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Straight Outta Yankton

@somehooplehead.bsky.social
7.8K followers 345 following 7.6K posts

Formerly healthy person handling life's hurdles like a slalom skier. People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks. My opinions should be made your own. Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).

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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 1h
Cornell
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 10h
The drug I am on to protect my brain from my immune system has the unfortunate effect of reducing my immunity to another disease that also rots my brain. Basically, my integrated brain risk is wearing a goddamn tophap.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not Kash Patel, right?
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wop wop wop wop wop Ollie Fuck 'em up www.reddit.com/r/MLBVibes/s...
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From the MLBVibes community on Reddit: This is still wild
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have no doubt he is a pedo supporter. And his unwillingness to take a stand against such criminals speaks VOLUMES.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is something to be proud of if you are an absolute fucking idiot. This man legit said that trump is an ass after saying "this guy talks like I do." You are not wrong on that point, ya fucking nonce.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This woman is terrible. Her argument that her efforts saved a town $10k on salt expenses is so inexcusable lame and impotent that she must think her voters are dumber than hammered dogshit.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chugging a Lemon Lime Waterloo tastes the same as a coke. The aftertaste differs, but while chugging it...
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It'S The Same Thing Dj Hunts
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No way they let that "doctor" botch a second execution unless they were down for the cruel and unusual aspect of this.
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Maxima @maxima-infinity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
. "Naval Base San Diego (California): The principal homeport for the Pacific Fleet's surface force, featuring 13 piers, over 12 miles of berthing space, and support for approximately 54 warships and thousands of personnel." Trump offers it as a target for Iran to take out. I call that treason. .
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
JENNINGS: Let's say Democrats take the House. How sure are you that they would immediately move to impeach President Trump? MIKE JOHNSON: It's guaranteed. Probably on the first day.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Paxton, caught on video admitting he’s lost control of his own campaign: “I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control… it’s all coming… from DC.” Texas deserves a senator who answers to Texans — not Washington operatives pulling the strings.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Troy Jackson: Eight years ago today, Maine women begged Susan Collins not to confirm Brett Kavanaugh. She did it anyway. He helped overturn Roe v. Wade. And today, she says she has no regrets. Would you trust her to pick the next Supreme Court justice?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Agreed.......
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The House and the Senate must immediately reconvene in emergency sessions to impeach and remove this treasonous individual – this clear and present danger.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And Russia is first
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to shave my head
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to shave my head
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lostcoastoutpost.com/2026/oct/2/e... Oh, look, corruption.
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Eureka Police Chief Responds After Former Officer’s DUI Case Was Dismissed
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.reddit.com/r/razorbacks...
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From the razorbacks community on Reddit: Recapping Primetime at the Palace
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angela Paxton's advertisement for Ken is fuckin hilarious. She doesnt endorse him....just the GOP ticket. Lol. What a ridiculous, unserious woman.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe that a true an honest accounting of what I feel would be due justice would get me banned for a myriad of reasons. I think this father's restraint in the face of infinite stupidity, malice, and misappropriated power is heroic. www.reddit.com/r/Arkansas/s...
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From the Arkansas community on Reddit: Mena, Arkansas Police Violently Attacks Father Trying to Report His Missing Son
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The spending on nothing IS the grift.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
EVERYBODY GO VOTE!
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One is a sclerosis. Two are scleroses. More than one (disseminated in time and space)? - Multiple Sclerosis. See how they messed this up? See how we they make those of us who are losing our minds know they want us to do that? IT SHOULD BE MULTIPLE SCLEROS*E*S DAMMIT ALL!
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love that this man is using his position to preach on behalf of the people. Bless him!
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...yet
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feels much like a familiarity this image conjurs: like spinning the wheels of chance with the one-armed bandit.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some days I think I would rather have this MS kill me than have to deal with these drug companies even one more time. And other days, like today, I am certain of it. I am looking at you, Biogen.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good'
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which of our 3 branches of government are not an absolute joke?
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He died doing the right thing and we all saw the cowards murder him. He was not a victim, but a leader cut down in his prime. That is not to say that there aren't people responsible for putting him into a victim's position who must answer for that, but he was at no point accepting a victim's role.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today In 1979: Willie Stargell windmills his bat before blasting a three-run HR in the top of the 11th to give the Pittsburgh #Pirates a 5-2 lead over the Cincinnati #Reds in Game 1 of the NLCS! #Pops #MLB #Postseason
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IT WAS COLLUSION! He was signalling "put it anywhere in this region and we can go home."
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being failing to advocate strongly for justice in this case. Add to the imaginative challenges that you also see any effort to protect women from predatory men is an attack on all men...and thus, you, rather than seeing the women's assault as against all people, and thus also you. Choices
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RICO (un-Suave)
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No thanks. I don't want to get raped too.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
~15years ago, I was in a gulf coast refinery starting up a unit that had a gravity-filled oil surge tank. In the control room watching all this new equipment light up like a Christmas tree. Board operator asks for a visual to confirm signal. By radio "There's erl (oil) in the tank!" "GET HIM OUT!"
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George Clinton could jam!
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Players Club: NBA Jam Dunk
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even if they are pretty good at swimming?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That may be. Nonetheless, please fetch me my axe.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Carpetbagger Vance
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America.
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know damn wrll those 7 boys ain't got 3 jobs. Its the opposite of the "Hey Mön" skit from In Living Color. youtu.be/V6wtj04dJ_g?...
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Hey Mon In Living Color: ONE JOB!?
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember where I was when I realized my shirt is too sexy for me. It was the Vatican. They have a dress code, it turns out.
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