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"Food" Thoyd

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 18h
Later we went to some crummy fountain that had zero cats 👎
Trev Fountain from an angleTrevi Fountain straight on
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 18h
Ten years ago today we were at the Torre Argentina cat sanctuary in Rome
My wife petting the tail of a strutting catA solitary cat admiring the greenery on the shelter's patioMy wife playing with a very startled-looking cat in a cat towerThe ruins outside the cat sanctuary
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 18h
The people who made this decision are cowards but this is the desired outcome of conservative policy and media: to make people so afraid that some Moms For Liberty or Libs Of TikTok freakshow will try to make a public example of them that they comply in advance
Dallas Morning News: Grand Prairie ISD cancels Little Shop Of Horrors after girl lands lead male role
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 21h
No, that's Staind. Idiot.
Email from the Alice On Chains online store with the subject line "It's been a while..."
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh I think there's actually been quite enough collaboration, John
Hickenlooper, in taking the same "the fever will break once Trump is out of the picture" tack that led to Trump getting re-elected: "the country has to learn to collaborate again"
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He's so pure
The words "I love to win the game. I love basketball." over an image of Nikola Jokic speaking into a mic following tonight's preseason Nuggets win over the Bulls
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Paul (the alien movie)
Halloween decoration of the titular Paul from the 2011 movie that I don't think anyone remembers or likes well enough to spend $130 on
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seasonally-appropriate listening
It Follows soundtrack vinyl by Disasterpeace
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seasonally-appropriate reading
Manga adaptation of Lovecraft's The Shadow Over Innsmouth, illustrated by Gou Tanabe
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm addicted to the Kali Mist and always feel like I'm walking into the United States of Drugachusetts sketch just to get one
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Always a great genre of post. Lets us know you have no skin in the game and are simply a dispassionate observer of events, calling it as you see it. This kind of unbiased perspective contributes so much.
Person replying to let OP know they don't know who Shane Gillis is and are glad about itPerson replying to let OP know they don't know who Shane Gillis is and are thankful for it
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The 'Burbs in the backyard
The Burbs projected on a screen in my backyard
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tweet from Scott Aukerman: there's almost something chilling about the character of the Joker -- someone who find the thought of crime to be funny...
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol big day for local cranks
Facebook post from right wing rag Denver Gazette endorsing the hopeless campaign of Shimon Blau, the loser who jumped into the race after the primary was over in a pathetic attempt to kneecap the DemSoc candidate who won decisively
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sirota and Bennet
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol
r/Denver post:

Do any Denver Botanic Gardens patrons know how seriously they take “Lifetime Bans”?

Is a lifetime ban just something they threaten when they’re really mad?

Or do they have a formal system in place to monitor and enforce the punishment?

If the latter, any advice on how to navigate the appeals process would be greatly appreciated.
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went to a friend's backyard karaoke party and this little girl did Run To The Hills and Two Minutes To Midnight
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think you can stick up for your buddy's flop without debasing yourself like this
Twitter post from Alfonso Cuaron detailing Under The Skin and Night Of The Hunter's journeys from being panned and misunderstood to being held up as classics, in reference to the current reception of his buddy Iñárritu's Digger
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes a coworker will post accidental poetry in the chat that you're tempted to drill down on but you know it won't benefit from further clarification
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 20% who voted yes should have been shown a picture of a gun and a satellite image of their home address
Westword poll: is it ok to play music out of a Bluetooth speaker while you hike? 80% say no.
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joe Camel looking very cool on a motorcycle
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the fact that he's clearly more than halfway there a Zeno's Paradox joke
Cover of the new Kid Rock album Halfway To Jesus, a hideous rendition of a guy who is clearly at least 2/3 of the way up a hill toward a glowing cross while a cartoon Satan complete with pitchfork stands at the bottom
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Further text (this fucking this was like six slides long) starting with "maybe we'll be like Fugazi"Press X to doubt
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Congrats to whoever this is for crafting the most obnoxious band hiatus announcement I've ever seen
Enter Shikari hiatus announcement posted to Instagram and surfaced to me for no apparent reason. It includes the sentence "we feel it's time to speak with one voice, tell you where we're at, and make you a part of the next fourteen months' journey"Further text indicating the band will go dormant "as a recording and performing entity" at the end of the year. Or maybe not. Was this written by your lawyer?
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm hootin'
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New rule: If you don't want people asking why their package has been stuck in Label Created status for a week maybe don't send out emails saying "your order has shipped!" when it hasn't
Bill Maher looking uncharacteristically smug
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol hell yes
Variety: 'Digger’ Confronts Negative Buzz: New Ad Tells Moviegoers to ‘Decide for Yourself’ After Tom Cruise Movie Called ‘Unpleasant’ and ‘Baffling’Ad for the awful John Travolta movie Gotti that framed the negative critical response as a conspiracy to keep audiences away: "Audiences loved Gotti, critics put out the hit"
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not too late to shove this little shit into a few lockers for corrective purposes
Bio of Marv Novicoff, another lab-grown centrist twerp handed a huge platform by legacy media
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aliens: Bishop shot head-first moving inside a pipeBeavis looking up at the ass of Butt-head, who is lodged inside a pipe
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the pipe, five by five In the pipe, one by one
Aliens: Corporal Ferro piloting the Sulaco's dropshipAliens: Bishop squeezing through a narrow pipe to get to the power station
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come to Butthead
What Do You Do For An Encore?, the new Pulp concert movie
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Old tweet from dumb Nazi asshole Baked Alaska claiming that
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woodhouse's scrub-jay perched on the fence near by bird feederScrub-jay leaning in to investigate the seed situation Eddie Murphy as Kit Ramsey in Bowfinger, the climactic "gotcha, suckers" scene
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Put out some birdseed to lure the pretty scrub-jay who was bopping around in my lilacs but a bunch of sparrows swarmed and scared it away
The Simpsons: Homer shoving a sheep out of the way to get a better look at a cute lamb
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Playing that Wolverine game everyone is mad about
Screenshot of the X-Men arcade game, Wolverine fighting some robuts
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
John Coltrane - Mars from Interstellar Space (1974)Young man in a state of anguish over how impossibly good the music coming through his headphones is
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Padres fan 👍
Joshua Cassara tabling at a convention, holding up a sketchbook drawing of Sabertooth with other pieces hanging behind him
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn, RIP Joshua Cassara. His work during the Krakoa era was an absolute highlight.
X-Men casual group shot. Gambit, Rogue, Doop and others chatting at The Green Lagoon tiki barX-Men #34 cover. Xavier front and center with Krakoa in its tree form behind him, flanked by an assortment of other x-characters
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Instablock lol
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm gonna slap this on a tshirt and sell them for $50 a pop to the dumbest assholes alive, wish me luck
A clipart tank and the words "Make Me Move It" in the style of the Come And Take It Alamo flag
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baseball it is.
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get a room
Two spooky skelingtons in a tender embrace in the Halloween decor aisle
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What would lead you to spend $650 to ensure you have a free hand during a vigorous VR session? That's right: the promise of an ice cold beer.
Ebay listing for a custom wrist-mounted VR controller that "allows you to grab things in reality"
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If their streak ends tonight I accept personal responsibility
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Late season Padres at Coors + the onset of fall weather means I get to actually wear this to a game for once
Casbah hoodie in Padres brown and gold
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine getting a "sick set" from Kurt Vonnegut
The band played CBGB often, and drew comparison to the Ramones.[10][3][6] On April 9, 1979, Shrapnel opened for the Ramones in the latter band's last ever concert at CBGB. The concert was a benefit to buy bulletproof vests for NYPD.[12] The concert was attended by Norman Mailer, who was a friend of McNeil. Shrapnel would soon play at parties at Mailer's Brooklyn home, including one that was attended by Kurt Vonnegut, Woody Allen, Glen Buxton and José Torres. The event was covered by Rolling Stone, with that magazine's Kurt Loder writing "It figures that author Norman Mailer would go for Shrapnel, a New York punk band whose act is derived from endless reruns of the old Combat! series."[2] Vonnegut apparently was particularly impressed; Loder reported that while many guests danced, the author "stood transfixed by the spectacle", and later complemented Rey on the song I lost my baby on the Siegfried Line, saying that it was a "damn good song, lots of feeling."[13
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