Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 30m“This is wrecker behavior” 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 53mJust one picture of Che on the jerseys? Sounds like conservatism to me. 010
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 2hDamn, that’s one expensive taxpayer handout to friends of the President. 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 2hWas the problem the girth of the Shrek dick was too much for the supposedly powerful lawmaker? 1240
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 3h“He’s in the Hall of Fame as a tight end!” like there aren’t dozens of obscure players from the 60s in the Hall of Fame of every sport. 140
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 3hYou have to meet someone to judge them instead of just being able to see their words and actions? You sound dumb. 050
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 3hIs this a thing where he became a hall of fame tight end by being the first one in the pro game to not start sobbing when asked to catch a ball? 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 4h“Should we do anything to move the overton window?” “NO! That makes m— I mean some Democrats and Independents UNCOMFORTABLE!” 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 4h“So the democrat party has to win every election or else everything bad will happen?” “Yes” “So they must put a lot of effort into nominating the best people and trying to win.” “Oh god no” “So it‘s their fault when they lose?” “Oh god no, that’s the voters’ fault” 010
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5h“I’m gonna add you to a list saying you’re a closet nazi cause you said a genocidal country I admit is genocidal is bad” 060
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5hWhy was someone from Chuck Schumer‘s office asking questions? 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5h“I have the right idea about tactics” meanwhile its in defense of the Democrats and Hillary Clinton, whose acumen for political tactics has been needing a pandemic to salvage one win in three tries against a game show host this past decade. 070
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5hOffered a leftist power, they said “NO THANK YOU, I ONLY WANT TO CRITICIZE POWER” and I said “yeah, that makes sense as a thing anyone would say or do“ 193
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5hAll the pro-genocide Canadiens making up AI pictures of their jagoff PM are in tears. 030
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5h“He’s is still the most popular living POTUS.“ You’re right, Democrats are just as cultish as the Republicans who still like Trump. 130
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 6hBased on this headline I can only assume a cop was caught fucking a hole in a fence. 020
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 7hPiss Christ and Dogs Playing Poker 040
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just fucking call it cow tipping you fucking nerd 040
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The account for @meninblazers.bsky.social didn’t deserve being below this. 050
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wonder if certain Democrats will learn anything from making fun of Republicans running on “vote for us because we aren’t the Democrats” for how baldly pathetic that is. 020
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like hating on England but not for beans on toast. First because I haven’t had it. There’s always the chance it’s actually perfectly fine lazy comfort breakfast food. Second, and much more importantly, it’s fucking tiresome. 260
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(If the person blocks me for saying moron, which, yeah, but who cares, it’s just that pointless “they just want to critique power” line) 040
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I believe in vibes over analytics because I can measure vibes but can’t add. 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If they had been doing this before the NLCS against the Phillies it would’ve saved these guys some embarrassment and might’ve given them a chance. 100
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When people try to critique signs at a protest for “scaring the centrists” and “giving them ammunition”static.klipy.comtim heidecker shut the fuck up stfuAlt: tim heidecker shut the fuck up stfu 020
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The amount of morons who post this screenshot gotta put it in the top 100 dumbest things we gotta deal with, right? On its own, it’s a lady saying some empty words in a youtube video, who cares, but the amount of times… 2202
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think it’s you who are the Putin 050
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“WMMR, we play the music to kill yourself to!” (Losing My Religion plays at 5:15pm on a Wednesday) 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you ever really want to make yourself mad, you can just do searches of Democrat politicians social media accounts for the names “Hortman” and “Kirk”. Outside of Minnesota politicians, it was shocking if they even used her name, let alone as many times as they eulogized old big head. 03510
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They should make a national holiday to celebrate the Tremors franchise. 164
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not to relitigate 2020 but Biden was clearly a step behind already while debating Bernie and the moderators carried him through those. The man got his media protection too. 040
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How the fuck do people do this bullshit of ”imagine if this was Biden“ when the administration was doing its best to keep him off camera? Like there was a very specific reason we can’t do “imagine if this was Biden“ and it wasn’t a good one. 270
Reposted by Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATANSpaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“I wish we could compare our current moment to Ted Lasso” as I lasso a noose around my neck. 011
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Need this shit for discs a decade ago. 010
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He looks like he’s also unsure if its Glen or Glenn 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seeing people say the genocide of Palestinians was done in retaliation for October 7th like, c’mon. If it wasn’t already occurring, why did October 7th happen? Can’t be lazy with language. 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(Peeking up from book that spends six chapters on jesus’s dong) “you’ll get more conservative as you grow older” 010
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Katherine Clark should be on here because even if she votes one way, not using her position as Party Whip to stop other House members from voting another way is worse than one vote. 030
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(Since this brain genius is even blocking people who are nice to him while pointing out how goddamn awful that post is…) 061
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026”It was the students who failed” is a pretty spectacular way to be an asshole about what happened. 283
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a youtube video titled like, the unexpected season 5 twist that could save Ted Lasso and I gotta say killing off Ted Lasso is a hell of a move. 000
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kinda wanted to see them passive voice this one. 021
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Samuel Alito probably thinks it was bullshit anyone cared about pedophile priests. 030
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sure, he may have been as wrong as it’s possible to be, but it was still a good bracket. 010
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I feel like if you paid money for AI to fill out your fantasy football team, your tax rate should double. 020
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think you have a screw loose. 030
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So you want libertarians, the largest third party, to vote for Trump, because they are dipshit conservatives and that’s the party they would vote for, to increase his total number of votes? 130
Spaceship Gary- Brought to you by SATAN @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When a dipshit Libertarian, the most successful third party this century, votes for a Libertarian instead of Trump, how does that help Trump? 160
