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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 13/09/2026

“Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark” I suspect they’re performing Enola Gâteau. 🥐🎻🌑 #insomnia

A grand orchestra of golden, triangular apple turnovers performs on a shadowy concert-hall stage beneath a crescent moon. The pastry musicians play violins, cellos, brass, woodwind, harp, and percussion by the amber glow of their music-stand lamps, while a particularly flaky turnover conducts from the central podium. The dramatic blue-black lighting evokes a moody 1980s synth-pop album cover: Orchestral Turnovers in the Dark, presumably performing their celebrated hit, “Enola Gâteau”.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 15/08/2026

“Constantly stopping these briefings halfway through is becoming a pain.” m.xkcd.com/261/

Black-and-white XKCD stick-figure cartoon of a Second World War military briefing around a map. An officer says, “General, Italian forces have entered Egypt.” The briefer begins comparing Mussolini’s command decisions with Hitler’s, but is interrupted halfway by someone shouting, “Hey. Godwin’s Law.” He replies, “Dammit. You know, this may become a problem.”

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 32/32 The Great Escaper, 2023 “The Germans couldn’t stop me reaching Normandy. Could a care home with a clipboard manage it 70 years later? Too old to escape? Ha! I went to Normandy, saluted the dead, and retired on my own bleedin’ terms.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from *The Great Escaper* (2023): an elderly Second World War veteran stands on a ferry deck, solemnly saluting in a dark blazer, green cardigan and striped tie. A row of campaign medals hangs prominently from his chest, while other passengers stand behind the railings above him. A purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 31/32 Tenet, 2020 “Time’s running backwards, the world’s ending, and Brooks Brothers still won’t bloody cut it.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

$Poster image for Tenet (2020): two sharply dressed men stand back-to-back amid a fractured cityscape, each holding a firearm as skyscrapers loom at impossible angles around them. The image is tilted slightly, centred against a dark background and framed by a narrow purple border. Images are reproduced at low resolution for parody, criticism and commentary. Rights remain with their respective owners.$

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 30/32 Interstellar, 2014 “We can save humanity, but first I need everyone to accept one small lie and several enormous equations.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Poster image for *Interstellar* (2014): an astronaut in a white spacesuit walks alone across a bleak, icy landscape beneath a pale sky. The title “INTERSTELLAR” appears near the bottom, with the poster centred against a softly blurred grey background and framed by a narrow purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 29/32 Inception, 2010 “Three bleedin’ dream levels to plant one idea. In my day, we used a conversation.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Poster image for *Inception* (2010): a lone figure stands in a flooded city street as towering buildings bend impossibly overhead, folding the skyline in upon itself. The red title “INCEPTION” appears near the bottom, with the poster centred against a blurred blue background and framed by a narrow purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 28/32 Harry Brown, 2009 “You only had to call a bleedin’ ambulance. Now I’ve had to shoot half the estate.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from *Harry Brown* (2009): an elderly man (Michael Caine as Harry Brown) in a dark coat stands beneath graffiti-covered fluorescent lights in a grim pedestrian underpass, gripping a handgun low in front of him and staring down with cold resolve. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 27/32 The Dark Knight, 2008 “Master Wayne, a clown’s blown up the hospital and you’re sulking in a cave. Shall I put the bleedin' kettle on?” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour promotional image for *The Dark Knight* (2008): a black-armoured, bat-masked vigilante stands against a stormy night sky while a high-rise building burns behind him, the flames forming a vast winged emblem across its façade. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 26/32 Children of Men, 2006 “The world’s gone sterile, Britain’s gone fascist, and somehow I’m still supplying the jokes and marijuana.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Children of Men (2006): a bruised and bloodied man supports a frightened young woman clutching a newborn baby wrapped in a brown blanket, as armed soldiers move through the shattered, smoke-filled building behind them. Harsh daylight pours through the ruins, framing the small group amid the surrounding violence. A narrow purple border surrounds the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 25/32 The Prestige, 2006 “Every trick has a secret. This one’s got physics, David Bowie, cats, and a cellar full of suspiciously identical corpses.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from The Prestige (2006): a stern Victorian gentleman in a black bowler hat, brown leather overcoat and patterned scarf stands alone outside a snow-covered industrial building. He gazes warily to one side, framed by weathered timber and rusted corrugated metal. A narrow purple border surrounds the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 24/32 Batman Begins, 2005 “Master Wayne, your parents left you billions. You bought a tank, dressed as a bat, and called it healing.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Batman Begins (2005): a masked vigilante in black, bat-themed armour crouches beside the sweeping folds of his cape in a dim, smoke-filled industrial interior. Harsh backlighting catches the edges of his cowl and armour, giving the scene a brooding, theatrical menace. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 23/32 The Quiet American, 2002 “The American said he’d come to save Vietnam. Pity nobody saved Vietnam from the American.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Poster-style image for The Quiet American (2002): against a deep red background, a young woman in a white dress stands closely beside a man in a white suit and tie, gazing up at him while he looks down with a guarded expression. The lower half fades into shadow, and a narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 22/32 Miss Congeniality, 2000 “She is armed, furious and wearing lipstick. My work here is done.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Poster-style image for Miss Congeniality (2000): a glamorous beauty-pageant contestant in a sparkling red gown, tiara and sash stands against a night-time city skyline, holding a bouquet in one hand and dangling a pair of handcuffs from the other. A holstered pistol is strapped conspicuously to her thigh. The design fades into black on the left and is framed by a narrow purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 21/32 The Cider House Rules, 1999 “I trained the boy to save lives. He chose apples and adultery. I chose to anaesthetise the disappointment.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from The Cider House Rules (1999): a smiling young man and woman sit together in the rear of an open-top car, leaning comfortably against the red leather seats as autumn sunlight catches their faces. Trees and lawns blur softly behind them, and a narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 20/32 Little Voice, 1998 “She’s got the voice of every dead star in show business. I’ve got the morals of a living agent.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Little Voice (1998): a young woman with a blunt blonde bob stands alone on stage in a sparkling pale-pink dress, head bowed and expression tense beneath bright theatrical lighting. Deep blue drapes and gold illuminated scenery frame her against the dark background, with a narrow purple border around the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 The Muppet Christmas Carol, 1992 “I hate Christmas, children, and singing vegetables. Then the ghosts started.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992): a stern Victorian gentleman in a dark coat and white nightcap stands beside a large, shaggy red-bearded Muppet with a bulbous orange nose. Both stare solemnly ahead in a dimly lit interior, a pairing that somehow makes perfect sense because cinema occasionally achieves civilisation. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, 1988 “We agreed to con one woman. Then she turned out to be better at it than both of us.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988): in an elegant bathroom, a sharply dressed man sits before a mirror while another man stands behind him with a towel draped around his shoulders, both reflected repeatedly in the surrounding mirrors. Their expressions are serious despite the unmistakably absurd grooming arrangement. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Jaws: The Revenge, 1987 “The shark followed us to the Bahamas. Even cartilaginous fish understand the value of a foreign location.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Poster image for Jaws: The Revenge (1987): a huge shark erupts vertically from the sea with its jaws wide open as a terrified woman clings to the bow of a small boat. The red title “JAWS” appears above, with the poster centred against a blurred blue background and framed by a narrow purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Hannah and Her Sisters, 1986 “I married Hannah, slept with Lee, and spent two Thanksgivings pretending it was a family misunderstanding.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): in a book-lined room, a bespectacled man in a dark suit speaks to a smiling woman in a checked shirt, who stands with her arms folded and watches him with amused affection. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Educating Rita, 1983 “She wanted to become educated. I wanted to remain comfortably pissed. Only one of us succeeded, and I got sent to bleedin' Australia.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Educating Rita (1983): a curly-haired woman (Julie Walters playing Rita) in a pale blouse and dark cardigan sits forward on a black leather sofa in a book-lined university study, looking up with an alert, questioning expression. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Deathtrap, 1982 “The play is worth killing for. Unfortunately, everyone in the room has read it.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from *Deathtrap* (1982): a man in an open-necked white shirt (Michael Caine) holds a gleaming knife upright beside his face, looking upwards with wary concentration. Behind him, a dark wooden wall is crowded with blades and assorted implements, making the room feel less like a study and more like a very committed warning. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Escape to Victory, 1981 “The Nazis have challenged us to a football match. Apparently the war wasn't complicated enough.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Escape to Victory (1981): two military officers stand side by side outdoors under a bright sky. One wears a dark German uniform and peaked cap; the other, in a lighter shirt with braces and cap, looks ahead with a wary, calculating expression. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 A Bridge Too Far, 1977 “It's a magnificent plan. The only problems are the bridge, the Germans and nearly everything else.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from A Bridge Too Far (1977): a young army officer in brown uniform stands before a large wall map marked with branching roads and routes. He looks ahead with a grave, slightly strained expression, as though the plan is already displaying an unhealthy number of moving parts. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 The Eagle Has Landed, 1976 “Oh my god, I'm bleedin' German” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from The Eagle Has Landed (1976): a soldier (Michael Caine as Colonel Steiner) in a dark beret crouches behind a weathered gravestone, aiming a submachine gun through a churchyard. His face is tense and watchful, with trees and scattered wildflowers blurred behind him. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 The Man Who Would Be King, 1975 “Oh my god, we're bleedin' gods Danny” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from The Man Who Would Be King (1975): beneath a shaded canopy, a stern man (Michael Caine as Peachy Carnehan) in a bright red military tunic stands behind a seated, heavily sideburned companion (Sean Connery as Daniel Dravot) who points commandingly into the distance. A crowded settlement and sun-baked fortress rise behind them, suggesting imperial ambition has already begun to get ideas above its station. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Sleuth, 1972 “He invited me round for a game. I should've asked why the wardrobe was full of disguises.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Sleuth (1972): smoke billows through an ornate, cluttered study after a violent confrontation. A long gun juts across the room while a man lies collapsed on the floor beside a desk strewn with papers, telephones and decorative objects. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Get Carter, 1971 “I came up north for a funeral. Now everybody seems determined to need one.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour title-card still from Get Carter (1971): a grim-faced man in a dark overcoat stands beside a white car, gripping a long double-barrelled shotgun angled menacingly across the frame. Large yellow text reading “MICHAEL CAINE” stretches across his torso, all enclosed by a narrow purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Battle of Britain, 1969 “There are rather a lot of Germans up there, and we've only got one bleeding summer.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Battle of Britain (1969): a fighter pilot in an orange flying suit sits tensely in the open cockpit of a wartime aircraft, leather helmet fastened and goggles pushed up onto his forehead. He looks downward with grim concentration as the curved canopy and metal frame crowd tightly around him. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 The Italian Job, 1969 “You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from The Italian Job (1969): moments after an explosive test has obliterated far more than intended, a blond man in a tan coat confronts his flat-capped accomplice with appalled disbelief, delivering the immortal rebuke, “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” The image is framed by a blurred background and purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Funeral in Berlin, 1966 “The Russians want him out, the Germans want him dead, and I'd quite like my expenses.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Colour still from Funeral in Berlin (1966): a black hearse approaches a guarded steel bridge at a border checkpoint, where red-and-white barriers block the road and uniformed officers stand watch beneath a grey winter sky. A narrow purple border frames the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Gambit, 1966 “The plan was flawless. Then the woman I'd hired started having ideas of her own.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 02/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 Alfie, 1966 “She asked where the relationship was going. I said, preferably somewhere with a back door.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Black-and-white still from Alfie (1966): a suited man reclines languidly across a rooftop bench and the laps of four smiling women, his head propped on one hand and his legs stretched almost the full width of the frame. A narrow purple border surrounds the image.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 01/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 The Ipcress File, 1965 “I asked for a proper breakfast. They gave me a file, a gun and a bleeding conspiracy.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Caine In One Frame: A black-and-white frame from The Ipcress File shows two bespectacled men standing in a kitchen; one is Michael Caine as Harry Palmer. The other, wearing a dark jumper, holds a wooden spoon while watching Palmer, in a suit and tie, carefully open a small tin. The image is centred within a soft, blurred purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 01/08/2026

𝗖𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘊𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘮𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 (𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-𝘶𝘱) 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦... Zulu, 1964 “Oh my God, they're coming over the bleeding hill.” #CaineInOneFrame #Film #MichaelCaine

Caine In One Frame: A widescreen frame from the 1964 film Zulu shows several Zulu warriors standing solemnly in the foreground, carrying long shields and spears and wearing traditional headdresses and animal-skin decorations. Behind them, hundreds more warriors form long ranks across a dry, sunlit hillside beneath a clear blue sky; the image is surrounded by a narrow purple border.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 18/07/2026

Shhh! 🤫🤐 The tailors¹ are counting upon the wearers not noticing 🤣😂 ¹of Panama and other such places no doubt.

DVD cover for The Tailor of Panama: an orange-and-black montage showing the Bridge of the Americas at sunset above two large male faces. Text names Pierce Brosnan and Geoffrey Rush, with the tagline: “In a place this treacherous, what a good spy needs is a spy of his own.”

Highly recommended! 😊🕵‍♀️

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 18/07/2026

#BlueHour is fabulous. Great photograph @writerpaula.bsky.social 😊 These from 6th June... completely natural colouring, amazing. #Porthmadog #Merioneth #NorthWales

Blue-hour view across a calm lake or estuary, framed by dark trees on both banks. The still water reflects the deep blue sky, while layered mountains and low cloud recede into the distance.

Peak of Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon) is visible in the far distance.

I will make her moan like a fucking whoreTranquil twilight view over broad, smooth water towards distant mountains. Dense trees form dark silhouettes on either side, framing a softly lit blue sky and layers of misty peaks beyond.

Peak of Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon) is visible in the far distance.

Zoomed-in blue-hour landscape across glassy water towards a dramatic mountain range. Dark ridges rise beneath heavy cloud, with one sharply pointed peak on the right and faint lights along the distant shore.

Peak of Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon) is visible in the far distance.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 18/07/2026

How are things going for putler? Oh, not good 😊

A meme-style 5-by-6 bingo card titled “RUSSIAN OIL REFINERY BINGO”. Each square contains a photograph and Cyrillic name of a russian oil refinery. Sixteen of the thirty refineries are covered by large red crosses, leaving fourteen still unmarked. But I'm sure Ukraine will cross off the remaining 14 before too long. And rightly so.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 14/07/2026

Very much so. Computers are a bit like Nunchucks; they can do amazing looking things, but it's easy to end up injured, or looking silly, or indeed both. You put it succinctly: spend some time learning how it works. A small investment of effort can be very rewarding.

Image of nunchucks: two short wooden sticks joined together at one end by a fairly short chain.

Deceptively simple. Can look amazing in expert hands. Can be a shortcut to A&E in less-expert & overconfident hands.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 12/07/2026

Available at a price! (Modern reprints much cheaper!) www.abebooks.co.uk/History-Soci...

The history and social influence of the potato. Used book, on offer for £1112. Bargain. (Cheaper modern reprints are available!)

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 12/07/2026

2015-09-13. Sunday. Middle of the aqueduct. “Boys, don't pull tha....”

Three boys examine the handle used to open the drain on the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct right in the middle of it. Luckily it is kept padlocked.

Draining of the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct. A rare but spectacular sight. A huge plume of water runs from the centre into the river far below.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 10/07/2026

Luckily @moviessilently.bsky.social had turned off comments so I couldn't introduce them to an even greater horror...

Movies Silently
@movies silently.bsky.social

Turning off quotes for the night because a shocking number of people either have gunk in their food processor crevices or a clogged dishwasher and I didn’t mean to open this pandora’s box of icky insights into their personal lives

05:20 · 10 Jul 2026

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 09/07/2026

Absolutely the best “Star Trek” film ever made 🥹

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 09/07/2026

But a few years earlier, in 1982, he appeared briefly in the BBC's phenomenal TV drama Smiley's People (sequel to Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy)

Alan Rickman in the 1982 BBC TV series Smiley's People. Looking fabulous.

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 09/07/2026

To mix up some rôles.... “By Grabthar's Hammer, Alan Rickman Will Live On”

Genuine surprise on Grüber's/Rickman's face in his final & fatal scene in the classic Xmas film Die Hard.

Because he was expecting to be dropped on a count of three.

But they dropped him at one, deliberately 🤣

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 08/07/2026

Unfortunate presentation order plus lack of glasses left me feeling really, really confused when I read this. Then feeling really worried. Then feeling really dumb 🤪

Unfortunate ordering and visual confusion left me wondering why someone would want Memorex Twin Pack Compact Cassettes from 1982 "inserted" in anything! Oops 🫣

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 08/07/2026

Made me think of The Beat... “Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free The door is locked, just you and me Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? You can watch yourself while you are eating” Maybe the lack of realisation goes even deeper...

A middle-aged man sits alone at a restaurant table with a glossy mirrored surface, eating by candlelight. He looks tired and slightly dishevelled, with a loosened tie and an expression of quiet contentment as he gazes down at his own reflection in the tabletop, seemingly treating it as company. The surrounding seats are empty, reinforcing the joke that he doesn't realise he is dining alone. Warm lighting and the reflective table create an intimate but faintly melancholy atmosphere.

AI generated image, based upon an original lunch (for those old enough to remember Spitting Image).

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 07/07/2026

Actually, it turns out that even ants don't like to crowd together that insanely close. Only humans. So this veritable formicine superhighway tops out at about 15 lanes 🫠

15 parallel lines of ants march along the delightful Italian street from the start of this thread.

AI generabut to illustrate a point about space usage rather than pure lazy AI slop!

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Sophie Ada Mathison Violet Baskerville @sophie.baskerville.net · 29/06/2026

And here is Miss Diva Indie being her fabulous gender-queer pansexual self at Sparkle in Manchester <3 #sparkle #Manchester #protectthedolls #genderqueer

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