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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver

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Always Yelling. Very Motivational. Furious at the world at large.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 20h
Mary Peltola released her anti-trans ad on September 21st. On that date, RCP's poll average had her leading 50.2% to incumbent Dan Sullivan's 48.1%. As of today, those numbers are 48.5% for Peltola, 47% for Sullivan. Really looks like going anti-trans gained Peltola absolutely nothing.
Screen cap from Real Clear Politics poll average page

Text: 2026 Alaska Senate - Sullivan vs Peltola

Top right box: Peltola 48.5 (+1.2), Sullivan 47.3
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20h
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 20h
What an end to Soph’s Portland career this could be 😬
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 21h
This is the most quintessentially American thing I can imagine.
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 22h
70s SHIELD/Avengers villain group and not Moon Knight nemesis, boooo
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baseball rules
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmfao Manny
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAAAAAAAAAAAA Yankees lose!
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😬😬😬😬😬
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Justice for Tony Tarasco
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a fucking game. What a stupid fucking ending by the Liberty
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La Girafe @lashawndab.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
This game #WNBA
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Steve Willis Referees Intense Boxing Match
Alt: Steve Willis Referees Intense Boxing Match
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marine Fauthoux HUGE three to tie the game. I believe that is a new career high for her, 17 points. The French rookies this year have been incredible #WNBA
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reese setting up JJ for a german suplex but no foul. Sure
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These foul calls on Atlanta are as bad as New York’s FT attempts. Wise man once said:
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Rasheed Wallace: Ball Don't Lie
Alt: Rasheed Wallace shouting “Ball Don't Lie!”
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New York vs. Atlanta rules dude
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope Oiwa wins (he won’t)
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol. Lmao even.
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is Wednesday, my dudes
Covers of the weekly comic book haul from Phantom of the Attic in Pittsburgh’s Oakland neighborhood
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t believe that god awful third ended the game tbh
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe the worst quarter of basketball I’ve ever seen the Liberty play. Totally broken by Atlanta’s defense.
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New York with roughly infinity turnovers in the third
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
17-2 run. Woof.
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probs could start the second half better, Libs
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Bats don’t have salary restrictions. 2010s LA Galaxy ass club
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know everyone knows this but Angel Reese is so good man holy shit. Her vs. Jones on the glass is gonna be so fun to watch this series
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sab going to the tough areas for her baskets so far. Hope the drives open up 3s for her later
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People will roll their eyes at this over the combination of The Atlantic and the "well well if it isn't the consequences of my vote" genre but it's good that he feels this kind of shame, that's how a human should feel and Trump's power is built on people with no remaining capacity for it
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey it’s that scoreline!
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyway Rob Vilahamn looks like discount Henry Rollins
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stupid fucking sport anyway
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woof
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Pardeep Cattry @pcattry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
welcome to this very serious game that included an inflatable with branding I was completely unfamiliar with until reading an email two days ago! #USMNT
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, she yanked the shit outta her hair
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yuki Arai haters remaining firmly in the dust! What a match! Show of the year contender!
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s Bee time!
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BIG HARU WITH A BELT! AAAHHH!
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one stops a match cold quite like Yamashita. Running skull kick hell yeah. Endo sold it like hell too
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get her Endo!
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That ripped. Shoko always delivers and great to see Zara back
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope Liger gets streamers
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let VENYU into the tag title match and give them the belts, imo
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Owl with a Bowtie, Certified Meal Haver @sonofcrunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah that rocked
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