Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodPhysghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just needs alt-text: 4777272
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026‘suspicious farmer foils terrorist plot’ is the most Gloucestershire headline ever. 092
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What about monks and nuns who want to play? 080
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dropped child off at school on time, looking smart with all the requisite equipment. Told the teacher “have a lovely weekend” 🤦♀️. 130
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodOxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Botley Road has reopened at the railway bridge after 1,258 days. The new bridge includes cycleways on each side and enough headroom for a full-height double decker to pass. An extra rail span on the western side will give access to a forthcoming Platform 5 at Oxford station. 15412
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodCloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026when the bus is really crowded but you have to get to work in the autumn vibes factory 🍂 440477
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nothing like some of the comments from atheists after a tragic accident at a Christian festival to remind me that, despite the fact that Christians can be truly awful, I have in fact picked the right side. 1101
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nothing scarier than when you make a bank purchase before 9am and the banking app asks to see your face for verification. Offended it recognised me, frankly. 080
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lord have mercy. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukSix people injured after sign falls at Christian festival near SteyningEmergency services were called to reports of people in need of medical attention at Wiston Park. 040
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know I have a screen addiction, but something isn’t right here. 180
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Did not have a Harry and Meghan UK return on my 2026 bingo card. Has anyone told them the weather‘s changed since they left? Also are they aware of the VAT charge now on private schools? 181
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-Wood👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 19/08/2026oh is prince harry returning to england? the same year we've got a tyrant beefing with the Pope? STOP MAKING MEDIEVALISTS RELEVANT 271704288
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodNick Gould @profng.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The VC of the Uni of Greater Manchester has just been sacked for misuse of over £1m of university funds. Hardly a mention in the media. Not black so not newsworthy. 2394148
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodScuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Remember when Caroline Flack was hounded to her death by the British media and we were told never again? 24612
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I came to Bluesky for emergency alert text message solidarity and I was not disappointed. 280
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Look, I didn’t go to all the trouble of giving a southern Californian citizenship on this rainy isle for him to relive his childhood with wildfires, emergency evacuationsn and grab bags. 050
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodThomas Sharp (he / they) 🏳️🌈 @thomasmsharp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Was that our first climate change / crisis national security alert? 161
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’ve got to the “how quickly can you run around the garden ten times?” stage of the holidays. 370
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Can I please win a trip to Rome but not have to do the running? 040
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching people frantically scan my husband for clues that he is the good kind of American is basically a full time occupation these days. 390
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026People say “I recognise you” quite a lot and I have to quickly guess depending on contextual clues why that might be. 171
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026One of my memories as a kid is going to the beach with all my cousins and my mum and aunts just talking about how expensive it is. “It’s actually such an expensive day, isn’t it, when you add up parking, ice creams…” Yes and me saying that will probably now also be my children’s memory 🤦♀️. 0200
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Whoever said to bring a little palette of watercolours to the beach because it will keep the kids busy has not met my kids. 0210
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Happy the kids kept requesting Shakespeare… … until I realised they thought it was “double double, toilet trouble” and that’s why they liked it so much 🙄. 061
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If you need a sign that AI can be wildly inaccurate, please let it be this. I can’t even begin to tell you the extent to which this misrepresents my sporting contribution. “Stand out” well yes, by the side of the pitch, mostly. 020
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I thought: “Sports Day has been moved to tomorrow, please bring your own camping chair and gazebo” was Internet satire until I received that exact email. 040
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Neighbours of Bluesky, please help me out. I’m planning a 70s-90s school assembly tunes com and sing event at church. Which Come and Praise (or similar) classics should definitely be included? Which ones do you remember? I’ll go first: Who Put the Colours in the Rainbow Thanks 🙂 990
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Everyone else: The country is at a standstill. Schools are closing, rail lines are disrupted. The vulnerable are at risk. The climate emergency is here. Church marketing departments (I.e. in most cases the vicar on Facebook): HAVE YOU CONSIDERED COMING TO OUR COOL STONE BUILDING? 0214
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Nothing like the passive aggression of a toddler glaring at you until you also wish them a happy weekend, when their whole life is one giant weekend. 051
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ok if you have a giant second born son and a small to medium first born son with a two year age gap, perhaps don’t buy them matching jackets. 061
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Baking with a toddler is really more process than product. 180
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I am a cuddle up under a blanket when it’s raining type of person and the toddler is a run around in all weathers in a puddlesuit type of person. 270
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Never seen a child look as confused as my preschooler when the sports coach told the group “now get into pairs”. He just stood there vaguely looking around for a giant piece of fruit. 0140
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Me: If ever you get lost, if we’re at the park and you can’t find Mummy, I need you to find another Mummy with children. Ok? The Preschooler: Ok. Will there be the same toys at the new Mummy’s house? Will it be the same bike? Wow. 1121
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 06/05/2026www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-... I completely agree with Zoe Harrison. Women have always trained and played with size 5 balls. Ridiculous to change it like this.bbc.co.ukZoe Harrison: Red Roses fly-half says smaller balls for WXV is 'worst decision ever'England fly-half Zoe Harrison says the introduction of smaller balls for this autumn's WXV Global Series is 020
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Algorithms are so silly. Yes, we recently went on holiday, world of the Internet. O haha you are now advertising holidays all the time, because you think we can afford to go on holiday again in the next five years? You silly sausage. 090
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodAnna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Slightly diminish a book The Mid Gatsby 9734530
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodBigSlim @imbigslim.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: June 3, 1996 - May 1, 2026. Send no memes. 183
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026As I edit the first draft of my novel, I realise the bits that seem the most outlandish and unrealistic are the things that actually happened in my extended family. 🫤 0101
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Catherine of Sienna was the youngest of TWENTY-FIVE children? 5151
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Good morning grown ups, if my current curtains are 2m should I buy 150-199 or 200-250cm for the new ones? I know that obviously the current ones technically fall into the latter categor, but won’t they be too long? Thank you for your assistance in this matter. Have a blessed day. 210
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Any writers looking to connect here? I just finished the first draft of my novel after 8 months. Thought I’d be celebrating but I feel so disheartened at how bad it is (this is not false humility; it is objectively terrible) and how much more work there is to do. So, so much more 😫. 330
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodThe Map Center @mapcenter.com · 26/04/2026It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you." 3267321934
Reposted by Sorrel Shamel-WoodAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/04/2026Yeah. If it weren’t for people… 1246186902892
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026If you want to encourage a toddler to eat vegetables, try planting the seeds with them & giving them responsibility for watering. Then, when it’s grown, ask them which leaves they would like and cut them off the plant in front of them. O wait, they still hate lettuce it was all a waste of time. 091
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026www.theguardian.com/stage/ng-int... So many in the wrong place here, I don’t even know where to begin! Othello and the Tempest far too low.ltheguardian.comTo see or not to see? Every single Shakespeare play – ranked!Antony and Cleopatra? Exhausting. Lear? Magnificent but flawed. Hamlet? Limitless. For Shakespeare’s birthday, the Guardian’s former theatre critic ranks all the plays 220
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Best wishes to everyone receiving primary school offers today. 120
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int... The Gruffalo and Fox in Sox are the wrong way round, age-wise, in my opinion.theguardian.comFrom Peepo! to Middlemarch: 25 books to read before you turn 25An unmissable book for every year of your early life – with recommendations from Jacqueline Wilson, Michael Rosen, Katherine Rundell and more 000
Sorrel Shamel-Wood @sorrelmay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Pretty sure when the dentist asked the preschooler if he had any questions, he wasn’t expecting him to ask him and the dental hygienist which of them was going to die first 🙄. 316714