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@somewhatcyclops.bsky.social
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She / her Stitch Witch, Data Punk, Woman of Arts and Letters. Tarot Philosopher. Craft Enabler. TTRPG enthusiast. Baby crone. General: medium.com/@somewhatcyclops No DM's

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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My Take.
A pocket with imagery from Midsommar.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Needs a zipper
Finished dress of crinkled purple crepe and pink crystal organza .
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Working on neighbor kid's Halloween dress
Very tectured purpley crepe floof
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Colorado has not released product pictures of the Craft (StayCon) cannabis product being recalled, but has admitted that there are already adverse events being caused. THIS IS THE PRODUCT PLEASE CHECK THE RECALL. drive.google.com/file/d/1Aw1V... #cannabis #cannabissafety
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moving again - back to Pittsburgh. If you know of any non-evil landlords who need a good tenant with a great husband and sweet cocker spaniel LMK.
A beautiful black and white American cocker spaniel smiling at the camera. Her name is Miss Moira Rose.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#embroidery #movies #midsommar #18thcenturypocketses
Embroidered 18th century pocket inspired by Ari Aster's Midsommar. Includes a sun, Harga Affekt runes, a maypole and May Queen, and sacrificial hut.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
True.
Caption says: Inside you there are two wolves. They are both muppets. Pictured are Rolf the Dog from Muppet show and Barklay from Sesame Street.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Meme says "What the rest of the US looks like to the rest of the world" and it's a chubbier than normal Ronald Mc Donald with a gun.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
showerthoughtsofficial
The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

willow-wanderings
it's 3lbs, not 8. also it's not really meat, it's mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb.
And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren't actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going "dude, i heard a weird noise and i'm 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor's cat which hasn't actually died yet" would be just as expected as anything else.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
My GOODNESS>
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Lesley Groff, Epstein assistant, to Epstein - Joscha Bach is asking me to purchase a ticket to your island from Puerto Rico on jan 5 or 6 . . .
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Another document in the continued "Why did the case against Lesley Groff end" files.
an email from (redacted) that says good morning Jeffrey! Can i ask Lesley to make an apointment to gynecologist for me? i need to have
prescriptions to buy the pills
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is very transparent. From www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
The only thing legible is an incoming wire transfer from leon black for 500,000.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
From the Epstein files: "is there a gynecologist that we normally use for the girls?" Answer: "S Yale and Romoff " Of course, this physician practice, as mandatory reporters, reported the abuse of these girls, right? RIGHT?
> Hey Bella...is there a gynecologist that we normally use for the girls? I need
to make en appt.... 

S Yale and Romoff
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Deepak Chopra and his friend Jeffrey Epstein's correspondence is interesting.
From Epstein's Email: 

On Tue, Dec 27, 2016 at 8:37 AM, Deepak Chopra
wrote:
Oh boy !
I have to go 4th to Chicago to teach the Bulls to meditate Back 6th I would like to show you a meditation you will enjoy
On soaring Creative Intelligence and going beyond all constructs ??? 

On Dec 27, 2016, at 8:40 AM, jeffrey E. wrote:
back on the 10th again. otherwise skype? who is roth the tm guru

Deepak Chopra responded:
Bobby Roth is an old friend
He now works for David Lynch
They are TM fanatics
When we meet I shall share my saga with them I should be here on the lath Let's meet ?
Deepak Chopra
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"did you really take a shower in krauss room in arizona ??? "
An exchange from the Epstein files, it is an argument about a girl who took a shower in 'krauss' room in arizona.'
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Today's a good day to be a Linux User," the image declares. Below it, a picture of Linus Torvalds giving the finger, saying "You know who isn't  on the files?"
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A picture of Waffle house with a tweet exchange over it.

Carl: waffle house is nasty. terrible cooks, idiot staff.

Waffle House: 
Please come say this to our face. Any location will do (Smiley emoticon)
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Within days they will post it here: voterrecords.com Who owns this database?
Registratnt contact for voterrecords.com shows that all of the data is redacted - every field, excpet the mailing address, which includes "Data Redacted, FL"
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Grover from Sesame Street wearing a 'FUCK ICE' red sweatshirt.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The gadsden flag, with the snake licking a boot, labeled *LICK*
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Niall Stanage's Wikipedia page, demonstrating that this edit was made today. The only difference between the page now and the prior edit is the 'Occupation' of 'Left Wing Activist' in place of 'Journalist.'
Wikiepedia's side by side difference view between tonight's edit and what the page was before - the only difference is in the removal of 'journalist' to be replaced with 'left wing activist',
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Like I can literally see how lucrative all of this is for you. www.quiverquant.com/congresstrad...
Image showing Total Volume of stocks traded by Morgan McGarvey by year.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Me in my new handspun 'sleeves'
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Group shot
Brightly colored silk ends, a provocative looking dealgan, three colors of roving, some brightly colored yarn on back
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Awwww A sneak peek? It's not finished at all, not blocked, just raw off the needles.
A blurple (combination of blue and purple) very homespun looking sweater draped oh-so-casually over the back of a chair as if it wasn't just furiously, obsessively knit.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Knitting a tether of domesticity while watching Kaz make some great sense outta Frankenstein. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gton...
A cabled sock being knitted, it's a hand dyed pink. In the background, an unhinged version of Frankenstein's creature rendered in Cabbage Patch Form vowing its revenge from Kaz Rowe's video on Frankenstein.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Something similar to 'Aimless 44's Aran Crimson Peak' variation on the sweater. I'll knit it in all white and do an ombre' dye on it, probably from delphinium blue to black.
A person wearing a cabled sweater -it has dramatic leg of mutton sleeves and is a pullover. It's a variation on Alice Starmore's Eala Bhan that is knitted by Aimless 44. The project page is here: https://www.ravelry.com/projects/Aimless44/eala-bhan
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Screen shot from MCR's 'The Black Parade' with a sign saying 'Starved to Death in a Land of Plenty'
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Cujo, recently.
An old chihuahua dachshund being cuddled (gently)
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Cujo's favorite thing has always been sleep.
A small black and tan chihuahua dachshund sleeping with an arm thrown over a blanket.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Happy Gotcha Day to Cujo, who joined our family 11/17/2008.
A tiny, wet chihuahua dachshund wrapped in a towel. He's a baby with little floppy ears.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
A cabled sock still being knit on top of a transcription of its pattern because I don't have a working printer but I do have graph paper.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
A sock that isn't fully knit yet with the needles still in it. Its in bare colored wool and has a lot of cabled textures, with a buddha stitch marker.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Remember that corset I made? Here it is! @ltuhura.bsky.social
Victorian underwear being modeled in front of a lovely fireplace.

Gosh that's a really lovely corset with exceptional sewing! Which is exactly why I'm posting. I hand drafted and sewed this corset - my first ever for someone who wasn't me!
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
She IS. We gave her a haircut her second day and she wasn't a huge fan, but we could see her little face. She's adorable and has me wrapped around her pretty puppy paw already (she's 7 but doesn't act it)
Miss Moira, a beautiful little black  with a puppy cut and a perfectly adorable little white chin and a single white toe.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Have you met the new dog I have? Moira? She has fans.
A far too fluffy black cocker spaniel with a not-rawhide chew (pork chomp!) between her pretty fluffy feet, contemplating the cookie someone left for her. She believes it is a good likeness, and thus ate it with relish.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can make all the logical moves you want, but at some point the pigeon is gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
*gasp*
You're approved to run games on StartPlaying!
Hey there, Somewhat Cyclops.

Thanks again for applying to be a Game Master on StartPlaying. We're excited to let you know that your application has been approved! 🎉
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This meme talks about one part of it, but I think we're just dealing with the word 'news' not meaning 'news' and what they talk about in all of the media is about as full of real news as that coffeemate is full of pumpkin.
Stage One, picture of a pumpkin. Initially the sign (image or representation) is a reflection of basic reality. 
Stage Two: picture of a pumpkin pie. The sign masks a basic reality. The image becomes a distortion of reality. 
Stage Three: A pumpkin spice latte. The sign marks the ABSENCE of basic reality. the image calls into question what the reality is and if it even exists.
Stage Four: The sign bears no relation to any reality whatsoever, it is its own pure simulacrum.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Completed corset and the mess made to get there
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Done
Completed corset
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Boned.
Boned corset
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Gorezzzzzzz
Gores have been sewn into the corsets bust
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The most stressful cut in the corset is this one, it's a warm up for the most stressful operation, which comes at the very end - grommeting. Why are these stressful? Easy to fuck up hours of work.
There's definitely waist tape.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Corset: Day 5 It starts. Turning it over tonight, there's no choice but to finish.
Not seeing a bunch of seams, they've been enclosed in the corset's boning channels.
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Did not forget waist tape
Corset again looking more together
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I am working hard to keep that contrast in cording direction
Close up shot of a corded corset  basted together showing a contrast direction in bust cup cording
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A light blue corset being assembled
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SomewhatCyclops @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My Plan:
Plan for finishing corset
Finish Gores. 1.5

Step 7: fastest baste /Measure ever 1 hour

Step 8: 
Put together bust panels  1 hour

Step 9: 
Bust panel and side panel. .5 hour 

Step 10: 
Attach bust and side panel to hip panel .5 hour

Step 11: 
For fuck's sake, waist tape to busk 5 min

Step 12: 
Attach busk to sides .75 hour

Step 13:
Make bias tape 1 hour

Step 14: 
Add bias tape to seams treat seams 2 hour 
Clip boning 1.5  hour
Add Boning to Seams .5 hour

Step 15: 
Final shaping 15 mins

Grommets 1.5 hour

Step 16:
Bind. 2 hours

Step 17: 
Make lining
2 hours

Step 18: 
Line
1 hour
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