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David Twerkowitz

@sonofjam.bsky.social
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Anthropomorphic strawberry with a checkered past. Cannabis entrepreneur/Kushlord, former archeologist, angler, fan of most nerd media.

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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I got suspended from the Bad Place for suggesting that nazi salute girl ride the sui slide. I'm not sorry.
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
My girl got a little too excited when we got home
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"That's called a 'vegetable,' Donald."
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
When you come in to this mess and don't get to send a "who tf closed last night?!" Text because the answer is always you. You closed last night.
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I'm not even a little bit sorry lol
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My Golden, Sadie, has been very distraught since our Maine Coon cat, Evie, went missing 3 months ago. We adopted a Maine Coon mix kitten, Aelin, and Sadie has been very slow to accept her. I walked in on them cuddling for the first time. Figured I'd share with sweetness with the void.
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yo did I just see aliens? Or is this something kinds starling nonsense? I thought at one point it might be one of those things where people release paper lanterns or something but it's such a straight line. Once they reached a certain height they'd zip to the left like the wind caught them. #aliens
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
God help us all if she escapes
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Probably my last open water bass of the year, ice fishing is moving in like a big rig with no brakes. 2.8lb ~17" caught it jigging a black and blue big blade chatterbait with a matching chigger craw trailer over some sunken logs. Might still be able to snag some trout before ice. #fishing #maine
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David Twerkowitz @sonofjam.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My girls having a cuddle party to celebrate Aelin's (the white kitten) 90th day of life. Peggy (mini-dachshund) is 9 months old. Sadie (golden retriever) is seven but she's still a puppy at heart.
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