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I was SomeBozo on PI but I changed it to Some PI User because it's synonymous.

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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Last night I made it big in Japan...
Hanshin Tigers vs Chiba Lotte Marines
Tigers No: +$627.25

Yomiuri Giants vs Hokkiado Nippon-Ham Fighters
Fighters Yes: +$5.06

Hiroshima Toyo Carp vs Fukuoka Hawks
Hawks Yes: +$894.28 (62c avg)
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/acva...
bumper sticker on a car that says "my vagina is in the top percentage of vaginas" with a picture of a rattata wearing a graduation hat and holding a diploma
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
solid result overall
Announcers at World Baseball Classic: +$1220.30 (15.80%)
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
we are clearly not teaching the classics enough
Brudha: Come on now. Sure, I LUV me some HOBBS, but don't see any CONFIRMATION happening.

hamboy: both are HAWT

Rev. Dr. Bozo: calvin is 6 you sicko

hamboy: who is calvin?
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
march might be an unlucky month to try this measurement but both of these points are underwhelming
Bitcoin price chart indicating that it was worth $69,691.31 in March 2024 and $72,483.15 nowBitcoin price chart indicating that it was worth $58,854.26 in March 2024 and $72,492.64 now
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
#AbolishICE
A red fox leaning against and licking a block of ice.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
shoutout to this guy
comment from Mr. No Harm:

Maga aunt update: I bet her $1000 that the Guardians would not change their name back by next Thanksgiving
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@tbr78.bsky.social baseball mention is a thing now lmao unfortunately there was no liquidity could've gone feral on this one
What will the announcers say during the Seattle at Toronto pro baseball game?

Grand Slam - Yes
120 shares cost $70.46 (~57c average)
Value up to 98c/share
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I know it's the responsible thing to just put in a bit of income all the time but I'm afraid of the AI bubble just tanking everything. I'm young enough that if I invest and my investment falls 50% I can recover eventually but the bubble popping feels like a question of when, not if.
The NASDAQ composite index spiked in 2000 and then fell sharply as a result of the dot-com bubble.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
it's a shame PI is turning into a shithole bc the place was compatible with my sense of humor and i'm not sure of anywhere that's quite the same
BillyBaroo: FYI- I'm the new Priest at the New Presbyterian Church of Owning Libs. Please refer to me as Reverend Billy going forward.

Rev. Dr. Bozo: once again I've outdone you
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Haters will say it was -EV!
Who will win the Nobel Peace Prize
No: Donald Trump
Odds: 95% chance
Cost: $12199.89
Paid out: $12889Who will win the Nobel Peace Prize?
No: Elon Musk
Odds: 99% chance
Cost: $815.76
Paid out: $824
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I wound up hedging pregame bc the dumb fills I got on LAD Win 3-1 N I was telling you about earlier could be directly arbed with the main market. Outside of baseball, I'm making a big bet that Trump will not win the Nobel Peace Prize.
A table of Kalshi bet returns
Philadelphia vs Los Angeles D Series Exact Result
Total: -$536.86
LAD Win 3-1: -$630.40
LAD Win 3-2: +$47.94
PHI Win 3-2: +$45.60A Kalshi bet return card
Philadelphia at Los Angeles D
Odds 56% chance
Cost: $955.36
Payout: $1706
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
LMAO
Bought 1572 at 75c
Who will win the 2025 Irish election?
No - Conor McGregor
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I've had a great time live trading the series outcome during games on Kalshi. The series markets have a distinct tendency to overreact, to goals and even the anticipated outcome of the ongoing game. Unfortunately the opportunities may be drier for Game 7.
Kalshi market for "Colorado vs Dallas Series Winner"
I hold 1586 shares of No to both sides, at an average cost of 48 cents for Colorado and 32 for Dallas.
Kalshi reports an ROI of +$297.67
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
imagine taking the other end of this i've got no sympathy for the opps here wishcasting a nazi W. cooking them was a joy!
Kalshi position
What share of the vote will the AfD get in the German election?
No: 25 to 30%
1937 shares bought at 85c now worth 99c (total cost $1647 now worth $1918)Kalshi position
What share of the vote will the AfD get in the German election?
No: 30% or more
2122 shares bought at 95c now worth 99c (total cost $2021 now worth $2101)
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
ok, scratch might bsky.app/profile/mcub...
PredictIt comment
I used to love the deep state says: "Whitmer, Shapiro, and Cuban are the strongest. But they come with a groundbreaking risk. A woman and two Jews."

I comment: "Mark Cuban might be a bad enough nominee to actually make me vote third party. I draw the line at selling NFTs."
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
ricardo is ducking me quite frankly i'd send him AND slabaugh to the shadow realm
ricardo1994: i used to watch yugioh on saturday mornings
steven_slabaugh: Me too
ricardo1994: i bet i can beat you in a duelme: I play goat and edison format online sometimes. i'm too lazy to learn the new metas tho
ricardo1994: When you play me, its just battle city rules but with 8000 LPs. I allow banned cards but you can only use one copy. None of that synchro summon junk. Idk that. Just OG duelMe: do you have a dueling book?
ricardo1994: no time for games. Work, kids, pi etc. But I will beat you with ease because I have the heart of the cards. My friends and I used to play this made up thing called Pegasus Mode where they would play Pegasus and they would see my hand and what I placed on the field at all times and I would win because I have the heart of the cards and with my friends by my side, nothing can beat me.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
this filled today
Will the US say that aliens exist this year?
Bought 200 shares No at $0.55 per share, for $110 total.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i'm proud of this comment
Kalshi comment
call me switzerland the way i'm taking that nazi gold

What share of the vote will the AfD get in the German election? I hold No for 25% to 30%
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Kalshi players will bet Yes on anything with Elon Musk's name on it. There was a program of speakers released publicly in advance FFS!
Who will speak at Trump's inauguration  ceremony?
ROI: $506.82
Strikes on Elon Musk, John Thune, Mike Johnson, Donald J Trump Jr, and Ivanka Trump, all resolving to No.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
special pfp for today
Trevor Moore in the "I want to kill the president" sketch
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Donald Trump Jr announces he's joining Kalshi prediction market, says will bet on whether Biden will pardon Fauci or Liz Cheney

From Times of India, published January 13th, 2025Kalshi transactions indicating that on January 13th, 2025, I bought No to a Liz Cheney pardon for 63 cents and sold for 68 cents.A picture of Donald Trump Jr on a hunting trip in Zimbabwe, posing with a dead African Buffalo. The buffalo is labeled "Donald Trump Jr". Donald Trump Jr is labeled "Me".
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Free money on Kalshi. Trudeau resigning guarantees that this will resolve to No. The only hitch is that he's not resigning until the Liberal Party finishes selecting a new leader, so you'll have to wait for that to finish. (Trudeau resigning immediately resolves this to No.)
Will a no-confidence motion pass against Trudeau before April?

Shares of No cost 95 cents.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
wym the odds of a pardon absolutely surged after the elon tweet
A graph of Kalshi's odds of Biden pardoning Sam Bankman-Fried. It usually hovered around 5 percent but on December 23rd, it spiked as high as 18 percent and as high as 11 percent on the 24th.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
y'know one time when i was running around on capitol hill, i got bit by a (presumably) rabid human he looked like this
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
update
How many votes will it take to elect a Speaker of the House?

Profit: $84.75
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Well that was a fun time.
How many votes will it take to elect a Speaker of the House?

Profit: $65.20
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My deep state connections at NIST say they're gonna do lib Jan 6 and install a Biden-Harris dictatorship by adding a bunch of leap seconds basically forever

rip to anyone below the drinking age
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Someone should ask Nikki Haley if she believes this applies to black Americans. The excuse on the right for why racial inequality persists to this day for those who did not want to go full on supremacist has been to blame the culture of black communities.
Former UN ambassador Nikki Haley tore into her old rival Vivek Ramaswamy on Thursday, after the entrepreneur and Trump administration adviser wrote a lengthy takedown arguing mainstream U.S. culture doesn’t encourage science and technology excellence, leading companies to hire foreign-born and first-generation workers.

“There is nothing wrong with American workers or American culture,” Haley wrote in response on X. “All you have to do is look at the border and see how many want what we have. We should be investing and prioritizing in Americans, not foreign workers.”
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You know I'm a tad skeptical of this guy's anti-murder credentials.
Matt Brady: "This is huge"
Quotes a post from BBC Breaking News that says "Saudi Arabia confirmed as hosts of 2034 men's football World Cup"
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
an even safer no pardon from biden bet: ross ulbricht no is typically around 92 to 94 cents for some reason. i assume people are not reading carefully enough to notice the pardon needs to come from biden?
Will Biden pardon Ross Ulbricht? 1000 No shares bought for $935
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
kalshi is betting on an sbf pardon from biden bc of an elon tweet always fade elon on politics LMAO the opps value his opinion way too much
Will Biden pardon Sam Bankman-Fried? 1053 No shares at $932.76 (0.88 average)
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What do we think of this one? IMO the GOP shuts it down for at least a day so they can posture.
Government shuts down this year? 700 yes shares at 31 cents
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
wound up having to scroll through some brainrot electoral college arguments yesterday because i was in the faithless electors market on kalshi. i mean what point is this guy trying to make? democracy sounds great.
Only fascists want to abolish the electoral college, our country will die quickly without it.  A democracy is two foxes and a chicken voting on what's for dinner.  A Republic doesn't have that weakness.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
bruh
Poilivere owns and uses cryptocurrency, and purchased a shawarma in London, Ontario, to show support for it. He supports normalizing cryptocurrencies including Bitcoin, which he believes is an inflation hedge. He stated that he wants to make Canada the "blockchain capital of the world" and believes the federal government is bringing down the value of the Canadian dollar.

Poilivere has criticized the Bank of Canada, accusing it of being "financially illiterate"
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
onto more degeneracy (resolves no on January 1st)
Are the New Jersey drones from a foreign state actor?I'm not saying it was aliens
But it was aliens
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
some people in discord aren't happy though. they felt they bad winning hands that they won't see value from. I'm lucky! I got some value from my position that his family didn't have UHC (25 -> 69) bc the story broke last night.
Did Luigi Mangione or a family member have United Healthcare insurance?
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
update
Good afternoon,

You are getting this email because you have traded in one or more of Kalshi’s Luigi Mangione markets or its felony related markets (e.g. “Will a member of the Cabinet be charged with a crime?”). After receiving notice from our regulator (the CFTC), we will be pausing trading in these markets and settling them today. Yes, we know - we are not thrilled about it either.
As a regulated exchange, Kalshi has to take a careful approach to listing, and sometimes we have to make difficult tradeoffs for our markets, even when we do not always agree with the decision. Regulation comes with certain burdens, but it also comes with obvious and numerous benefits (safety of your funds, market integrity, etc.).
Regardless, as we evaluate these tradeoffs, we consistently try to do the right thing for our users, and this situation is noRegardless, as we evaluate these tradeoffs, we consistently try to do the right thing for our users, and this situation is no exception. We will be settling the market so you are made whole on your position: If your shares in these markets gained value prior to the trading halt, you will be paid the most recent market price for those shares (and keep your profit!). If your shares in these markets lost value, you will be reimbursed your full purchase price (and Kalshi will cover your losses). We're also reimbursing all fees paid for open positions. You can expect to see these credits in your portfolio today!
For example, if you purchased shares for $50 and they were only worth $20 when trading stopped, Kalshi will cover your losses and give you a full refund of $50 to your account! If you purchased shares for $50 and they gained value and were worth $80, you will receive the full $80, which includes your $50 cost and also your $30 profit. Kalshi is losing some money by doing this, but that's okay. Hopefully, it mitigates the disappointment of halting
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Pyramid: don't pet the animals that have rabies

downvoted by me
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
honoring brian thompson by profiting off his medical condition :3

Will Luigi Mangione be extradited to New York? +$411
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is the most confident I've been in a Kalshi market since the election ones have died down.
Kalshi market:
Will Luigi Mangione be extradited to New York?
Before Dec 16, 2024 No (88 cents) 1435 shares
Before 2025 No (66 cents) 1714 shares
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My friend here falls for sketchy rumors sometimes, hoping this is real.
Soto to the Mets LMAOOOO
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hegseth pumped on Kalshi because Trump posted on Truth Social lmao
The myth of Hegseth Yes. 
Trump says "I consent", Pete Hegseth says "I consent, the Senate says "I don't!"
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Some of our magaxxx friends from PI have some fun times to look forward to!
Predict It comment from Pyramid: "I am absolutely in the raw milk crowd."
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
you love to see it
kalshi magaxxx smashes that deposit button
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I could post more raccoons but it'll have to be for its own sake. I just block magaxxx here.
two baby raccoons in a dish lying on a tablecloth outdoors
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
update
Kalshi bet of No on will third party candidates receive more than 2% of the popular vote is up from 64% to 95%
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
rip to sporto (also dw i don't pay for the post)
Washington Post headline: "Truth Social investors hoped to get 'very rich' after Trump's win. Not quite." Subheadline: "Trump Media & Technology Group's revenue and share price have tagged as its losses have piled up. The president-elect's return to the White House could complicate things even more."
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
speak for yourself! apparently someone on kalshi thinks the jill stein mules are on the way and i'm getting better odds than i could've dreamed.
Kalshi position of No on will third party candidates receive more than 2% of the popular vote. $1335 bet, payout is $2050. Current price for No is 59 cents.
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Some PI User @somepiuser.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Picture of RFK Jr with the text: Robert Fucking Kennedy announces that to make viruses more appealing to Gen Z and Millennials, he will refer to the pertussis as "pertussy" or "the tussy" in future communications.
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