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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Pop-ups when youre nearing 50: "Angry divorcees and visibly distressed widows near your crotch now! Click for an upsetting experience!"

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Report: Senetor Graham's constituents said to be in mourning, both AIPAC and the guy blackmailing him for being gay.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

A truly underrated part of parenting is when you are working on your computer and your child say, "I made soup for you!" And then pours a bowl full of water onto your laptop.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

And I've lost my desire to bet on baby fights. Now I just watch for free. What a drug!

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

That sounds like a terrible game. *boots up a game where I repeat a particularly annoying commute in a big truck*

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

One who got internet access way too young.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My wife whispers what she wants during sex into my ear. When it's my turn, I just whisper, "Laugh at my jokes."

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Oh, I've been riling up this one orca all week. He's ready.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

More of a tear really. Followed by some of the least creative cussing you've ever heard.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Marriage should be an ongoing dare for your wife to leave you.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Smut. Such a fun word. Smut, smut, smutty, smut, smut. So classy.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I just do this when I have a hell of a fart on deck. Kids love it. Coworkers, not as much.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Some real relatable marriage problems from these men-of-the-people.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It should be just an email with a cartoon donkey that reads, "I'm drowning in ASS. Donate!"

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

That's a confusing Fleshlight, but the movie was good, so I feel like I owe it a oncer.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Oh thank god! That was an unrequited crush and she did not wave back. She saw me too. She then posted about it. And called my mom. But between you and mom I had coverage. My mom told her I was waving at you.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My seven year old thinks it's funny to sneak up on me and slap me awake on weekend mornings. Anyways I have a shit load of Pokémon cards and Hot Wheels for sale, real cheap.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

"We are neutral!" they shout, as they crush me beneath their summer skis.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Oh Big Balls, and, I wanna say Clavicle? He was one of them, right?

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Sir, I will not let you slander Tacoma so.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

So I just got Invisalign. Have the trays in, doing good. I go for a walk with the dog and kids. Bend over to pick up a dog shit and sneeze. My upper tray flies out of my mouth, straight into the softest froyo dog turd in the pile. My kids found that funny.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Got caught by the wife showing Jackass to the seven year old. That's gonna cost me.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Dan Savage straight assassinated that guy.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Something with no working A/C and blown out speakers. Just like you had.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Yes, but in his defense, music had only been invented in 1950.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

My wife does this every night by politely ignoring my light nocturnal sobbing.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Honestly, bots would be better at this than us. It's like we trained the AI on straight boo boo.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I learned the Chemist skill "throw items" and stopped. Can't do shit, but I can peg you with a handful of ibuprofen from half a football field away. I get double job points every month when my wife is cramping.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

So, my daughter has lice and pin worms at the same time. Kids are gross. Cute but gross.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

If I wanted something to parrot back to me my worst impulses, I would have just hung out more with that college roommate that got into meth.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I rolled my eyes so hard when a high school student recommended them. 3 weeks later I had finished all seven, pre-ordered the eighth and finally caught up on sleep. The premise: what if a normal dude could meaningfully fight like hell for people. Fucking wild.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Hey, Fellow Terrier, I'm sure you too are enjoying your degree in feeling inferior to all of the other graduates from the surrounding universities. Except NorthEastern kids. Future line cooks to a man. And the conservatories, where being a junkie was so hip.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

25 years later, still an institution Long Island parents send their dumber child.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The historical periodical of note.

Which one has the cumtux? Only the blacklist will know.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Dude, I just learned about carbunkles. Blech.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

It's on this day, every year, that I wish I could be a quarter of the man Raul Julia was.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My four year old wanted us to know she needed some alone time. When she felt better, she crossed out the sad face and drew a happy face.

Evidence that my kid is more self aware than yours.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

It's a trap! Its tiny wrapper is hiding the divorce papers!

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

But that's when I do my best apologizing. Then napping.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

It's all Lysistrata all the way down.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

You'd think that live burial would have kept him down, but no! I like to think we are all one Daniel Stern away from a mild reinvention. Wet, sticky, we are all the bandits of our collective futures.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Build something messy in the shop, get distracted and make some chili in the kitchen, and chill in the living room while it cooks with a glass of red wine. Spill the wine.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Taking the Eucharist on this most holy of days.

It's a picture of candy made from communion wafers.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I'm not Catholic anymore, but I do appreciate him hitting that very Catholic idea of personal responsibility. YOU have to make the world better through good deeds. "God's grace" won't just cover the spread.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

You know, egg nog ain't too bad coming back up. Not as good as going down, but, eh, skip the calories.

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