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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

getting rushed at the mystery box by peter oberacker's dead nazi grandpa

Peter Oberacker post that says "I debated on whether to post this picture, my grandfather ludwig oberacker who gave his life for his country. i salute all who served." where the photo of oberacker's nazi grandpa is replaced with a nazi from call of duty zombies

Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

insane, ignorant statement to make: on brandon flowers' flamingo: - hard enough - playing with fire - was it something i said - the clock was tickin - jacksonville - on the floor 2.0 on battle born: - heart of a girl - from here on out on the desired effect: - diggin up the heart

guy said: "It doesn't help that he has suddenly assumed the stereotypical country-singer dialect, complete with the twangiest drawl. It's an affectation that has never emerged in the Killers' hefty discography, and its abrupt appearance here feels a tad too convenient."

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

can you imagine publishing this under your honest to goodness full government name on the internet for everyone to see? like am i overreacting or is this psychotic?

I once had to reject a candidate for being too good.

At least that's what we told ourselves.

She was the strongest person the hiring team interviewed. Nobody disputed that.

Then the concerns started.
"She'll get bored."
"She won't stay long."
"She's overqualified."

And eventually, the one nobody wanted to say out loud:

"What happens if she wants my job?"

So we passed. We hired someone who felt "safer".

The safer hire struggled.

The role stayed half-filled for months.

And we spent the next year looking for the kind of person we had already found, but rejected.

I've watched versions of this happen more times than I can count.

A team writes a job description asking for someone exceptional.

Then gets uncomfortable when exceptional actually shows up.

We say we want people who will challenge the team... then worry they'll challenge the team.

We say we want someone who can grow... then worry they'll grow too fast.

Overqualified is just a word we use when a candidate makes us nervous.

Looking back, we had plenty of opinions about her.

What we didn't have was any real evidence of how she actually worked.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

私は青い空に日本語でポストをするまた私のポストがよくないです

a graphic that says "sonic the hedgehog" in japanese with sonic giving a thumbs up

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

profound that as time went on the room for friends got smaller. as if to comment on the nature of the profound loneliness one finds in 2026. the warm embrace of a sporadically arranged family room reduced to the harsh angles and isolation of modernity in the post-covid era.

Tweet from Patrick Mata that says:

Xbox has an "Xbox Eras" space at XboxFanFest this year for every generation of console. Too much nostalgia.

a set made to look like an 00s game room or basement. a plush, ugly burgundy couch with a light tan wood coffee table. a black folding chair and tv tray with a corded phone on it. a bright green bean bag. a wooden entertainment system with magazines and cds and an xbox and a crt tv. an image of the place your heart longs to go

a single modern chair. it has cushions but no arm rest. a matching stool. a gaming chair by a small desk with an ultra wide monitor. a TV is mounted on the wall with a mini fridge stocked with orange fanta. it is soulless, ikea vibes.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Super Mario 65 - Coming this November

A Tweet from Geoff Keighley that reads: "Today's final announcement at #SummerGameFest Will be a single player, narrative game."

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Palantir doing some crazy shit around neurodivergence that is like, comically dystopian. Vaguely uncomfortable that as an autistic guy this is the first tweet on my "For you" tab even though I never use Twitter or look at Autism/ADHD stuff on Twitter [1]. [1] though it is a nintendo fan account so

Twitter screenshot that shows a Palantir tweet that reads "Palantir embraces the neurodivergent. Join us."

Neurodivergent individuals will play a disproportionate role in shaping the future of America and the West. They see past performative ideologies and perceive beauty in the world that still exists — which technology and art can expose.

The current LLM tech landscape positions them to dominate. Pattern recognition. Non-linear thinking. Hyperfocus. The cognitive traits that make the neurodivergent different are precisely what make them exceptional in an AI-driven world.

Palantir is launching the Neurodivergent Fellowship as a recruitment pathway for exceptional neurodivergent talent. This is not a diversity initiative. We believe neurodivergent individuals will have a competitive advantage as elite builders of the next technological era, and we're hiring accordingly for all roles.

This program is designed for those who think differently, and that's the point. Whether you're self-taught, formally educated, or somewhere in between, we're looking for builders who can see patterns others miss and solutions others overlook.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Emergency Room? No thanks - there's only one place I'll get medical care:

a nondescript strip-mall building with the name "Quick Care"

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

if you are trying to find the line between what you want to do and war crimes, you are probably just committing war crimes

The president’s increasingly dire warnings come after he has suggested strikes would hit bridges, desalination plants and energy targets — which could include civilian infrastructure that, if attacked deliberately, could constitute a war crime. Pentagon war planners are revising a list of energy sites, POLITICO previously reported, strikes can target to include ones that provide fuel for civilians and the military as a likely workaround to avoid war crime accusations.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

the italian waiter when he's clearing room for entrees but sees we're still working on the bread

a trump post that reads "KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?"

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

HOLY SHIT STARFOX IN THE MARIO GALAXY MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK

STARFOX IN THE MARIO GALAXY MOVIE ON A POSTER AH

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

i can't believe kamala harris would do this to us!

A tweet from Stephen Miller that reads:

KAMALA WILL SEND YOUR SONS TO WAR

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

greenland? my brother in christ if you're worried about people who can't find access to health care send that boat back to louisiana ASAP if greenland is in trouble, louisiana is wiley coyote enjoying the fresh air outside of an anvil factory

trump post that reads:

"Working with the fantastic governor of louisiana jeff landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. it's on the way!!!"

with a picture of a boat

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

seeing the prince andrew arrest is one of those things where it's like - man what are we (the US) doing here? like sure, all of the idealistic "what america can be" conversation but in this present moment? we are fucking cooked chat. trump is absolutely a pedo, but the entire system is compromised

sonic the hedgehog on a sega themed snowboard - it's a png so there's no background. it's not really related to the post but ostensibly this account needs to hold some thread of connection to its original purpose as a sonic the hedgehog parody account and so here it is.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

This is true generally but is also why the video poker machines with physical buttons are so necessary. They ground me in the present moment, and give me the strength to carry on. Max bet Jacks or Better while chain smoking Camel Blues and drinking free Bacardi and Cokes is an act of resistance.

stock photo of a bank of video poker machines

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Need the Clintons to Pokémon go for the jugular. Burn the whole thing down Bill!

A tweet from Hillary Clinton that reads:

"So let's stop the games.

If you want this fight @RepJamesComer, let's have it--in public.

You love to talk about transparency. There's nothing more transparent than a public hearing, cameras on.

We will be there."

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

you know who's not in the epstein files? hunter biden.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:

an image of fire kirby that reads "Kirby Says Abolish Ice"

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Pillsbury releasing the Mario Galaxy Yoshi Egg ready-to-eat sugar cookies on the same day as the national general strike is diabolical timing. With that said, fuck ICE - I will wait until tomorrow. Even the most important things can wait if it means spiting the fascists.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck ICE!

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!

Sonic the Hedgehog jumps in front of a Sunny Blue Sky

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

my new years resolution is 800x600 am i right fellas?

windows xp green hill desktop background also known as "bliss"

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Come hang out with me for a New Years Eve Eve Extravaganza!

You're Invited

Nintendo Alert's New Years Eve Eve Extravaganza

The Thirtieth of December
Six O'Clock in the Evening PT

www.twitch.tv/nintendoalert

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

You know what they say: MO Money, MO Problems

A Ground News Graphic that has a Chinese flag with the caption: "CHINA SUES STATE OF MISSOURI FOR $50BILLION DOLLARS"

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

cracking into a fine vintage drink this sunday morning. exp 4/22/24

a can of mountain dew game fuel citrus cherry, halo edition

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Please share this with any scalper communities you may be aware of:

Troll Screenshot:

Olive Garden, Darden Brands announce "Cards, Collectibles, & Comfort Food" Cyber Monday Promotion

ORLANDO, FL - This Cyber Monday, Olive Garden is teaming up with The Pokémon Company, and Topps - two iconic, generation spanning brands - for a Cyber Monday event that brings families together, and off their screens.

Beginning on Cyber Monday, December 1st, the first 25 guests at each of Olive Garden's locations across the United States will be eligible to purchase up to four Pokémon™ Mega Evolution Elite Trainer Box Products and up to four 2025 Topps Holiday Baseball Advent Calendars at a promotional rate of $20.25 each with the purchase of a regular priced entrée.

"Since taking the helm as President of Olive Garden earlier this year, I've been obsessed with finding ways to provide value to our guests and help bring families together to create unforgettable moments over a meal." said Olive Garden President John Wilkerson. "To that end, Pokémon and Topps were natural partners - both brands have created core memories for our guests across multiple generations. We're excited to give our guests the opportunity to make those memories in our restaurants this holiday season."

The promotion runs at all participating Olive Garden locations while supplies last.

About Olive Garden

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Weewooweewoo! I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos. Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever! Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!

sonic wearing a cop hat in a star with japanese text and the sega 1991 copywrite

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Hi friends! It is almost time for my yearly tradition of generating an Olive Garden Black Friday hoax and posting it on reseller forums. In 2021 I managed to get people to line up at an Olive Garden at like 4am and derailed an entire Discord server and I've been chasing that high ever since.

Olive Garden website page with top navigation (“Menu,” “Order Now,” “Join Waitlist,” “Careers,” “Find Restaurant,” “Login”) and shopping-bag icon. Main content block titled “Recent News” shows headline “OLIVE GARDEN INTRODUCES FIRST EVER BLACK FRIDAY IN-STORE EVENTS” with subhead “HOT BREADSTICKS AND HOTTER DEALS.” Body text (Orlando, Fla., Nov. 20, 2021) announces 4:00 AM Black Friday in-store events where customers can buy PlayStation 5 and Xbox consoles, including limited-edition Halo Series X, and enjoy unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. A “HOT BREADSTICKS, HOTTER DEALS PROMOTION” list states: 50 consoles per location, each at MSRP, and console purchase includes a free basket of breadsticks at participating locations. Right sidebar labeled “Olive Garden Media Relations” shows contact, Local Advertising, and Guest Relations fields redacted with red bars, plus links for “Investor Relations” and “New Restaurants.”

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Discovered there was a very cool Mario Kart x Tag Heuer collaboration watch made in 2022 and found it on DHgate. It arrived yesterday and it is now the coolest watch I own

a chronograph watch by tag heuer. the dial is carbon fiber and has a small mario character on one of the subdials. the date window has a mario kart banana in it. the bezel is black and silver and says "Mario Kart" in the upper right quadrant. the band is black leather stamped to look like tire tread with red stitching.

a side view shows the crown of the watch which is silver and features a red M

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

i printed some variation of this image off the family computer and took it in to school to show my friends in grade school during that ALCS - magical time

a-rod slapping the ball but someone photoshopped the hamburger helper glove on his hand

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Nothing is more captivating than local politics.

Holyoke Councilor, who fled sex charges to fight for Russia, seeks to vote in November election

Masslive

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Vladimir Guerrero Jr, after eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs, opens his post-game interview with David Ortiz with Ortiz' own "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" catchphrase Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.

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