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Mrs Pagliacci

@sophfrog.bsky.social
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Circus clown (real) Very stupid and here to cause problems I will block for even slightly weird vibes so behave (this includes blocking for reposting my selfies)

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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Does anyone even know what a salesforce is
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
What is with this new trend of crop tops being marketed as business casual. Put your belly button away????? We actually don't need progress on everything
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The universe knew I needed the spiritual experience that can only be achieved by drinking an entire bottle of white wine and being kind of loud all night and that’s why today I was blessed with 0 hangover. When it is meant to be the hangover will not find you
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I have achieved a rare emotion: Weezer Mood
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Interesting reading stats from last year: I read books by authors from 9 countries. I overwhelmingly read American men BUT if you exclude Brandon Sanderson (14 novels) I mostly read women.
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We did speeches at new years last night which was super sweet 1st of all I crushed mine 2nd it was nice to see everyone being so earnest and sharing how rough the year was 3rd one friend basically gave a ted talk on his medical presentations 4th the final speech that started with "My bad"
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I think I medically need hot chips. The fact that I'm even awake in these circumstances is diabolical
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2026 is the year of learning more dinosaur facts
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Went to run club, had a lovely time with my friend, life is good
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Going back to learning Japanese is funny because what do you mean the word "to erupt" has been buried in my brain for 12 years. Why do I still know that
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Talking to my 80+ year old Australian grandmas is so funny because they think being anti-vax and having home births are insane trends done by psychos who don't understand how much people used to DIE and I agree
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I can't believe Gremlins is a real film that was beloved by children but now it is beloved by me
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
What do dads like for less than $1000
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What did Mr LCD put in his sound system to make me feel this way
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Talking heads radio in da gym is an excellent combo
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Man I cannot imagine using Duolingo to like... actually learn a language from scratch. I think it can only help alongside a classroom or textbooks tbh and even then... like they just refuse to teach grammar???
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I've gotten so many fucking flowers this last month it's been crazy and I love them but what they DONT TELL YOU is you have to clean the vases every time. And you must tend the flowers if you want them to last
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I started reading the hunger games prequels and they're just nowhere near as good! Not as much clarity of message, I'm not that far in but it's definitely not like as simple and powerful. Lucy Gray is too much? Whereas Katniss just felt easier to relate to
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I drove all by myself today and it felt illegal the whole time!!!
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
In all his boundless imagination Isaac Asimov couldn't conceive of a future where women didn't belong in the kitchen
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The baby ringtail possum fell asleep in my hand and I love him. I would die for him
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Did you guys know about discount kitchen and homeware stores??? I can get Royal Doulton for HOW cheap???
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Shan't be reading the article anyway it looks like Albanese is a short little man trying to peer over the top of the news article
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Did you know that your friends can buy you flowers because they love you and also because they're teasing you for being too old when you get your drivers licence? It's possible. The flowers are love and bullying combined
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
3 seasons of torturing Helena and Orphan Black is wearing a bit thin
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Really incredible synchronicity when at the work staff party your new boss tells you the story of when your FWB was born
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
When will we stop men
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
God what a day
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I finished Wide Sargasso Sea and I need to reread Jane Eyre to get it. It was also MEGA racist and I can't quite tell if it was making a point or not. Gonna read more into the context after my Jane eyre reread. Now I'm listening to Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow and surprisingly enjoying it
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Lmao UQ sent out the wrong grades (last semesters) via text today to all students and then grades were unavailable online because the websites crashed. Somebody's gonna be in trouble!!!
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I've had too much free time in November
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Orphan Black is crazy man you guys ever heard about this
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Watched Mulholland Drive with a friend and he summed it up perfectly with "Well, there's definitely something going on but I don't think we're allowed to know what"
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I have experienced a mind grain all day
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
No hangover, had a good night despite my anxiety, good book and my fav coffee in Brisbane, spent the morning snuggled up with an absolutely gorgeous guy listening to the storm roll in
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Going in with tweezers after you shave just like "who the fuck closed"
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Does someone wanna glue my shoulder back into the socket
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Naming my firstborn Gunter Jaeger
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Tomorrow... is my last ever day of uni...
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Making an excellent depression playlist. I think it is just as ruinous to mental health as intended
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Circus is back
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Probably normal that I'm crying every day tbh
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Lesbians telling me they listen to Florence Welch and Hozier like yes babe we all do hahaha. It's pretty much legally required
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I finished The Man with The Golden Arm. It was pretty good, if a bit slow in points. It ends kind of exactly how you know it will but it's still a worthwhile journey. Now reading: Cursed Bunny
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hinge is a bad app because I have to talk to people (but I'm DOING IT this time), tinder is bad because no one normal still uses it, bumble died, Feeld is the worst thing on earth because I log in and get 900 likes from men who don't know how to appear non-threatening
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Okay everyone at dinner the other night was so mad I hadn't seen Forrest Gump but my counter point is why would I
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Soooooooo depressed and then I got like the best news of my whole life so that’s a slay kinda fixed me
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
You can actually take turns being the depressed bitch in the situationship it's actually fine and normal
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Mrs Pagliacci @sophfrog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Last exam of undergrad done 🎉 it was actually chill I got myself way too anxious for nothing
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/11/2025
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
Hand written sign at shop reading

“WE HAVE”

“CHICKEN”
“NOODLE”
“SOUP”
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