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Son Ranto Rockett

@sonrantoshow.bsky.social
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Owner of the Chicago Cubs. Podcast: SonRanto.com. Exclusive: Patreon.com/sonranto Front man of Bleacher Bum Band. open.spotify.com/artist/5wBhE7HmZNC…

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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cubs have a 6.9% chance of winning the World Series
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pete steals 40.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is my blood.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bleacher Bums are playing a FREE SHOW with Thomas Ian Nicholas! Cubby Bear!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chugalug Dex!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Goneus Catuli.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What free speech looks like to fascists like Elon.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The time I held a 52 Mantle.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sorry brah…her heart is forever in the ladies room puking RumChata
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Look who is meeting Slammin Sammy tonight! Woo!!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh Boy. Oh Boyd.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bleacher Bum Band is rocking #Cubs postgame Saturday 5/2. Spread da word! It's FREE.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
4 ain’t enough.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happer
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#Cubs weather and Woo report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Found another use for baseball bats today.
A split open Donald Trump piñata with candy strewn around and a baseball bat
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
No #Cubs game for me today because I’ll be working with One Northside as we build community here in Chicago to fight…(gestures broadly). Come through!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#Cubs Caroling partiful.com/e/2J8LxWEKO2...
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Move over Tinkers, Evers, and Chance! The #Cubs Infield is Roger Stone, to Russell Brand, to Rob Schneider now!!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Is “Pursuit of Arms” like “Pursuit of Happiness” and virtually meaningless?
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I have released Epstein’s list.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
He missed the tag!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Cubs weather and grave report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
#Cubs weather and grave report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
#Cubs weather and grave report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
#Cubs weather and grave report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Bleacher Bum Band! FREE! #Cubs postgame.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Not a prime deal. But I’m gonna be listening to the #Cubs game on this bad boy. amzn.to/4lmsMZe
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Sorry brah…Erin only said yes to being in the ladies room puking RumChata.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Fan of the game.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Sorry Brah Lauryn is rounding the bases with one of your groomsmen in the ladies room and puking RumChata.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The day you dream about all winter.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
If only Twitter had the same energy for actual abuse
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Thought this would be a good time to mention that Bleacher Bum Band is playing after Saturdays #Cubs game. FREE!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I feel as such.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Thanks @obviousshirts.bsky.social for making me the sexiest #Cubs fan at the #NoKings protest.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Have no fear, Assman is here!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
#Cubs RAWK
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
One of us is wearing pants, I swear.
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
How nice of them to Fly the W!
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
#Cubs weather report
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Son Ranto Rockett @sonrantoshow.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
#Cubs weather report
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