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there was a movie called The Piano. but now there's a movie called Two Pianos. what do they think, no one's going to notice? just rehash the story with twice the amount of piano? no thanks

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"today's music ain't got the same soul" sang bob seger, shifting his stance slightly to fart from that burrito again. the year was 1979. punk, heavy metal, new wave, hip hop and disco were exploding

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

when sir mix-a-lot fills out an online application, obviously he chooses the title sir from the drop down box, then what? does he put mix in the first name section and a-lot in the last name section? or does he just put mix-a-lot in the last name section, I could see him doing that

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

trump goes in his catering cart automatically now

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

doctor said the xylem is good, just need to work on my phloem

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

in the comic book 'the donnas meet the linda lindas', the bands team up to rescue alice in chains but find out it's just a few chill guys

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

whenever I see nudity in a film I just turn it off

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

some guys are like ha ma nams frad and I have a paynis but most people stay away

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

all my underwear is homemade on my loom

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

just found out you don't have to pull down your pants to fart

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The Odyssey reminds me of the last time a big movie came out

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Bucky this Wellington Family chart is so handy

The Wellington Family: Beef Wellington, Hot Pocket, Pigs in a Blanket, Corn Dog and Pop Tart

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it would be amazing if he fell asleep on tv and died

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

stop struggling to stay hydrated. drink water constantly. drink it irresponsibly. painfully. forget alcohol. drink yourself to death with water

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

spot reserved for person who just needs to run in and get something really quick

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

used to be there was nothing to do outside but then jeremy renner invented camping

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Center for Diarrhea Control released a new app to manage your diarrheas

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

I double majored in headbangers ball and 120 minutes

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

whoever sewed those little black and white hexagons and pentagons together for the first time must have been totally blown away when it formed a ball

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A towel so soft it just pushes the water around your body, leading to rage

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

what if the only way off love island was the love boat to fantasy island

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

pope leo is intelligent, progressive and fair. and a trained exorcist

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

James E Jean Joyce Carol Hall Oates

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

arm retraction doesn't work. suspension gels don't work. that's why you need sleep tube. sleep standing up with sleep tube

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Jim Haggerty had a no-nonsense style on Today Now, and it's good to see that he still has it

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

breakfast, the most important meal to skip of the day

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

*slipping into underground pod to sleep suspended in recharging gel* okay good night!

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

for a good night's sleep, simply retract your arms into your body cavity

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

is wargen bothering you jonk

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

some gale boetticher is going to make this with condensed gatorade

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Dinghy Rock (The Safety Dance, Mickey) is for rich, drunk, fighting couples who need to be separated and removed from their yacht

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Tesla must be rolling in his fuckin grave knowing everyone now thinks Tesla means Tesla instead of Tesla. He was fine though when people thought it meant Tesla (rock band)

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