Reposted by Diamond DaveMark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Two cannibals were eating a clown. One asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" 2142
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I enjoyed the coverage of Obama's presidential center. It reminded me of when I had hope instead of consistent dread. 010
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I was going to tell a joke about space but it was way too deep 120
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Can't. Watching DG doing Echoes on the black strat. Absolutely remarkable. So lucky to have enjoyed the albatross overhead once in person and I will never forget it 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Just reading about the #TedCruzMassShooting in Texas. 12 people shot. This is not ok. 000
Reposted by Diamond DaveAmanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026My cousin catfished a girl into marrying him, like we are all okay looking, he catfished her into thinking our family was normal and she would have been better off if we were ugly. Good luck, girl, watch out for Penny 021
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Redistricting in my area completely backfired because a bunch of Dems tried to take a shortcut to the House and split the vote in the process 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Reading a few articles regarding pro athletes quietly erasing lunch debts at area schools. I would do that in a heartbeat if I had their means. No kid should go into debt over having something to eat. 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I hope today's election isn't the last one we have in the US. 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026No ad on FB is more irrelevant than one about moving to Oklahoma. Almost completely infested with MAGAts 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A girl dad's job is never done or at least it feels that way while she's shopping at Victoria's Secret and he's just standing in a corner awkwardly. 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 24/05/2026pandora.app.link/rpKv0SoDp3b Love the way this gem hits! 🤘pandora.app.linkThe Grand ConjurationListen to more music by Opeth on Pandora 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026All three Hooters locations in my area plus Twin Peaks have closed. I can't be the only person in a region of 2 million people that appreciates some bra buddies. 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Was there anything on CBS worth watching besides Colbert anyway? 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026My robot vacuum drove into my shower and after the day I've had on all the days of the year to have a meltdown IDGAF 010
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026At least my meltdown today wasn't on a Chernobyl level. More Three Mile Island. 010
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I came across a "breakfast for seniors" today so imagine my surprise when I was told it was for high school seniors not old farts like me. 010
Reposted by Diamond DaveGovernor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 20/05/2026RUTHLESS 1524564
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Some western Canadians were mean to me today online. It appears that maple MAGAts have escaped Alberta 010
Reposted by Diamond Davegodlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You are a racist 🤷♀️ 0325
Reposted by Diamond DaveJake @jake2404663.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So a geriatric pedophile and a drunk go into a bar to talk about nuclear bombs. What could go wrong? 0102
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Finally taking a few baby steps out of burnout by watching the Stanley Cup playoffs, which in past years I would watch wall to wall 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 21/05/2026We need to find someone to stop the rain more than ever. 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 16/05/2026New Brunswick is now on my not so short short list. 010
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 15/05/2026@samsungmobileus.bsky.social bruh need that May security patch 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This morning a Prius driver was honking at someone in a sick black Audi. That's like a Chihuahua barking at a pit bull 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Enjoying hockey for the first time in six months. Maybe I am indeed on the mend. 010
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I mowed the lawn today. I mean that literally you pervs 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I've missed the last few #Caturday opps lately but this one was too good to miss! 0100
Reposted by Diamond DaveArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Donald Trump won’t always be the president. But he will always be in the Epstein files. 17572134
Reposted by Diamond DaveAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Trump’s “made in America” smart phone isn’t going to be made in America. It might not ever be made at all. And they aren’t offering refunds. Go figure. I love this for all the idiots that preordered one. 1874525906
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Is the water warm enough? pandora.app.link/GVQyKeOvZ2bpandora.app.linkDigital BathListen to more music by Deftones on Pandora 000
Reposted by Diamond DaveLC @lc1summit.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m interested in the unidentified pedophiles you piece of shit. 1209
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Joe B's best pandora.app.link/dPgqkHguZ2bpandora.app.linkDriving Towards the DaylightListen to more music by Joe Bonamassa on Pandora 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026A lot of Stranger Things references years before the show pandora.app.link/hbvWw6fqZ2bpandora.app.linkJimmyListen to more music by TOOL on Pandora 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Truth pandora.app.link/SczWkdJmZ2bpandora.app.linkThese Blues Are All MineListen to more music by Tab Benoit on Pandora 000
Diamond Dave @sopodave.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"we need the public space to nail the next fool martyr" -some of MJK's best words 010