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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] Some quotes aren't from the game itself Replies are sometimes modified quotes Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 57m
THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 1h
I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 2h
THAT DAMN [Boob tube]!!! /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 3h
CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 4h
I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 5h
WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 6h
I'M [Never doing that again]. /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 7h
Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 8h
[seeing his dedication,] [he decided to] [$!@*] EVERYONE [every day] /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 9h
OTHERWISE, I MAY [bill] [my] [foot] [in] [your] [can], [if you] [$!*@] [My Drift...] /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 10h
[one day, he went to] [his] [house] [every day] [and begged] [the royal] [to let him be in it] [of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [his] [house] /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 11h
THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO. AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 12h
FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 13h
LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?] WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 14h
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]... OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 15h
SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO H E A V E N
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 16h
NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 17h
[have you ever heard of a talking] MONEY /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 18h
WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 19h
FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 20h
[[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 21h
DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 22h
WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!?
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 23h
WELL MY [Delicisouly fluffy crust]OMER IT APPEARS WE ARE AT A [...imp ass...] /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!! /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING! IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE HAVING A [Refr3shing n1ghts sleep] IN THE [Recycling Bin]!!! /d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AND DON'T... FORGET! TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]]
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!? WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points] MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[seeing his dedication,] [he decided to] [$!@*] EVERYONE [every day] /10th Anniversary
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!? TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!?
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]] THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I GAVE YOU MY [Commemorative Ring] FOR THE PRICE OF [My Favorite Year]! AND THIS IS HOW YOU [Repay] ME!? TREATING ME LIKE [DLC]!?
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!? WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND NOW. HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE.
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