impersonating a police officer and had a list of possible targets, officials said.
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 12/06/2025
I see we've all just agreed the cartoon never happened
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This is the part of history where you're supposed to be seducing and murdering ICE agents and I'm tired of pretending it's not
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Relatable. Honestly what the fuck modern browsers
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Adrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 25/05/2025
a small horse figurine immersed in an unknown yellow-white substance.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The Lilo and Stitch live action remake is going to be studied for generations as an example of why you can't let corporations be involved in the production of movies. How can you possibly fuck something up so comprehensively?
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You might look at this card and say "What is this even doing in your deck, it'll never proc that ability before being removed" to which I say, yeah that's the point. For me this card reads "spend one black mana, destroy target removal spell in your opponent's hand"
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
There is a historical thru-line of human caused extinctions. We radically and fundamentally changed every ecosystem on earth. People wanna talk about how "Oh my kids won't see a tiger someday" But it's more like you got to see the very last of this shit to survive. The bottom of the death barrel.
en.wikipedia.org
Late Pleistocene extinctions - Wikipedia
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Human beings are an invasive species. Everywhere we went death and destruction followed us. This is just a true fact. Europe, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, North and South America, all used to have flourishing populations of megafauna until humans showed up. Africa was a much harder neighborhood.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The coward holds no brick, and the car knows this.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I think we need to stop treating people from different states like they're different until they agree to stop pretending to be one country. Californians? Same as New Yorkers. Can't tell the difference between a Wisconsinite and a guy from Denver to save my life. Fuck 'em.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Honestly every time I see Elon Musk I can't help but think that that is what "The Innsmouth look" is. Guy absolutely has fish lips. I'm tired of pretending that this man is not part fish.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Clearly two laws at work here. The ingredients specify that it has less than 2% juice and the label says less than 1% juice.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This is always funny to me because on the one hand "Haha that German word is the same as the English word for penis" but the German itself is still "Super Thickman's Thick Nuts"
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
www.instagram.com/p/DJGgEyPxaR... You know, if I knew literally nothing about Israel or Palestine the US sending 60 cops to stomp on some students trying to show a movie would raise some pretty significant questions.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
People rag on God for being shit at his job a lot but the guy's blood alcohol level is like 12% give him a break. I'd like to see you do a better job pissed off your head.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Is your physical currency weighing you down? Ask me about how I converted all my miscellaneous inventory into zero weight high value ratio items like jewelry and artwork
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I still really wonder how we can diagnose anyone in America with mental illness. The correct response to America is a deep and abiding sorrow at all times. It's like trying to diagnose someone with eczema while they are on fire.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
America is a pay toilet
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Today I learned that pterodactyls are actually housepet sized and that's pretty cool.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The eggs actually belong a species of parasitic wasp. The wasp stings the brain of the rabbit precisely, knocking it out and creating a compulsion for egg hiding behavior.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I think one of the things that sucks the most about America is that it exports misery and poverty on a global scale to support a lifestyle that is mid at best
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This is tremendously stupid. And Holy fuck who designed this gaudy nightmare
covid.gov
Lab Leak: The True Origins of Covid-19
THE ORIGIN “The Proximal Origin of SARS-CoV-2” publication — which was used repeatedly by public health officials and the media to discredit the lab leak
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Following up after finishing Immortal Hulk I decided to check out the 2021 run. It poses at least one very interesting idea: If everything went according to plan on the day Bruce Banner became the Hulk, he would have invented super-nukes. His good ending was becoming Oppenheimer.
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
www.reddit.com/r/marvelriva... Only two "real villains" in Marvel Rivals? When did Wolverine become an anti-hero?
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Handjob of Vecna @spanishmatlock.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... This article about the danger of paywalls to society published at the Atlantic is now behind a paywall.
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Sos "Buy Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @sosowski.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You can try the Microsoft just released a Quake 2 demo that runs on genAI. It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel. You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 09/04/2025
I’ve been getting them for years, but lately, getting emails that say stuff like “TELL DEMS IN CONGRESS TO…” is particularly disheartening, because if those people need me to tell them what to do, it’s already too late.
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