somf @somfin.bsky.social · 16hOne of the greatest video game stories ever written is about piloting a deeply hungover, divorced, schizophrenic detective through an Estonian DnD group's strange mid-apocalyptic game world and trying to get him to dance with his partner, a closeted petrolhead. AI can never generate a Cuno. 010
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 16hWhich is wild, because if you look at them strictly as fights (imagine pitching them to a producer) they kinda suck, but the actual experience of piloting your chunky main character into the pixel perfect combat dance is so beautiful 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 16hOr a subscription to a game that looks and sounds like a lower end mobile game 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 16hThe only way it survives long term is a vast number of purchasers who drop off very quickly. 100
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 17hPeople talk a big game about the la-mulana puzzles but I think the extremely specific, *slow,* platforming where one pixel makes all the difference was the genuine highlight of that game 100
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 18hSo in order to keep this game alive it's going to need to bring in $1000 net per day forever. This cost scales up per user. 110
Reposted by somfKayin @kayin.moe · 09/10/2026Someone just reblogged this on tumblr with this tag and I just fucking died I've been on this shit for over a decade and it's only getting worse 982720811
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Geralt: Behold, the Useless Dipshit, a card that sucks and is only good as a sacrifice bluff Random Guy: Hey, that's me Geralt: Probably a coincidence 0204
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't know if folks know this, but the thing Bier is describing is a felony. 000
Reposted by somfButlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf 9963512479
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is the most baffling quiz I've ever seen. So many questions that are so deep in the sauce they don't realise that they are entirely nonsensical. 0140
Reposted by somfMolly White @molly.wiki · 06/10/2026“You are infringing on the time and brainpower of people by pushing "your" content that little/no of your brainpower went into” is such a banger 5859155
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guy who sees schools as The Place Where He Can Find Children 020
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We could solve so many problems by just imposing a rule "the statements and works produced by a chatbot are, legally, the personal statements and works of everyone with voting shares in the company controlling that chatbot." 000
Reposted by somfshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit 7057051026
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There is a variety of small C conservative guy that is a genuine selfish hard worker asshole and those guys are predictable, understandable, and usually have a startling amount of individual empathy. Union Man types. 070
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now I'm wondering if my extremely unusual last name (~6 people have it in the entire world and it is so Ellis Islanded that it no longer has a cultural origin) is why I don't get scam calls 180
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Listen I've talked to enough AI adherents about their output to know that Claude Whining is very common 000
Reposted by somfJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 2096871423
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An aspect of it might be people looking to the past for a time when things were "better" and then having to grapple with finding stuff that was, in fact, worse. The bravery is in facing that and deciding to make art out of it instead of power washing the grime off. 020
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I respect them as "oh my god my wife is so hot" movies. Not in any other way. 011
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey you better also be hacking random servers and pretending to mine Bitcoin in there young man, or I'm going to have to take away your vc funding 000
Reposted by somfIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...store.steampowered.comDressmaker on SteamBecome a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking. 291360404
Reposted by somfCollie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seeing the ease and beauty of farm to table game development behind the bars of my industrial Jira hell. 2779105
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been describing him as "little brother energy" in that he's a big sweetie and a cascading series of fuckups and anyone who raises a hand against him deserves everything they get 110
Reposted by somfEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot 6954531570
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As a universe it is too earnest and straightforward to be ironic or sarcastic, but vicious self-critique is an avenue it can still use, and should. 0130
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Star Wars is best when it is about something applicable to the real world, it is worst when it is about other Star Wars stories (KOTOR 2's Kreia being the exception) 2190
Reposted by somfIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189803987
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I found the opposite- you sometimes can't pursue a specific theory because a setup doesn't happen, but you can always push something interesting forward until well into the postgame 030
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Christ, Resident Evil is such a fucking good time at the movies. Funny but not insistent on it, knows how to do terror and horror. Bloody, meaty, boney, but it isn't fascinated with gore. The protagonist is radiating little brother energy in the best way. 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is, as far as I can tell, the only use of an em-dash by Reuters in its entire posting history on bsky. Their standard for this would be to either break the headline into two sentences, or use a semicolon, or a normal hyphen. The em-dash is being deliberately deployed here. 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People are saying you have AI side projects that you don't want to talk about. What's going on there? 1100
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026speaking as a gameplay programmer, I'd be like "hell yeah it does dude" 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026one of the first games I ever had to put down because while it was fun it was also gigantic on a level I wasn't quite vibing with. Absolutely value for money there. 010
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally the inverse of the Cybersmith Beard, if they kissed it'd make one roadie 030
Reposted by somfOsaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 17/09/2026boring people should be exposed to ideas and art that make them uncomfortable only when someone becomes some sort of esoteric pervert, are they really complete to ignore the libidinal is to be half a person 521362
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's art that people who aren't in the space have trouble seeing as such, much like poetry, noise music, and dada 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So starting with seven means that the games just get better and better if I keep going? Fabulous 130
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Also there were some pictures of monkeys involved, but they're not as important as the wet jeans pushup guy, who is the reason half of the country has diarrhoea. Also a bunch of twenty year old Nazis were allowed to reprogram the bank computer and we're all hoping they didn't break it. 000
somf @somfin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Man, Luxon has really mistaken ignorance for power hasn't he 000