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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 16/10/2026

Had to fill in for a truck driver today and I forgot how horny people are to cut off semis and 5-tons

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but that'll only show me results for if I can go to jail not if you can

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I'm getting more requests to sub in net for the beer league in Saskatoon than I did when I lived in Saskatoon 4 years ago. I'm not even on the sub list anymore

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kinda feels like he became shiller mike

Jordie is just the denim version of Gordie

"hi do u have any games on ur phone?"

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"they can report on their internal states" so can a fucking calculator what are we doing here

I did not consent to you being this stupid, therefore you've raped my personage

no... no he absolutely cannot be doing this what also the "M" would stand for month here this is the "ATM Machine" thing aaaaaahhggg

god forbid a woman have hobbies

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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 13/10/2026

Outlook is really just an experiment of "what if we forced everyone to use our mail app, and then we made it as shitty and broken as possible?"

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I've landed on the name Kuzon for my handsome boy

Ginger cat laying on his side, looking upwards

Ginger cat standing and looking into the camera

Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 12/10/2026

Hot Mulligan is playing Portland the day before my birthday and fuck I wish I could cross the border for this I have friends I could crash with and everything

Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 11/10/2026

I had a dream where I adopted a snake but I didn't get an enclosure or anything and just had him hanging out wherever. I was panicking the whole time because I didn't know what to feed him and didn't have anywhere to put him

Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 11/10/2026

I was playing the video james and the headshot noises were satisfying lol

why has chesscom changed the main page layout like 5 times in the past 2 months stop it

do you think it feels good for the bullet when it goes through a noggin?

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"oh there's no wait times and you get results same day" I do not fucking care. I'd rather wait a little bit for non urgent care than go into debt to leave the country any time I need something checked out what the fuck

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My landlord was trying to convince me that flying to Taiwan and paying $2k for a full medical examination is something I should try to do... Like, my guy who the fuck do you think you're talking to that can afford to do that lmao

getting real excited for "chilly walk in the dark at 5pm" weather

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Blocking every Nathan I know because of this guy. Can't be too careful

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why is it "hung like a horse" those guys don't have fingers or toes and can't hang off shit

is truck nutz when the nuts are the size of trucks or is it when 2 hotwheels trucks are danglin'

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did anyone ever help Neymar with his phone?

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YouTube video by cleopatrick - Topic

I like when song go "Bwhaanaanaaa BWOOBWOOWBOOO Bwhaaanana BWHOOO"

music.youtube.com

bernard trigger

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lmao I've seen a lot of robot chicken but have 0 memory of this happening

no but the only possible chess openings are the fools mate and the scholars mate so obviously you gotta choose losing in 4 moves instead of losing in 2

dunkin' out here gettin glazed

America ran a train on my friend dunkin

America, Dunkin' gives me the runs

is Pecorino a good name for a ginger cat?

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026

Reposted by Ethan

do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

flyer on a pole reading

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9

20911159 911

Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 07/10/2026

I have been convinced to adopt the handsome gentleman. His name right now is Johnny Casino and I think that's gonna change (he came from a cat colony and has not had this name long)

Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 07/10/2026

my dad used to work for the Canucks forever ago and someone he knows from that time just gave him 2 tickets to the game on the 25th so I guess this is how we celebrate our birthdays this year (both of us are early Nov.)

only time I got to see PUP was a solo adventure and honestly I don't think I would have put as much into screaming the lyrics if I had people with me

who are we to decide what is or isn't a pepis

Canadians don't qualify as "people" so we can't even start this discussion of good vs not good

check out the canada-us border right by where I live (yes, the ditch is the border)

a streetview picture of 0 Avenue in the Fraser Valley (BC, Canada)

2 roads running parallel, separated by a small ditch that makes up the Canada-US border

just learned these guys are French-Canadian and god damnit I gotta hand it to those Quebecois again

I'd like to propose all three joining the province of BC so it could be BBC "Bigger British Columbia"

volmasc is my favourite pokemon

Mariana's Trench is the first concert I ever bought tickets for and someone punched Josh Ramsay in the face so if it happens again I'm never going to stop making the "if I had a nickel" joke about it

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Simple Plan, Yellowcard, Mariana's Trench, and Bowling for Soup are doing a Canada tour together and holy hell the 2007 version of me just exploded

I thought that was the Canadian version of a bloody mary