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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I got suspended from the Bad Place for suggesting that nazi salute girl ride the sui slide. I'm not sorry.

David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Doctors prescribing Zoloft should be way more clear about what happens if you stop taking it cold turkey. I ran out and took 2 weeks to fill it because of who I am at my very core, and I turned into an absolute monster.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Any of yall have experience in the Palm Springs/Joshua Tree part of California? Gonna be out there in April

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

It is, but it's fine lol. It's mostly healed up. I was rough housing with the dog, and I needed to clip her nails, so it's a little bit my fault. Those got done the following morning lol.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

And his idea of cool is stuff from the 00's

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

"Thanks for gifting us your party, you dumpy, dumb fucks!"

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

They gonna eat themselves! They go make eat themselves!

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Sure am, I own that kitchen and put out about 300,000 units a year from it.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

You know that feeling where you don't have a black eye yet but you can tell you're going to? That's where I'm at because my dog talks with her hands lol

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

My girl got a little too excited when we got home

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Hilarious how quickly "no tax on tips" disappeared. Dumb fuckin marks.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Tbf if we are attacked by pets, she's gonna really shine.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

How, exactly, would that slow immigration?

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Naming your guitar is lame. That is all.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

First track "1down" Like "1up!" Get it?!?!?!?

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I fell down after weird rabbit hole last night when I randomly wondered if they were trying to use non-newtonian fluids as body armor. They definitely are and I think people might have a fluid version of the personal forcefield from Dune in the future

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

"That's called a 'vegetable,' Donald."

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

They say ya like to dance by the light of the moon Well dance motherfucker, we'll be in Hell soon open.spotify.com/track/3zsfK2...

open.spotify.com

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

It's like a live action version of the opening cuts cutscene of Arkham Asylum

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Stop hypothetically one upping me!

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

When you come in to this mess and don't get to send a "who tf closed last night?!" Text because the answer is always you. You closed last night.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Prayer doesn't work, and the universe is random chaos. Duct tape a roll of quarters to each hand and get ready to fight.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

David Byrne is a super underrated vocalist. That's all.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The Hawk Tuah Girl is a prime example of what happens when you overspend on marketing and underspend on product development.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

He might have been on similar ground with the other guitar legends on that stage but none of them played with the same style and emotion. Prince's musicality is still unrivaled.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

If that was Ghostface instead of Luigi, I'd have already pre-ordered 10 copies

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

This would be the hardest album cover in the history of hip hop

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I just realized I have to been force fed a Nick Adams tweet in weeks.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Lol they're acting like he's the joker

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Medium is the most dangerous way to order Indian food because it means something different to literally every individual. You may get something a little too mild or you might get the surface of the sun.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

For real. There is no inherent damage done by being raised by same sex parents. There is absolutely inherent damage to being raised by a hateful piece of trash.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Hi, my name is David and I just started Christmas shopping.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Then do that. Respectability politics have been dead for a while now.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

This is why they aren't part of New England. Too dumb.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Jesus preached on a mound of dirt.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I'm making a porchetta, lemon risotto and bacon almond green beans

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Oh so you're just a whole pain in the ass?

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

An absolute shivering turd of a state trooper gave me a class E criminal summons for operating a vehicle that had suspended registration. However, it wasn't my car. I borrowed it to go fishing 5 miles from my house. The state dismissed the charges this AM. youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw?...

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Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (Official Video) [Explicit]

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

The same indifference I feel towards everyone based solely on their ethnicity/religion. I have no issues with them. Wish they would have voted differently, but that happens in a democracy.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Thats the most ignorant thing I've seen on here yet.

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