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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 13/04/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump depicted as a Doctor (just kidding, he’s Jesus in this AI slop)

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 13/04/2026

I work in a coworking space a lot… but that doesn’t mean it has to be dreary. #flowers #spring

MacBook, coffee in a stemware glass, spring flowers in a pink vase.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 12/02/2026

I am getting better at graphic design. One of the many hats of a small business owner. 🤠

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 29/12/2025

From John Roberts himself, no less.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 09/12/2025

Portland in the winter is gorgeous- you just need the right perspective. #pdx

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 12/11/2025

What is even happening…

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 14/10/2025

Marketing copy on Q-Tips boxes. I think this is a good use for AI. We’ve said everything there is to say here. Let the robots handle it.

QTip box with marketing copy about endless possibilities.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 24/09/2025

An email I received this morning. 👀

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 19/09/2025

I walked through hell this morning, aka downtown Portland Oregon, with the dog.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 05/08/2025

This week’s window sign

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 04/07/2025

Reddit is fun sometimes…

Reddit thread, OP says they can’t do politics because they are unattractive and not smart, I say “counterpoint, have you seen Trump”

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 04/07/2025

This is where I go to get away from the horrors of the world.

Balcony plants on a city street. Peaceful.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 04/07/2025

Well. If nothing else you have me. Your friendly neighborhood gay weirdo who sometimes posts stuff other than the apocalypse. :)

Relaxed black cat on white sofa. She’s kind of a bitch but we love her.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 29/06/2025

I offer this as proof that people will argue over anything.

Plastic cup, with some water in it. Either half full or half empty.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 26/06/2025

Screen shot for whenever they delete the article.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 20/06/2025

How do you distinguish ICE from a Taliban Militia?

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 14/06/2025

Got my sign ready for tomorrow!! (Front and back)

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 12/06/2025

Never underestimate the DNC’s ability to clench defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 31/05/2025

West is done with my workweek, ready for the weekend.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 30/05/2025

The last couple of window signs.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 26/04/2025

The current window sign.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 24/04/2025

As much stuff as I've bought from Apple, there ought to be a "Lifetime Achievement Award" with a free cellular iPad Mini 7 as a prize. Fine... I just really want an iPad Mini 7 and can't justify the cost to my better half. I got AI to make me a totally awesome award certificate anyway though. 😜

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 23/04/2025

This week’s window sign.

Sign with moveable plastic letters that says “ICE is for cocktails, not cruelty”

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 23/04/2025

Dash would like you to know that working is overrated.

Light color dog on white carpet, plants behind him and he’s very cute.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 18/04/2025

A little hiking today With the amazing @zimmerchicken.bsky.social in Forest Park #PDX

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 09/04/2025

Yup. And if you buy the drive and enclosure, it literally just snaps together and works.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 05/04/2025

My sign and a few others from Hands Off #pdx

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 18/03/2025

Welp. Getting final expense policies in the mail. I guess it’s official… OLD.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 11/03/2025

He’s got to get it just right for the nap. 😴

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 09/03/2025

I was worried I was going out too much the last couple weeks… but PDX coming through in the “save money” weather week.

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Jay Metcalf @somohapian.com · 22/02/2025

And in case you were wondering if maybe they did know it wasn't about DEI and thought it was because 'science sucks' - here's the paragraph right before that list:

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