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Some Schmuck

@someschmuck.bsky.social
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23yo autistic bi 🏳️‍⚧️/GF girl (she/any) who is a big enjoyer of da fuuk :3 PFP comm'd from @LaloDoesArt !! (May post unmarked spoilers for literally anything, be aware just in case)

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/09/2026
like you can't even be assed to just slap some text over an actual screenshot of the fucking game on your own now? you have to ask the computer to generate the whole thing for you?
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/09/2026
saw a youtube thumbnail for a video about a game and the whole thumbnail was clearly AI generated, text included, because it had the exact same typography as all those shitty AI restaurant ads. this is anti-clickbait. click repellent. thumbnails that make me assume the whole video is misinformation
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Captain !Dizzy 💫 @captaindizzydx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
frieren fanart
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Captain !Dizzy 💫 @captaindizzydx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and then she went SHOPPING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 16/09/2026
john doesn't have a suit yet because the fact that he's being denied his full role as earth's green lantern despite working so hard for it his whole life, and then questioning if he even really wants the job, is like. the story
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 16/09/2026
it's funny that people still insist on saying lanterns is a surf dracula situation when they do so much comic book shit in the show. especially that last episode. they just don't wear superhero suits much. but the suit they made for hal is ugly. so i don't mind not having to look at it
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 16/09/2026
oh they're just fully leaning into proto man playing like zero in dual override lol. he still has a buster but his charge shot is basically a z-saber slash, and instead of getting the regular weapons from robot masters he gets new special moves to do with his shield
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 17/09/2026
rockman's long lost older sibling, bluey
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 20/09/2026
funniest line read in xenoblade 2 to me right now is when night falls and pyra is like "oh. and i've started glowing. ... ... ... i'm a bit self-conscious."
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: Takashi Iizuka confirms in interview with Famitsu that next Sonic game in development will have gameplay #SonicNews
Takashi Iizuka wearing a blazer and a Sonic medallionA crop of the box art for Sonic Frontiers
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bats of denial (alice's story) @nonbatnary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i really don't know what exactly about xenopavilia romanticizing grooming counts as queer self expression, and i don't think finding that upsetting makes me closed-minded as much as these types of people wanna push the belief that it does
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bats of denial (alice's story) @nonbatnary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
quoting a friend of mine, but "get weirder" should be exploring more abstract concepts, not abandoning a moral compass
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🔞Solarslug448🔞 @solarslug448.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
seein so many people defend someone who likes drawing rape and incest is just so fucking disgusting if you follow or support @/xenopavilia then get the fuck out of here.
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Ashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashleysponies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so upset, scalpers ruin absolutely everything 😔😔😔
Metroid Ravenous Smyths sold out pageMeteoid ravenous Toshop sold out page Metroid Ravenous Nintendo store UK sold out page
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Spookz (comms 6/10! 😈) @spookielettuce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SINNERR PFP!!!! YAYAYAYA!!! #SpookerART #digitalart
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SOL⛥CE! @solaceeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my creature so cute
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kingddd @kingddd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Neilnail Cheeky Laugh emote.
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MinaUnlovable˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @minalovable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
technically my first animation
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MinaUnlovable˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @minalovable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was bored so I made a low poly model of my CRT so retroooo #MiUNLV #lowpoly
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kingddd @kingddd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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✨Purity✨ @purity-ringu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sharing my silly meowfield loz au 🩷 I have been in a big loz mood so we got zora prince mimi and hero/knight Clive ##ocxcanon #yumeship #selfship
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Ashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashleysponies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Silence Suzuka for @prixy05.bsky.social
Art of silence Suzuka from Uma Musume
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kingddd @kingddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Started watching Atelier Ryza anime after finishing the trilogy. The animation still are nice and cute.
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kingddd @kingddd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ah the girlfriend has landed.
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mads🦦🩷 @owl-starlight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help my friend if u can. she doesn't deserve this at all
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Some Schmuck @someschmuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh boy I sure do love making assumptions like "haha my hacked switch which has a lot of unburned e-fuses going back to very old versions that doesn't hold charge the best surely is dead after a few months, let me press the power button without the jig in" only for it to turn on🙃
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
i'm not redoing all the sprites bc that would be insane, but going back to slarpg sprites from years ago does make me ask "what the fuck did i think the significance of this cluster of pixels was," which can make them hard to pose or animate. hence why my next game's sprites have simpler shading lol
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
toying with some minor adjustments to melody's side profile sprites for v2.0, mostly around her yellow ascot thing. her torso in side profile always bugged me
Side-by-side comparisons of Melody's side profile sprites from Super Lesbian Animal RPG and the current updates for version 2.0
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
lemme tell ya. i will be so happy to work on a game where i can just apply lighting effects to sprites in-engine rather than needing to manually make dark/nighttime/sunset/etc. variants of sprite sheets as i do for rpg maker
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
mainly that first trailer made the fantasy worldbuilding in genesis seem so... Normal? aside from the world being the interior of a sphere? there's humans and elves going to a magic academy. so i'm like, surely the other shoe will drop, right? where's the mecha
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
wonder if we'll see xenoblade genesis at the direct today... i have no shortage of xenoblade left to play (plus gears and saga at some point), but i'm still very curious about the new one
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
- "a world where it's taboo to strive for a better tomorrow" is the funniest jrpg world conceit in a while, good job marvelous - did i ever tell you the definition of insanity - komaeda
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
- proto man's newshield bash stuff looks really fun, also spring release confirmed yay - xenoblade 3 getting a vampire survivors mode is funny - "it's the mk world update you've been waiting for... you can race on those little snes courses sprinkled around the map as easter eggs now" is REALLY funny
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026
good direct - NEW 3D KIRBY!!!! wasn't expecting them to go full-on open world collectathon platformer but i am intrigued and will be there day one - METROID RAVENOUS LET'S GOOOOO!!!! samus still has her freaky metroid powers! she did a rider kick! also they're finally letting her talk again!
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Junji Ito's Gyo to the Polls @fiendshape.hyper.wang · 09/09/2026
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/09/2026
when mm9 dropped in 2008 we were just coming off of a steady stream of dozens of new classic/x/zero/zx games that all had charge shots and slides/dashes. we got one or two of those a year for over a decade. we had TWO mainline games without them. so stripping that away was way more novel at the time
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/09/2026
i feel like i fairly regularly see fans lamenting that mega man 9 and 10 returned to the mm2 gameplay these days, calling it a regression when we've only had two more new games to evolve the gameplay since, but you have to remember the historical context those games came out in
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/09/2026
on the other hand this screenshot i took from the skillup review kinda makes it look like wolverine is skanking, which is fun. i think skanking wolverine would make for a better game. pick it up logan
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/09/2026
i feel bad for the dozens of designers at insomniac who surely tried to tell their higher ups that no, their completely linear action game does not need a glowing trail constantly telling the player where to go (including leading you to side challenges and collectibles), only to be overruled
A screenshot of Insomniac's Marvel's Wolverine. Running down an empty Japanese city street at night, a glowing blue footprint trail shows Wolverine where to go, even though the street is obviously just a straight corridor. Also editorializing a bit in the alt text here, Logan's wearing the costume from the recent Ultimate Wolverine comics. Those comics fucking sucked. Don't read those
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 12/09/2026
metroid ravenous is making me want to replay dread. but i have other things i'm playing and ravenous is out in like four months. so i will probably just wait
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
it was indeed a label that was applied retroactively but also look at this, you know how awesome it felt rolling into a LAN party with this for a login splash and people are like IS THAT A MAC and you're like NO and they're like ok lets play but you can't, bc you compiled the wrong patches into WINE
Login splash for KDE 3.1, featuring the Krystal theme with lots of blue shiny glass-like designs for the gear and icons
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 13/09/2026
feels like "frutiger aero" has become a catch-all term for a bunch of different Y2K era/early 2000s aesthetics when it's literally just like. the name for the windows vista and iOS 1.0 design language. it's the glossy buttons aesthetic
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pollyanna | please read pinned 📌 @magicant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The deadline got shortened. I'm being kicked out Wednesday. I plead, I need shelter. Until I get contact for a safe space, please help out with motel expenses. I'm so sorry to be sudden about this. I don't have much time left. ko-fi.com/scarletnaohome paypal.me/theparadises...
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 06/09/2026
bluesky won’t add private accounts because the people running this place clearly have some kind of humiliation fetish for saying stupid, inflammatory shit on main and then getting mocked for it
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/09/2026
yes yes we've heard your concerns about AI, but have you considered that bossing claude around and having more green squares on their git contributions graph makes software engineers precum in their pants a little bit? you joyless scolds really want to rob them of their precious precum?
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Pat Dude @prgilland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/09/2026
anyway shortly after this the game apologized to me by giving me kos-mos as my third ever rare blade pull
A screenshot of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 where I pulled KOS-MOS from Xenosaga as a rare Blade
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/09/2026
even when climbing ladders...
A screenshot of Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Playing as Nia, everyone's favorite Welsh catgirl, she's riding on her tiger Blade Dromarch's back as he somehow manages to climb up a ladder
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/09/2026
anyway xenoblade 2 became at least 10% better when i realized if you have nia as your party leader and dromarch out as her blade she gets to ride around on his back when exploring
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 08/09/2026
one of many funny things about xenoblade 2 is how blatantly obvious it is which characters were designed by nomura. they're modeled in a completely different, more KH-esque art style from the main characters. it's making me hyper-aware that nomura designs anime characters with actual noses
A screenshot of Rex from Xenoblade 2. Flat anime facial features. Tiny anime noseAkhos. Somewhat more realistic, detailed facial features. Normal noseNia. No noseMalos. Nose
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