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@sorican.bsky.social
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Just a nerd without any good answers to the real problems. Sorry.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026
Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah. Me too. An American hero even if certain groups are too stupid to see that. Only way he could possibly cooler is if he wore a cape when no one was looking...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Statement from Annie Farmer on meeting with Todd Blanche: "After meeting with Todd Blanche, I feel even more confident in urging senators to vote against his confirmation as the United States' Attorney General. "I found him abrasive, condescending, and intentionally noncommittal to survivors."
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This Administration is engaged in the largest criminal cover-up in American history.   Todd Blanche cannot serve as AG. Full stop.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So long, and thanks for the fish!
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Microsoft has just announced it will let users remove bing from windows 11’s search. Just in time for copilot integration into everything. Fun fact: Linux doesn’t have copilot, if you don’t want it.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They also deserve a quick kick to the junk. Behave like children, get the schoolyard treatment.
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Diane @dianesf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ProTip. If you're dungeon master has been really nice letting you get all sorts of game breaking homebrew stuff for the party in the session, it's totally just a hallmark story where the DM just magically decided to suddenly not be evil. Totally.
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh. So Trump started yet another war? Can’t wait for all the war movies to come out
Fake movie poster spoofing oceans 11, except with Trump, Steve Bannon, Epstein and bill gates instead of the original actors. 

Title text reads “OH SHE’S ELEVEN”
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So apparently it’s peep jousting season. This is going to be way more fun than melting marshmallows in the microwave has any right to be.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I have a question for people with a much higher tolerance for bullshit and can somehow listen to that giant incoherent asshole. Did he shit himself? I have a steal riding on this, so, yeah.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So it’s at 10 million views, presently. So good job on the publicizing there, Brendan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Heh. Now this is some good trouble. wonder if we could train them to steal the hats, like that guy who trained magpies to bring trash. futurism.com/future-socie...
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Man Trains Crows to Attack MAGA Hats
A man who goes by the username "biz_dave" says he successfully trained crows to attack MAGA hats by hiding treats underneath them.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
For anybody wondering, discord’s move to require facial recognition or id to verify age isn’t about protecting children- it’s about mass surveillance. And we should probably check the Epstein files for anyone who says otherwise.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
So, like, one of the reasons that Harris lost the election is because she embraced Liz Cheney. MTG is a gazillion times worse than Cheney. Please don't do this. There is no room for me with any "tent" that has MTG in it, and I doubt I'm alone.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just finished the @muellershewrote.com beans pod interview with @katmabu.bsky.social …. And I have a single word for it- “YASSSS!!!!” Every obstruction, every delay. Every inch that gets fought over, that’s less harm than simply capitulating and getting walked over.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I find it hilarious that republicans are blaming the republican candidate for spoiling the independent that failed the democratic primary. Ooops.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Watching my dad use an alexa device to turn on some smart lamps "Console Lamp. 50%." adds entirely new layers of meaning to Picard's "Tea. Earl Gray. Hot" I wonder how often replicators were like "sorry, I couldn't understand you," Or, like, "Okay!" and then replicates cold piss in a teapot.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Why are you so condescendingly smug about "what you think" when it is rather clearly wrong? Faith is belief in something without consideration of evidence. Atheism is a lack of belief in god. For you to claim that my non-belief really is faith is an absurd disregard for the meanings of words.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Get yer popcorn popped. This one is gonna be a doozie
independent.co.uk
QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion
The QAnon Shaman withdrew his support for Trump after the president refused to release the Epstein files
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This one goes out to all they mycologists out there… Why wasn’t the slime mold invited to the party? (He wasn’t a fungi.)
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
think of all the new jobs LLMs will create- like people mocking all the little "oopsies" that come out of LLMs... I mean, they're creating jobs! and we all know how important that is.
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Leah Bobeah @leahleahbobeah.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
@democrats.org @democrats-judiciary.house.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @waysmeanscmte.bsky.social @oversightdemocrats.house.gov bsky.app/profile/citi...
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My favorite manatee fact is that manatees control their buoyancy by farting. This fact brought to you by the need to keep certain kids interested in science.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Babylon 5 has a message. a warning, of hope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJmu...
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Gkar: Freedom
YouTube video by dsobiera
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Antisocial Elitists,
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It occurs to me that one thing that isn’t mentioned when talking about how stupid and anti-science RFK jr is, people neglect to point out that Pasteur did his thing in the 1860’s and 70’s, disproving spontaneous generation. Robert Koch in the 80’s. By 1920, it was considered settled.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Abolish the Sturmabteilung. I mean the Jan 6 insurrectionist. Er. I guess they’re currently calling themselves ICE?
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Trump is speedrunning to ww3, and 3/4’s of our representatives are like “naw. That’s not a problem”.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Forest Gump meme; headline says “and just like that”

With the bottom text saying

“Nobody's talking about
- the largest protests in American history
- Trump being in the Epstein files
- the assassination of a politician in Minnesota
- crowd size at Trump's birthday parade
- the surfacing possibilities of the 2024 election rigging
- federal thugs abducting American citizens
- a spending bill that adds trillions to the national debt, makes it legal for Trump to ignore the courts
- Trump's record low polling numbers”
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
And let’s not forget, the sole reason he did that was because it was one of Obama’s biggest accomplishments.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Trump is sending ICE to blue cities to enact the "largest mass deportation program in history" and Chicago is at the top of the list. I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants. Inaction is complicity.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Somebody, shake this man's hand and tell him it's from a fan in minnesota, please. this is great.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Watch as mainstream news spins this bullshit as somehow she's a terrorist assaulting cops and the use of force was somehow justified rather than simply an innocent woman trying to get to her apartment building. don't believe the lies. these are the "violent" protestors.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A 2 panel meme. The top panel is Trump’s Bimbo Barbi saying “the Trump administration has a zero tolerance policy for criminal behavior and violence, especially when that violence is aimed at law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs.”

The bottom panel is from an image during the Jan 6 insurrection, where a crowd of people were beating cops. The crowd is labeled “pardoned”.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Fucking gestapo storm troopers. www.startribune.com/ice-agents-s...
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Federal agents surround south Minneapolis restaurant, causing confusion
“We’re still trying to get all the information that we can,” Minneapolis Council Member Jason Chavez said. Local officials quickly pushed back against initial concerns that it was a federal immigratio...
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
So, just to clarify. Trump hates Bruce Springsteen, but couldn’t help but play him at all those hate rallies?
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I find crossing out the “fucking” in “fucking moron” to be one of the most subtle burns ever.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
via Glenn Warren
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@schumer.senate.gov This is something. You are not powerless. You, too, can be doing something.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2025
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Guess I’m a terrorist, now? Hey Gorka, get some due process and then get fucked by the constitution and the legal system.
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Please hear this PSA. When doing hero-work… NO CAPES Don’t gotta have super powers to be a heroes. These people did just fine.
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The Incredibles - No Capes
YouTube video by Spoony Jeff UK
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
So…. Very awesome. Let’s do it again!
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Congratulation! Now take a nap…. Cuz we’re gonna expect more now.
A meme of a stick figure poking a stick at the ground, saying “c’mon, do something…” with an image of Cory Booker captioned “hold my beer”
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Sorican @sorican.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Why would Cluck Cluck Chuck undo years of flopping around like a cold fish? Seriously, @schumer.senate.gov, why would you suddenly grow a spine when you already caved and gave them legitimacy to fuck Americans over.
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