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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Pop-ups when youre nearing 50: "Angry divorcees and visibly distressed widows near your crotch now! Click for an upsetting experience!"

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Report: Senetor Graham's constituents said to be in mourning, both AIPAC and the guy blackmailing him for being gay.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

A truly underrated part of parenting is when you are working on your computer and your child say, "I made soup for you!" And then pours a bowl full of water onto your laptop.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My wife whispers what she wants during sex into my ear. When it's my turn, I just whisper, "Laugh at my jokes."

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Smut. Such a fun word. Smut, smut, smutty, smut, smut. So classy.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My seven year old thinks it's funny to sneak up on me and slap me awake on weekend mornings. Anyways I have a shit load of Pokémon cards and Hot Wheels for sale, real cheap.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

So I just got Invisalign. Have the trays in, doing good. I go for a walk with the dog and kids. Bend over to pick up a dog shit and sneeze. My upper tray flies out of my mouth, straight into the softest froyo dog turd in the pile. My kids found that funny.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Got caught by the wife showing Jackass to the seven year old. That's gonna cost me.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

So, my daughter has lice and pin worms at the same time. Kids are gross. Cute but gross.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The historical periodical of note.

Which one has the cumtux? Only the blacklist will know.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

It's on this day, every year, that I wish I could be a quarter of the man Raul Julia was.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My four year old wanted us to know she needed some alone time. When she felt better, she crossed out the sad face and drew a happy face.

Evidence that my kid is more self aware than yours.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Taking the Eucharist on this most holy of days.

It's a picture of candy made from communion wafers.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Visiting Chicago. I love this place. Everyone takes you completely at face value, real mano a mano. Idiots. Didn't even see my bullshit coming. Real chumps. Good luck getting those 10 minutes back.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Whoo doggy. My AI ghost is gonna be up-set-ting. Family is going to bust me out for Thanksgiving one time then conveniently forget the location of my grave.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

When you're a child, everyone else owns your time. When you're an adult, everyone else still owns your time, but you're supposed to like it.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Bluesky wrapped but it's just Bluesky autocorrecting ITS OWN FUCKING NAME to Bluesy.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I wish it was in person so there was at least a possibility of disaster.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I cede the floor to the charismatic Alab Dershowitz.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

The fuck does that mean?! You shout your shit on the most public of forums, then get huffy when people call you on your shit. Go back to Facebook or buy a diary.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Heading to the kitchen. Want me to grab you anything?

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Kids' music these days? Not loud enough, fast enough, angry enough! When I was young, whew doggie! Music fast enough, loud enough, they could feel it in Rotterdam.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I can't wait to be gobsmacked by how little the Dems will be able to capitalize on this momentum. Twice (more?) I've seen them control all branches of government and STILL shit their britches and blame black folks.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

In the playoffs of any sport, the winning team should pick two players from the losing team to play with them for as long as their still in. It would keep more audiences involved. And the final series? Two epic katamaris of the worlds best player colliding in an epic display of semi-regulated chaos.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I don't think I was ready for the non-trivial amount of time and money I would spend on lice as a parent.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Little know fact: "Panic at the Disco" was one of his. Financial Panics? That's all us, unfortunately.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Going to a Dua Lipa show, like a real man.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Out here playing records for the glory of God, and my homies.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Convo overheard: "Catholics know hell is real, and hope for a heaven. Protestants know heaven is real, and suspect a hell."

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Dude, I'm bad at posting. Fuckin posting responses on the wrong person's shit. I mean jokes is jokes, but damn. I need a sandwich, to regulate.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Ok, you got me. I've been drinkin'.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Few people who own a Jeep look like they own a Jeep. Everyone who owns a minivan looks like they own a minivan.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Buddy asked me to go to a show. Let's meet at 8, he said. Ok, 9 is pretty late for me for a show. We get a drink. Doors are at 10. Too fucking late. Headliner at 11:30. Gonna Venmo him the ticket and Irish Exit. Never felt so fucking old.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Dude, stop posting your AI "art". You didn't make shit and you look like a fool. #aiart

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

"The Epstein Files will get him" is the new "Just wait for the Meuller Report!". Futile and dependant on a system that's already suborned. Sorry bud, YOU gotta just make a sign, get out there, and catch some tear gas. Wait till midterms and the tear gas will be bullets.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Republicans freebasing Nordic fascist symbolism BUT, naw, we want baby faced warriorlets.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Good guy, good guy. But, that was a hair piece, right? It just doesn't match? I'm cool with it, alright, but, come'on.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

S2E2 Peacemaker: this show would have me believe 2 cases of Bud Light would fuck up 5 grown adults. That's 48 beers, minus 2, broken. Minus at least 2 that get dumped. That's 44 beers, about 9 beers each, or 108 ozs. At 4.2%, subtract 1.2 beers per hour. 2 hrs = 2.4 beers, so 7? Plus pee breaks...

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Be the Guy, ungendered, that other Guys need in the world. Recommend other Guys. Build a network of Guys that fix stuff, build stuff, make stuff. Be a reliable source. That's community. That's happiness. That's utopia.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I put my pants on like everyone else: in a cloud of baby powder.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Punk in the sheets; Rockabilly in the streets.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Bringing that alpha tantrum energy.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Ok, maybe we need a moratorium on "shit people say on Twitter" content. It's all the usual chuds, saying all the usual chud stuff, and then all of us going "Can you believe they said that?!" Yes. Yes, I do believe that a bad person said bad things.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Oh god! Alaska's favorite food is Alaskans. And given what their politicians just did to them, it will be.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I got kicked out of the Illuminati when I suggested we invite more babes. And my boy Bruce. He's a solid bro.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Poured a coffee, got distracted, cracked a beer. Happy noon to all that celebrate!

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

This is cool, but, I don't know, isn't it a hard follow after Pride Month. At least it shoulda been bears.

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Nick from your hometown @soquiet.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

This is seriously the most ass backward non argument I've ever had. Ok, sure, duly elected strawman representative.

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