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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

> be me > play rhinos > opponent plays vexing bauble out of burn > I play thorn of amethyst with three spirit guides and a cascader in the grip > untap my next turn > shit out rhinos > opponent looks like this:

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I'm convinced she'll be the only other transperson in the Epstein files after Caitlin Jenner.

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Every reply I've gotten when I say the same thing

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Honey wake up the High Tide Players are jerking themselves raw with their new unique kill

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Playing today, might be gaming next Sunday as well. Anyway from today: He *might* get out of this with 2x vapor snag. Spoiler: He casts metallic rebuke =)

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Me in the middle of warping the $30 vintage metagame around my bullshit

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

dude they are having a fucking real one on Twitter

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I might be AI pilled b/c I asked my father-in-law, an artist, and a genius, how to make this by hand and he started crying. "We can't," he said through his tears, "we just don't know how."

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

What you see when you're trying to score some of my ass fentanyl

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Your boy made the primer, they need a player's guide to stop me

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Nick Mullen would NEVER become emotionally attached to anything but a six foot tall owl named Ozymandias that he claims speaks perfect Chinese

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Haven't been on bluesky in a while what's goin' on?? *checks and finds Libertarian discourse from blue checks and psychopathic self righteous libs trying to do ethical consumption no ethical production discourse* *looks back and sees what I've been posting on Twitter* well somehow it is better

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Generals gathered in their masses here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I don't know why I got a ban for this on Twitter, I meant it. It's not a joke. It's not hateful. It's just an errant fact. I fucking wish Cuomo and Landlords were dead.

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

This is why you can't date Republican look at that fuckin' genetic structure

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I post one little joke and Twitter can't handle it

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

What kinda socialism is it though, utopian? That was the point! Bolshevik! This is an outrage you have to denounce your local commisar! Oh it was Capitalism, Spain is in reality where it is Capitalist.

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Fellow Leftists of all stripes from Anarchists, to Communists, listen up, this exchange has been my day on this dogshit liberal wankfest and I need more of you to stand up and follow so I can follow you back.

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

@whstancil.bsky.social Kamala lost to a historic degree and you failed in your own electoral bid. You're bad at this and Democrats need to know how bad you are so they stop hiring you and keep you supressed.

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

We're assembling an elite team to keep men from getting hard ever again. No more will heterosexuals and more than a fair share of lesbians get hard. This is the face of our first target. We *must* get her on board.

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

Will Stancil, birthday boy, with his friends Picture: Coke Can, Weiner Dog, Empty Park Benches, Will Stancil

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

@whstancil.bsky.social Man losing that election didn't do anything for your pissy attitude Suck it get rekt nerd

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Dan Cohen, As Karl Marx Intended @sonsoftrier.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

@whstancil.bsky.social Maybe if someone from out of district points out you're an asshole and that causes you to lose, maybe you're just a shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt candidate

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