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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 4h

These assholes are gonna win game three just to spite us. Then the next series. Just to spite us. Losing to the goddamn Brewers would be the worst. Paper Tigers managing to dodge any real challenge and we‘d have to hear small market jerk off sessions.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 10h

Don’t know if you can count Bowie for changing so often, but Outside was considered a pretty significant shift and it fucking rules.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 11h

So, Greg Brockman doesn’t know cursive, right?

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 12h

Hey look, I can “automate” not seeing shitty replies too. This fucking dumbshit should have to pay Ireland extra taxes.

Fucking dumbshit Aaron Rodericks talking about how he’s “automated” block actions on his account then sounded like a fucking robot about it because he has all the charm of a pile of dogshit. Also adds he should’ve done it earlier like no shit you fucking moron

Me spending three seconds to “automate” my replies that only people I follow can reply. Like a normal person, I didn’t need to waste my company’s resources on AI tickets to code how I’m a fragile little balloon boy who can’t just use tools I already made, I have to let people insult me before I block them, like a moron.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 12h

Reminder of a reminder that he also hates himself.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That’s a face applying for the position of inspecting children’s genitals.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fine selection of weirdos in the replies. “Apparently” if someone doesn’t see advertising for a movie, that doesn’t mean it wasn’t advertised enough, it means everyone is ignorant and possibly trying to hide their racism behind blaming Dreamworks.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw someone post about not wanting to fuck up their first day at work, and it’s like how could you get fired on your first day? Go around with a video camera posting your whole day online at your lawyer job? Who would do that?

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don’t get any fan who wanted the Phillies to miss the playoffs, rather they lose like they always do then lose in new historic ways.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I guess chalk up another example of why they dropped calling them weird.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know this is overreacting to a small thing but every person who gets paid to cover sports but suggested an Embiid/AD trade as not only a good idea for the Sixers, but so good they’d have to throw in picks to balance it, should be blacklisted from sports and any money gained from it confiscated.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Democrats love to say Republicans are in a cult, but Trump is in year six of eight and is already being turned on, hitting record lows in approval, meanwhile this dickshit finished his eight years off nearly a decade ago yet still remains the most popular Democrat by far.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You just know not to question him.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

PROTIP FOR JOB INTERVIEWS: companies dislike the consumption of Ortolans during interviews.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What’s great is you can freely believe you can or can’t bring a drink to a job interview. That opinion means nothing. But actually caring if someone did is a red flag that can be seen from space.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I haven’t seen an episode of it but I’m fine being a Schlitt’s Creek hater, can’t imagine that’ll lead to an awkward moment with Eugene Levy.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“The Office is funny” got us to Trump way more than anything Susan Sarandon did.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Be careful about how harsh you are on here about Ted Lasso being ranked as the 75th best show this century. Someone might read aloud your posts to a fan who will start crying facing any pushback.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Becoming even more misanthropic (The Office is at 10 instead of Not Appearing and directly above Arrested Development, a show better than it in virtually every way)

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think I didn‘t get a job I interviewed for cause I got super thirsty and grabbed the interviewer‘s iced coffee. Should I have brought my own?

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The question you can ask these weirdos is just “how much does it add?” cause then we all get to see someone put or refuse to put a number on capitulation to the right even though it’s “obviously” so needed in a “massive blue wave election”. And if they put a number, and a dem wins by quite more…

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We are all in ecstasy waiting and wondering where @borowitzreport.bsky.social places this speech on the “crazy UN speech” scale. Does “genocider bragging about war crimes with the threat of future war crimes” come in ahead of, or just behind a “speech well received outside of the US”?

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I heard Taylor Swift got into a time machine and convinced Reagan to not do anything about AIDS and that’s why it was as bad as it was cause of how much she is bad and hates gay people.

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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 24/09/2026

This is Ali Abbas, a survivor of Israel’s terrorist attack on Lebanon. He was 12 years old at the time.

Ali Abbas, a survivor of Israel’s 2024 pager terrorist attack in Lebanon, holds up UNO No Mercy cards while playing. Scarring and injuries are visible across his face, particularly around his eyes and forehead.

REUTERS/Zohra Bensemra

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Conservatives, especially (and possibly the majority) conservative Democrats, love to talk about being the adults in the room, meanwhile they gotta dodge the simple question of “why are we devoting so much of the economy to a guy who doesn‘t know his home address?”

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would say “should’ve been you, (whole bunch of fuckers)” but who knows if the moderation round here counts the concept of people you don‘t like living longer than people you do as a protected class.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ME: No, I should be allowed to use something else. Like my head. JONATHAN LIPNICKI: I wouldn’t bro ME: Thanks, Jonathan Lipnicki

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How exasperated do you think the doctors were explaining to Jaxson what a knee is?

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

author of the piece follows singal, herzog, abigail shrier, chris rufo on twitter apparently. if he’s not in the transphobe journalist chat i’d be shocked

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do they still do those batshit stupid commercials for the Marines where a dude is doing American Gladiators competitions while fighting a dragon? I miss those. Really had to be a fucking dimwit if one of those got you.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Me, six beers in: …so yeah, that explains why Michiba was objectively superior to Morimoto The waiter at Morimoto: sir, you still have to pay.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Way more embarrassing to lose your legs in the military than because a tree fell on you.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“See? The fever broke!” - Joe Biden

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You just know it’ll come out as “The northeast didn’t vote for me so fuck ‘em”

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

PFPs with bad vibes, ranked: 1. John Brown pfp 2. Corgis drawn looking more like those awful Quiznos ads 3. Cartoon of yourself, but it looks like it was drawn by the guy who did Kim Possible/Clerks animated series 4. Default 5. Dog (bio must also say NO DMs) 6. PFP just text that says “Bad Vibes”

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It could be a national security and counterintelligence risk, except everything was probably already known. Just imaging these people had already shopped it around and found no one interested.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Say McDonald’s for extra lives”

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Imagine having to drop a deuce mid flight and the turbulence forces you to do an upper decker.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Throwback to an actual good UN speech. Why does Borowitz think it was crazy enough to compare to Trump? That whole “Trump isn’t unique, he’s the epitome of everything this country has been forever” thing.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is still so fucking creepy and gross and it sucks this walking infomercial for covering your drinks at a bar has a chance at holding national office.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why did a Hitler Loli account get so many votes? Did the devs put a thumb on the scale?

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey @scottwiener.bsky.social you happily went on this weirdo’s podcast. He’s said weird shit like this before that too.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What we can say for certain is that Bigfoot had a human penis at one point; ripped it off a hiker.

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

really is a motherfucker knowing that if dem leadership/seniority signaled that trans rights were worth standing up for, every single person scolding and berating about how this sacrifice just HAS to happen would 180 overnight to "we draw the line here. abandoning people in need would be cruel"

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me pretending that fifth face card didn‘t just make my hand.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When was the time Republicans talked about bipartisanship? Those internal polls must be terrible.

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