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@sortadandy.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇩🇰 Not dead yet

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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 1h
Mmm, sausage, both patties and link.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a Speedo in the pic?
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought. -Graham Greene, novelist and journalist (2 Oct 1904-1991) (That's treason! Book him, Dano! -ED.)
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You live a complicated life. Full but complicated.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You young guys are so hot!
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Read this again next month
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today? Happy birthday! May your life be filled with horny daddies.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No GLP-1 for you!
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooo, lacy 😘
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poor babe
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh *now* you tell me!
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Could be you. Don’t rule out Dissociative Identity Disorder.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gosh, I’m glad there’s no one like that left on Earth 🙄 -Ed.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see nothing mini except the emblem.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm exhausted from just reading it. Wide-ranging tastes.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
-from Heather Cox Richardson ([Karl] Rove was an advisor to Pres. George W. Bush. [John] Cornyn is a lame duck Senator from Texas.)
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s always a catch, isn’t there -Ed.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(Politicians? Think? What’s wrong with this sentence? -Ed.)
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
From Frank Bruni, NYT
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
His name is so close to Jack LaLanne, fitness and physical culture guru of the 20th century.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mmm, nipples!
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today in idiocy (Not a world war because Antarctica was not involved [eye roll of maximum physical ability])
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s a reason why some people install the roll so the tissue rolls off the back. A friend says that’s the way it was designed to work. don’t believe him but I didn’t research it.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
From Heather Cox Richardson -
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. -Kin Hubbard, humorist (1 Sep 1868-1930)
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Young'uns, take heed. (from Frank Bruni, New York Times)
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can't eat money. -Alanis Obomsawin, filmmaker (b. 31 Aug 1932) (Or, these days, food -Ed.)
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Second row far right, please.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Get down to the real knitty gritty.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You like them hung like a horse?
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did you go?
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump is still President. Does that count as a disaster?
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For a strapping man
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Go Team Beard!
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Actually they are Canada geese, not Canadian
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@domestichole.bsky.social Hey culito, are you still out there?
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A dry heat, I hope.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dr. Oz reported that Trump’s bone spurs prevent him from fighting in his latest war.
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The big toy you inserted
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Busy hands are happy hands!
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎵Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus Right down Santa Claus Lane 🎅🏼 #santaclaus
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And the holes
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Sortadandy @sortadandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Your dick knows what it likes” -Steve Buscemi’s character in “Parting Glances” (1986) to a young man discovering his sexuality
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