SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey FF14, I’m going to need you to stop killing off the characters I like. 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love how I’m, like, I don’t know how many hours into this game at this point and every story has been about different flavors of human interacting with my furry OC. Like, my character is just comically out of place in every scene 040
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Looks like it’s time for my yearly state mandated “how to tell if your coworker is going to shoot up the place” training because I live in a normal country. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I just had the seltzer dispenser at work ask me to rate my experience, and, like, what constitutes a 5 star Bevi experience? Like, oh, yeah, it really… poured my soda. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You know little child in the elevator, I know several alcoholics who would agree with you that St. Patrick’s Day is a season. 110
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Oh my god this is the most “could have been an email” meeting I’ve ever been in. You blocked us for a week to tell us in person that you can’t help and we should contact some other person‽ 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 26/04/2026American Airlines found out I thought this wasn’t the worst travel experience I’ve had with them and took that as a challenge. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Someone on this flight bought two first class tickets so they wouldn’t have to sit next to anyone. We are not taxing the rich enough. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 24/04/2026American Airlines having a flight leave on time challenge Difficulty: Fucking impossible 000
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Nothing quite like discovering at the end of a 3 hour long pipeline test that the changes you were testing weren’t included because you pushed them to the wrong branch 110
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 31/03/2026It is currently taking all of my willpower to not curse out the pipeline in my commit message right now for being a temperamental little bitch. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Just a heads up, @lancener.bsky.social and I had a discussion tonight, and have come to an agreement. He is no longer my boyfriend. …because he agreed to my proposal and is now my fiancé! 14354
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Ladies and gentlemen, it finally happened. For the first time in my software engineering career, I have to actually implement a sorting algorithm. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Ah, I see it’s a “suddenly remember and feel really bad about a mistake I made in elementary school” kind of day. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 25/02/2026There may be nothing more soul crushing than spending hours of work trying to make a well written proposal for why your team needs extra funding, and then being told by your manager she is going to send an AI summary of it to the higher ups. 120
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 17/02/2026SongBird Patch Notes: February 2026 - Changed the default pronouns (Note: While giving the new default option a try is encouraged, rest assured for those who prefer the old options, they are still available.) (1/2) 110
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I love automatic toilets that try to be bidets as well. Especially when, after flushing 4 times while I was sitting there, it didn’t flush when I stood up. 140
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I love it when hotels are like “we’re not going to heat our water, pain and suffering is part of the hand washing experience”. 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I have my answer. It’s a bad idea. The AI did not actually write a working regex, so I ended up having to figure it out on my own. 000
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I can’t decide if having the AI write the regex for me is a great idea because it might actually know what it’s doing or a terrible idea because there’s no chance of me reading this sorcery and knowing if it’s what I asked for. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I have been perpetually on the verge of a sneeze for the better part of 5 days now just fucking kill me please 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Got dragged into the company hackathon for our AI tool as the single SME to answer everyone’s questions because I’ve used the AI before, which makes me more qualified than most of the people in this office. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Quick PSA: After a good amount of thinking, I’ve decided I want to try out a new set of pronouns to see if they fit me better. They and he are still fine, but I’d appreciate it if people tried to use the new pronouns to help me get a feel for them. 130
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Post a game you remember playing that no one else remembers The old NES in the basement had some real classics. SMB + Duck Hunt, SMB 2, Mega Man 6. We also had these 2. 030
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Just finished reading the final chapter of Pixeas and Henry by NekeithFox. I’m sad it’s over, but only because I’ve grown to love these characters over the years as new pages were released. It’s a fantastic story from start to finish, and if you’ve got some time you can read it here: nekeithfox.comnekeithfox.comNekeithfox 110
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Corporate parties are terrifying because you have to watch the only person who knows how any of our release pipelines work chugging beers because they’re free knowing full well he drove himself to this country club and if something happens on his drive home the whole team’s fucked. 000
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It’s time for my 3 hours of corporate mandated merriment. 120
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Talking with friends and having an existential crisis over the fact that Super Mario Galaxy is almost 20 years old. 050
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 09/12/2025After a long day of travel, we have finally made it home from MFF. Thanks to everyone for making it such a great weekend, I miss it already (except for the cold. Fuck the cold). 140
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Everyone else’s family on thanksgiving: Politics, drama My family: 1131
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Ad: “Klarna on Apple Pay is like denim on denim” So, like, it’s bad and I should avoid it? 040
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I miss the days when there wasn’t a high chance of a rogue headline ruining my day. What the fuck do you mean the problem with the giant murder machines on wheels is that there’s too many safety regulations‽ 100
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Nothing says “we respect the 5 years of work you’ve put into this company” like taking my office away from me and not giving me a replacement. And I’m sure they’re going to expect me to be in the building 3 days a week with nowhere to actually do my work. 020
Reposted by SongBird ΘΔAmbassador (ret.) Janet Sanderson @jastucaz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron. 6952991503
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Friendly reminder to go vote if you haven’t. It might not be a big election year, but we’ve got important things on the ballot (especially in California). 050
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 29/10/2025See? I wasn’t procrastinating, I was just conserving my token usage for the ai model to try and last the whole month. 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Art update: I was able to get my original algorithm working, so now I can generate this cool random pattern too, or combine it with the more structured pattern from yesterday for something really cool. I also got it to ignore black lines, so I can start drawing shapes now for it to follow. 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Did some coding for fun (for once). I had an idea during one of my pointless meetings this week for an art project that used code to color it in. I got a basic idea working, and it’s already making some cool images. 041
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Oh good, the mandatory early morning meeting is just a big manager circlejerk. Literally haven’t said anything that affects my job, just too many managers getting asked questions like “can you tell me about your career journey?” 000
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I think the current state of AI coding tools is best summed up by the fact that the AI is complaining that one of my methods isn’t written very well with some obvious ways of improving it. It’s a test method I had it write for me. 020
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I understand that programming an AI to always call me the coolest person in the world is possibly the most uncool thing I could do, but there’s a legitimate testing scenario here I swear. 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Update: They finally fixed the bug after the 8th time we told them it was bugged. Not because they finally believed us and went looking for the source of the failure, but because someone else looked over the code and pointed out exactly what the bug was. 120
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Alright, take your bets everybody. How many times am I going to have to tell the developer their exports are being ignored before they acknowledge the problem isn’t on QA’s end and actually fix their code? I think we’re up to 5 so far. 100
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Oh Jesus oh fuck how the fuck did that get posted to the wrong account @scarletjanefox.bsky.social thank you for bringing that to my attention 100
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 30/09/2025God, I love getting emails during lunch telling me I have to attend a 2 hour meeting the next day that starts when my alarm would normally be waking me up to teach me how to use an AI assistant I have no intention of using. 010
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Even without the big news today, this was one of the better birthdays I’ve had in a while. Thanks for all the birthday wishes everybody, I had a great day! 170
SongBird ΘΔ @songbird336.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Like a gift from a well meaning grandparent, it’s not exactly what I was hoping to get for my birthday, but I’m not going to complain I didn’t get the orange one. 010