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Spaceballs (1987)

@spaceballs1987.bsky.social
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Spaceballs dialogue, posting every 30 minutes May the Schwartz be with you More fun here: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5otgp2li6c…

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 9m
What's the combination?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 39m
Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 1h
It worked, sir. We have the combination.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 1h
Did it work? Where's the King?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 2h
I bet she gives great helmet.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 2h
Schlotkin! We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your putts.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 3h
That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 3h
So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 4h
The combination is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 4h
I knew it would work. All right, give it to me.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 5h
Very well. Dr. Schlotkin, do your worst.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 5h
You're right, my dear. I'll miss your new nose. But I will not tell him the combination, no matter what.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 6h
No, Daddy, no, you mustn't!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 6h
No! Where did you get that? All right, I'll tell!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 7h
If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back her old nose.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 7h
No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 8h
She's already had a nose job. It was her sweet-sixteen present.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 8h
Nose job? I don't understand.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 9h
The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 9h
Permit me to introduce the brilliant young plastic surgeon, Dr. Phillip Schlotkin.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 10h
Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? What are you doing to my daughter?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 10h
All right. Tell them I'll be right there.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 11h
Sorry, sir, but it's very important. The Princess has just been brought to your office and Lord Helmet and Colonel Sandurz are awaiting you there.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 11h
I told you never to call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 12h
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 12h
Knock on my door. Knock next time! Did you see anything?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 13h
Lord Helmet. You're needed on the bridge, sir!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 13h
Your helmet is so big.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 14h
Leave me alone! No, kiss me! No! Yes! No!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 14h
Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power. And I have both. And you know it
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 15h
No, I hate you. Leave me alone! Yet I find you strangely attractive.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 15h
Now, Princess Vespa, at last we are alone.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 16h
The same thing I'm going to do to you, big boy.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 16h
Hey, what'd you do to my friend?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 17h
Now you are going to die.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 17h
Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 18h
Lone Starr!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 18h
Not so fast, Helmet.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 19h
No, you are mine.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 19h
No, please! Leave me alone.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 20h
So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches to have my way with you the way I want to.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 20h
Take it. You might need it.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 21h
The ring of the Schwartz! No, I can't take this.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 22h
God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 22h
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 23h
Yes! Remember, open it before you eat it.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 23h
A fortune cookie?
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're welcome. And here! Just in case you get hungry.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks for the gas, Yogurt.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't worry, boss. We'll get her back.
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