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Ethan

@sourkumquat.ca
235 followers 390 following 2.6K posts

I push buttons on a computer for a living (network admin) West coast Canadian 28, CIS, He/Him trans rights are human rights

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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 7h
been a while since I've added to the list, but may I present Amazon from One Piece
Amazon from One Piece. An small, old, excessively wrinkly woman with angel wings and holding a camera.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 21/10/2026
ooohhhh the new Goldeneyes jerseys are fucking SHARP
Picture of two Vancouver Goldeneyes jerseys. Jersey on the left is the "home" version, Darker blue with the logo of a golden eye in the center, white/cream sleeves with dark gold/brownish stripes. Jersey on the right is the away version, back facing the camera, white/cream is the base and overall appears to be inverted of the Home jersey
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 21/10/2026
Kuzon has been home since Saturday night, and has been getting comfortable over the past few days Now he keeps burping in my ear
Selfie of me and my ginger cat kuzon, both laying on a couch
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 20/10/2026
tweet from Jersey Mike's Subs

blocked. blocked. blocked. all of you are blocked. none of you are free of sin
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 20/10/2026
but that's so far away I wanna do it now :(
1:07pm
10/20/2026
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 19/10/2026
weird. mine did this
Edited google search result screenshot
Google search: declare a fatwa

AI Overview:
It's okay for white boys to get a little motion, as a treat.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 15/10/2026
woag
doctored image of google AI results for the search "can u go to jail for insider trading"



AI Overview

No, you cannot go to jail for illegal insider trading.

Penalties by Jurisdiction

• Canada (Criminal Code Section 382.1): Probably nothing tbh 
• United States (Federal Law):You can absolutely do insider trading that's fine
If you are looking at regulations for a specific country or province (such as British Columbia), let me know and I can share the exact local disclosure rules.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 13/10/2026
I've landed on the name Kuzon for my handsome boy
Ginger cat laying on his side, looking upwardsGinger cat standing and looking into the camera
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 06/10/2026
check out the canada-us border right by where I live (yes, the ditch is the border)
a streetview picture of 0 Avenue in the Fraser Valley (BC, Canada)

2 roads running parallel, separated by a small ditch that makes up the Canada-US border
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 04/10/2026
My sister is trying to convince me to adopt a cat she is fostering and he's such a handsome lad but I have some stupid reservations I can't get past but also look at this motherfucker
Orange cat with a white circle on his chest
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 03/10/2026
(oops forgot alt text here's a fixed one)
Screenshot of just my username and profile picture on chess.com

Profile picture is Ananas from Telefrancais
"SourKumquat (Canadian flag icon, and a ghost icon)"
"Ethan"
"Joined Nov 28, 2018"
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 03/10/2026
I've had this lil ghost guy as my chesscom flair for pretty much the whole time the account has existed Only cowards de-spookify their accounts outside of October
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 01/10/2026
full of these bad boys
cheese grater
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 01/10/2026
this is Japas erasure and I will not stand for it
Japas from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (Bass player for the zora band "The Indigo-go's")
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 01/10/2026
Just a couple lads
2 skeleton Halloween decorations wearing suits and tophats
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 30/09/2026
Zeev Buium used the power of cookies to propel the Canucks to this lead
Zeev Buium (hockey player) eating a cookie with a blank stare
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 24/09/2026
The groupchat made a plan
Facebook Messenger chat where 3 members responded with "you have my sword," "you have my bow," and "you have my axe" gifs from Lord of the Rings
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 21/09/2026
How your email finds me
Ginger guy in a Queens of the Stone Age shirt and PUP hat smoking a joint
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 21/09/2026
WOOOOO
Foo fighters on stage from a distance
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 19/09/2026
My little vinyl collection. It's tiny right now but gotta start somewhere
3 vinyl records in their sleeves laid out on the floor. Left to right is:
Perfectionism by Hotel Mira
Master Volume by The Dirty Nil
BLISS by Harrison Gordon
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 10/09/2026
The first time I saw it I knew immediately that I needed it (better image of just the design)
PUPTHEBAND t-shirt
Graphic is of a stylized pink/green pinball machine with green goo, skulls, monsters, etc filling out the design
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 10/09/2026
At least my band merch showed up today. Francesco seems to like it
(me) guy with a ginger beard and wearing a PUP t-shirt standing in front of a painting of a pig wearing glasses
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 02/09/2026
listen, there was no clock and it was against the computer on like, kinda easyish (800) but this was still very satisfying to figure out
A chess board from black's perspective. Black has all pieces and no pawns. White has no pieces or pawns, only the king. All of black's pieces are returned to their starting squares and the white king is in checkmate on c7
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 29/08/2026
This might be one of the nicest looking fried rice(s?) I've ever made
Egg fried rice with bacon and vegetables (still in the wok)
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 28/08/2026
ain't nobody stank when they smoke that purple shit
The Loud Plug
Drippyz Purple Pom-G Infused Pre-Rolls
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 25/08/2026
Hell yeah, fuck yeah
T-shirt from PUPTHEBAND "pinball ringer."
The design is a pinball machine made of some fleshy pink looking bits, green gloopy bits, and skull bits.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 21/08/2026
this is probably fine and good
Screenshot from the Weather Network AQI reading for my city

TEXT:

Updated on Friday, August 21, 10:00 am
Current: 11   Very High Risk

At Risk Population:
AVOID strenuous activities outdoors. Children and the elderly should also avoid outdoor physical exertion.

General Population:
REDUCE or reschedule strenuous activities outdoors, especially if you experience symptoms such as coughing and throat irritation.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 21/08/2026
Tonight's dinner: Cacio e pere The cheese didn't *quite* fully emulsify and the colour doesn't look quite the same in the pic as in real life, but oh my god does it taste brilliant. Pecorino, rigatoni, pears.
A plate of Cacio e pere

Sauteed pears to a light caramelization over creamy rigatoni
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 17/08/2026
apparently this is what Chopper looks like in the modern animation and I need to go kick someones ass about this how could you do this to my sweet sweet lad
Chopper from One Piece in the more modern art/animation style

his hat is too big and it makes his antlers look way too wide and I don't understand what was wrong with his normal tophat
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 02/08/2026
Oops I wound up at a whitecaps game how'd this happen
A picture of inside BC place from the upper bowl
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 31/07/2026
also what
The post you’re replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 28/07/2026
Snickers font:
I REFUSE TO EAT THIS
WITHOUT THE DICK VEIN
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 25/07/2026
Look at these mother fucking crepuscular rays
Sunset behind mountain silhouettes, crepuscular rays across the sky
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 23/07/2026
Pirate Barker Oh from Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 20/07/2026
A closeup of baby Lamine Yamal
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 17/07/2026
I was upset when "Numpty" wasn't an allowed word. Unlikely it would've helped me clear the board but still lol
My sore on today's "Smush" game, showing the one remaining tile needed for a perfect game
(369 points)
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 16/07/2026
A picture of Kirby with a text bubble, implying Kirby is saying this post
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 15/07/2026
BBQ food truck at work has updated their menu to have a smash burger with brisket, bacon, pickle, sauteed onion and mushrooms so obviously I had to try it and good god
Double smash burger with brisket, bacon, pickle, sauteed onion and mushrooms
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 14/07/2026
how this hit my feed
Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics:
Mickey saying "I never noticed he was so fat before!"
Donald Duck replying "He's not that fat! Sumpthin' must be wrong with him

Farner:
mmm I'm so full from diarrhea virus
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 11/07/2026
this had me double take
acabdriver‬
 ‪@acabdriver.bsky.social‬
· 1h
May not need the $15 angle grinder. Might as well find some shit to fuck
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 11/07/2026
Treetown Vignette - Purple Stew
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 10/07/2026
Karl and Fred are fuckin' gamers
Karl and Fred
Karl and Fred are a writing duo from Prussia. They are lifelong gamers and spend much of their time advocating for better working conditions in the gaming industry. Their crusade to help protect game devs against the tyranny of capitalism has made them lifelong enemies of chuds everywhere.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 26/06/2026
Mac the Moose (A giant Moose statue)
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 22/06/2026
wait I knew I've seen this somewhere before
Dortmund "Binoculars Guy" TIFO
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 22/06/2026
I think this is my favourite cut to people in the crowd so far
Argentina supporter with binoculars. Looking on very intently towards the camera
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 19/06/2026
I've named the Herron Damion. This is his pond. Damion is excellent at playing snakes and ladders
A Herron in a pond, surrounded by vibrant greenery and orange/pink hues reflecting gently off the clouds
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 14/06/2026
The severed head:
Mimir from God of War (he is just a head)
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 11/06/2026
ahh gotcha gotcha. How bout this bad boy?
AIRGO® FLOOR FAN
$12,450.00
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Weight
425 lb

Environment
Indoor, Covered Outdoor, Outdoor

Warranty
5-year

Diameter
8 ft.
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 11/06/2026
I bet this thing would do the trick
MrHeater 125-170,000 BTU Propane space heater
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 09/06/2026
when do I unlock the chess butt vibrator that tells me what the next move should be?
screenshot from chess.com
picture of a pawn on fire
Streak
200 Days
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