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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃

@sourpanda.bsky.social
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🦮🌿🐝 🏹🌈 🇨🇦 i like wizards, bonsai, and dogs

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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 14h
Is there a sign that says “ring for service” ?
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 17h
Holy shit I’ve never seen this 💀💀💀 was she on coke lmfao
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 18h
Alright I'll say it: IMDB sucks now and has for a while
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 21h
It’s digestible!!
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tbsrpr @tbsrpr.me · 07/10/2026
emily:
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 21h
Sometimes I do this on purpose if the take I’m quoting is rotten or incorrect to publically shame them on purpose 🙂‍↕️ best practice with a screenshot for when they delete
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s so nice to hear some sanity every once in a while 🥹
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s worth it for science. You can turn him!
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m gonna PEE MY PANTS!!!! I watched the finale of Korra again to remind myself what happened to try and connect the dots. I think the avatar cycle split and Kuvira was involved
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The concept of a WhatsApp concierge bot is frying my west-pilled brain
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boy Throb getting Trisha Peytas to stand in for Darshan so they can practice dancing 💀💀💀
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sunk = past tense so wouldn’t it be “sucked cock phallusy” ?
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Live footage of BGB last interaction on bsky dot app
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My dogs: “thank you so much for breakfast!! That was the most delicious meal I’ve ever had and I’m overcome with joy and love! Now I will lie on top of you and lick my asshole”
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
190113873094
🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bri’ish peepow be loike “miwk”
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omfg I would press charges 🤣
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 06/10/2026
On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver points out that the Secret Service is so broken that “another Butler, PA” (assassination attempt) is basically, like, super easy for someone to do right now. Also JD takes frequent unplanned trips with slipshod security. Huh. Interesting youtu.be/XQ-Xnzj_uz4?...
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The Secret Service: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you not remember everyone having this same complaint about Bootstrap? 🤨 Plenty of other, arguably more valid reasons to hate ai
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will begrudgingly thank her
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are valid and right 💕 work is so in the wrong here…
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok I’m just gonna say it… I do not support locktober. Free those cocks, men! I wanna see them swinging!! If you want someone in charge of your libido, pick me!! Hands off and no shaving!!! I’m locking the cage to the bedframe and you’re not gonna be in it!!!
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cybersecurity training except it uses Gen ai vertical video for the examples #mutedtab #yupthatsright #imgay
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Am… am I Clitten? 🥹
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Bryan Cranston: Who, me?
Alt: Bryan Cranston: Who, me?
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More Dr Nicholas wedding selfies please!!
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just want to point out that the cucked maga husband has a poop wife and a poop presiden
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶 “Do you feel like a man, when she poops all around” or something
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grains are just DYING to go moldy. You look at them wrong and they’re moldy. Cretin palms will only exacerbate the issue! If you want clean currency we should switch to copper like they did for some door handles during Covid
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think you should talk to your boss abt DOCTA PEPPA BABAYYYY ITS GOOD AN NICE 😁 🎶Doorooroop ✨
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is humiliation day I fear
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohhhh is that why I do this all the time? 😅🤭
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed! We’re doing uncanny and creepy shit like playing their own names and disembodied voices back to them, so we absolutely deserve to get our shit wrecked until we can actually listen to them
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
casually munching on carrots throughout "eh... what's up, doc?"-tober
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Didn’t realize which of 400 versions of Traitors everyone was referring to but Richard is just a dumbass methinks
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bike rave? Not sure if they did a pirate theme 🤔
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s one big wolf inside you… okay now it’s out of you
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jake @jakecc.dev · 03/10/2026
setting your replies to followers only on a public website is soooooo pussy idgaf. if you don't want people interacting with you then why are you on social media
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did get a chub reading this
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No no, his executives (plural) are dysfunctional (C-E-errrrr)
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy executive dysfunctober to all of us trying to observe but repeatedly failing
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yass we love contribution art
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish his videos were 25% shorter with a hell of a lot less intro and I’d watch every one
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO WAY!!! can you take a selfie with her PLEASE?
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ooky spooky jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
locktober this, jocktober that how about we get a jobtober
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does my keyboard capitalize HomePad…? 🤔🕵🏻‍♂️🧠
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Homer Simpson Day Dreaming
ALT: Homer Simpson Day Dreaming
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was no consistent spelling of Katelyn on Traitors Canada. One didn’t even have an N
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need these idiots on Traitors to wear name tags so they know how to spell each other’s fucking names istg
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think they combined PR teams when they got married or just went with the football man’s and said fuck it?
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🎃 spoopy clinny 🎃 @sourpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently cackling by myself on my couch watching this clip over and over youtu.be/kh8PRLBq8dA?...
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