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Sylvain José Gautier

@sonofgautier.bsky.social

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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Ewan McGregor: Lots and Lots of Sex (The Island)

ALT: Ewan McGregor: Lots and Lots of Sex (The Island)

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Women love me 🤤

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The vow was to stay together till our death, Ingrid, not A death. 😒

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Whoa, whoa, whoa—

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

For the record, I hated the horse before the horse hated me.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

G a s p. "You would break that poor man's heart. Take that back."

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Me? Oh, no, no. Cook will do the cooking."

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We gotta come up with some stupid holiday where everyone gathers around the dinner table to eat roast demon turkey horse.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ah, I remember my first full-force slap...

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

@luinsgrace.bsky.social we gotta talk about your demon turkey.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My king, my hero ✊

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Anime Man's Tears of Joy

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Sylvain flaps a dismissive hand. "Relax, just tell them a horse farted. They'll probably believe it."

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"WOO-HOO! THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!" By the Goddess, there is debris flying everywhere! "...We should probably get back inside."

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

We're well into the summer season and haven't had a single wet t-shirt contest. What is this world coming to? 😕

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"That's not a portable weight." A little tinkering here, a little careful aiming there, a quick snap of his fingers... "It's—"

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Man Shoots Gun, Rocket Launcher Explosion

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

😘

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Never trust anyone who stands at dick biting height.

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Annette DNI

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Dtf anyone as long as I can spend the night at your place

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

LIONS PSA— avoid the kitchens at all cost for the next 3 hours. You're welcome, everyone. 😌✨

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

A portable weight, he says.

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David Rose's Iconic 'Ugh, Whatever' Moment

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"W– no, hang on, it wasn't supposed to... Shit. Gimme a sec." WHERE is he pulling this huge, hollow metal pole contraption out of?!

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

[ᴛɪᴄᴋ.ᴛɪᴄᴋ.ᴛɪᴄᴋ.ᴛɪᴄᴋ.ᴛɪᴄᴋ.ᴛɪᴄᴋ.ᴛ-] Check this out. [FLINGS the bomb off the balcony, where it lands with a meaty thud in the grass.] ... [And does nothing.]

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Very productive! Leif put a bunch of alchemists in a tower and let them run rampant. And they... [ᶜᵏ...ᵗᶦᶜᵏdigging through his pocket...ᵗᶦᶜᵏ...ᵗ] came up with this! [ᴋ...ᴛɪᴄᴋ...ᴛɪᴄᴋIT'S A BOMB💣 ᴛɪᴄᴋ...ᴛɪᴄᴋ]

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

[ᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. .. ᵗᶦᶜᵏ...ᵗᶦᶜ] Hang on, don't get ahead of me. Let's step out into the balcony.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Oh, this is much, much better than a duke-ish sparing. [ . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. ..ᵗᶦ] Might actually bolster our military for decades. For decades.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

No trouble at all this time, if you can believe it. [ᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . .ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . .ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗ] Shall we? I wanna show you something.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

@azurechivalry.bsky.social Hey, there's my favorite Your Majesty! You got a sec? [ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . . ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . .ᵗᶦᶜᵏ. . .ᵗᶦᶜᵏ]

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

She knows she's marrying a guy that lived off nothing but rats for like five years, right?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Rip to the future of Adrestia's cuisine 😔

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Not even the goddess can save us

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Annette Fantine Dominic ♡ @smallsorceress.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Your Benevolent Royal Highness You are dumb

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I hate you so much,

Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Your will to live?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Are we done with the giant doom bugs? Is that nightmare phase over?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I said I was coming back! 💢

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I'd rather die, thanks. 😊

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

What about non-constructive criticism?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Do you take constructive criticism?

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

@azurechivalry.bsky.social Are you still single? Say no.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

😒

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Gods, that is the heaviest middle name I've ever heard anyone get saddled with, woof ಥ‿ಥ

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

ExCUSE me, we did NOT finish that game! 💢

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

This is all Linhardt's fault.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

@luinsgrace.bsky.social hey babe,

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Oh shit oh fuck—

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I did not spend the last week poring through the rule book just to lose to this walking broccoli on hour three, babe. Have some faith in me.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Dammit Ingrid, he just unchecked himself.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Honey, you're distracting me. I'm trying to win here.

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Sylvain José Gautier @sonofgautier.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

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