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Iain

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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
G2 syndrome, McNulty’s got it in the bag.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a bloody race that was. Outstanding. Is Demi Vollering the first female triple crown winner?
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Steve Hanley of The Fall (1979-1998). His bass parts were foundational to the sound of the group, never flashy but always interesting. Even Mark E Smith described him as being responsible for the Fall sound.
Black and white photo of Steve Hanley playing bass in The Fall, with Mark E Smith looking strange in the background.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was skeptical about the neutralisation of this final Vuelta stage but fair play that was great entertainment, like the final Tour stage.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Landismo! Masismo! Ciclismo!
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Masismo!
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robyn @robynemz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ENRIC MAS AT THE VUELTA A ESPAÑA ABSOLUTE CICLISMO
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Genuinely thought Coquard was never going to win a grand tour stage, really happy for him.
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Matthias @nairoingreen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"are you ready to learn how to catch Pogacar" Vingegaard gulps Remco breathes heavily Seixas nods nervously del Toro sighs Lipowitz dry heaves "yes Enric" they say in unison
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That’s it, the debate is settled. Enric Mas is the greatest cyclist of all time.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck’s sake. Pog going to have the jersey the entire race here isn’t he?
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I assume Felix Gall has gone to a wind tunnel and this TT position just works best for him but it looks absolutely awful.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nooooo Marlen!
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This TDFF has been phenomenal already, tomorrow is going to be insane.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kasia absolutely wrecking this, incredible so far.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haugset, what a ride that was.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Main thing I’ve learned from watching the Tour de France on Australian coverage is that Burger King is called Hungry Jacks over there.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well that was an embarrassing Champions League adventure for Hearts. At least in 06 they got through a round.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bruno Armirail’s skinsuit looking pretty ill-fitted, would expect better from Visma-LAB and their budget and preparation.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Paredes channelling the spirit of Nicolas Burdisso after the full time whistle.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone loved that.
A screenshot of my Bluesky timeline with numerous people celebrating Remco Evenepoel’s win in stage 15 of the 2026 Tour de France
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Get in Remco!
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Regardless of what happens in these final 3km, this is a great ride from Remco.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We’re in one of the few scenarios where I’d actually prefer Pog to chase the stage win.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Aaaaand off goes the Tour.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Never thought I’d look forward to the sprint days in the Tour much more than the mountains.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m probably doing some revisionist history/recency bias here but UAE now feel worse than Sky 10 years ago for taking the fun out of grand tour racing.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Incredible that anything can make me long for the old school cash-in-a-brown-envelope corruption of the Blatter era but here we are.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don’t like this TTT format for stage 1 of a grand tour because I like seeing rouleurs, sprinters, breakaway specialists etc getting a chance in the jersey before the GC mob take over in the mountains.
Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just seen the Tour de Suisse final GC. Pog winning a 5 stage race by 6 and a half minutes, I have no words.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Daan Hoole riding for a French team in the Dutch TT jersey and Bruno Armirail riding for a Dutch team in the French TT jersey is much too confusing and frankly shouldn’t be allowed.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can’t believe how much Ben Tulett looks like Steven Kruijswijk on the bike.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yes Wout! Definitely thought he’d gone too early there.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Don’t think I’ve ever seen so much bad luck amongst the favourites in a Paris-Roubaix before.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Over to the women’s race then.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That is one of the most absurd finishes I’ve ever seen. What were the Vermeersch group doing?
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Great time for MVDP to look like he’s going to get caught after going solo for the first time I can remember.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The men’s cycling landscape at the moment is insane. The level of dominance MVDP and Vingegaard have in classics and stage races respectively is one thing, the fact that Pogi can basically turn up and beat them by as much as they beat everyone else by beggars belief.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
What a bloody ride from Chabbey! I thought she was cooked when she got dropped on that last gravel sector, what a recovery! #stradebianche
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Post an image you can hear
A picture of Homer Simpson from the episode ‘Last Exit to Springfield’ during the part his mind is repeating “Lisa needs braces! Dental plan!”
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
youtu.be/uJlGvlNhhUQ?...
youtu.be
Me and Guiliani Down by the School Yard - A True Story
YouTube video by !!! (Chk Chk Chk) - Topic
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I remember trying to describe this to several people over the years, none of whom had any idea what I was on about.
A screenshot of the BBC Micro computer game Mr Ee
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Inter v Arsenal can only mean one memory - the GOAT’s first ever Inter goal, at 12 seconds on this magnificent compilation: youtu.be/G81ZBZESH9g?...
youtu.be
JULIO CRUZ | All of his 75 Inter goals! 🇦🇷🖤💙
YouTube video by Inter
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
As a big calcio fan, I always bristle when people use the old ‘boring, defensive’ cliches because by and large they aren’t true these days, but today, well…
A screenshot of 8 November 2025’s Serie A results, Como 0-0 Cagliari, Lecce 0-0 Verona and Juventus 0-0 Torino (still going at 62 minutes)
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
TNT/Discovery Plus in the UK just sacking off showing Paris-Tours wholesale? What the fuck are we paying £31 a month for?
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Similar to last year in some ways. Pog attack with 100km to go with a trade team mate (Sivakov last year iirc) before dropping them and winning solo (safe to assume he won’t be caught from here).
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
No way Pog and Del Toro are getting caught here.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Remco what the hell.
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Iain @spakedistrict.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Noticed that after the Discovery+ app/website have updated, there seem to be no ad-free options for cycling coverage whereas for the worlds TTs earlier this week there were. I’ve emailed for clarification but looks like the enshittification of the UK’s TV cycling coverage is complete.
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Tilda @matildaprice.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"When you put people's lives in danger, that's where lines are crossed." Yes. Which is what is being protested. Putting people's live in danger. Killing them in their thousands.
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