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HOURLY QUOTES FROM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] Some quotes aren't from the game itself Replies are sometimes modified quotes Run by @murderdronessd-j.bsky.social and @cosmocat8.bsky.social

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 55m

I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 1h

WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 2h

WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 3h

[Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 4h

[[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 5h

... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]?? /Weirder Route

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 6h

AND DON'T... FORGET! TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 7h

HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 8h

AFTER ALL, I HAVE SUS[stainEd] [Xtreme personal Damages] DUE TO A CERTAIN [CRT]... /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 9h

... WHAT EV3R!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS [You'll pay for this...] /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 10h

MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 11h

I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 12h

WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 13h

PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 14h

BELIEVE IT OR !!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 15h

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 16h

... WHAT EV3R!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING AS LONG AS [You'll pay for this...] /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 17h

... WHAT? YOU [[Want To]] BECOME [[Weird]]?? /Weirder Route

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 18h

THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO. AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 19h

ALRIGHT [Kidd'] LET M3 ASK YOU [the Impossible quiz, ] [what do you think... of my brother], SPAMTON /10th Anniversary

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 20h

[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?] THAT MEANS ME!!! /10th Anniversary

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 21h

[but the next day, she woke up and saw him still waiting there.] [of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [still] [his] [house] /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 22h

I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 23h

[but the next day, she woke up and saw him still waiting there.] [of course, she shut the door on him because it was] [still] [his] [house] /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TRANSMIT KROMER

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?] THAT MEANS ME!!! /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I TOLD YOU [4 Left] AND ASKED YOU [Buy] OR [Don't Buy]!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WHO THE [$@*] ARE YOU, [Chicken soup ]!? /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I TOLD YOU [4 Left] AND ASKED YOU [Buy] OR [Don't Buy]!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge] SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WHAT!? NEXT I HAVE TO DRINK THE [Ketchup kids]!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MEAN [ketchup]!!! /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF...

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!? TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!?

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points] MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked]

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[Turn Up The JUICE!] [Turn Up The JUICE!] [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!]

Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?] THAT MEANS ME!!! /10th Anniversary

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Spamton Quotes @spamtonquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?

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