Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1hGonna start introducing myself as Señorita Awesome on all the apps 070
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1hOKAY LEMME PAY FOR THE UNLIMITED EDITION THEN JUST IN CASE 1110
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2hGirl look at his fucking doopy ass face of course he does 0110
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3hHow it feels to respond to passive aggressiveness with aggressive aggressiveness 070
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4hI wish more of my friends liked to actually talk on the phone for nothing more than recreating this scene 040
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 14hOh don’t worry about me. I’ve always wanted to go but I can’t Saturday so its cool 🤗 110
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 15hOn girl he was like almost 100 and I was never that close to my godparents it’s fine lmao Be more sorry for me because I’m still trying to figure out how to explain to my parents how I fucking forgot that he died 😭 130
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 15hTexted my parents because I hadn’t heard about my godfather in a while and he’s old af so wanted to see how he’s doing. Come to find out he’s been dead for years??? And even worse, I just realized I’ve actually been known that like wtf??? 1140
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 17hMAINE THIS IS LITERALLY AN OPEN BOOK TEST RN LIKE THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU PLEASE 2220
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 20hIm afraid I cannot because this is a chronic affliction. My symptoms will soon return 120
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 20hI was bedeviled by the horned but I have jacked the fuck off and now I am cured 3320
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 23hI love when bloomfs say I’m funny but I LOOOOOOVE when bloomfs say I’m hot 3110
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 23hMaybe if I posted pole and hole I’d feel love and admiration and maybe even fulfillment 0140
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026CAN SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME TODAY PLS IM FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE 7140
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026lol no it was $5 and looked it up just now it’s up to $10 so not bad at all and it goes to like maintaining the fort lol 110
Reposted by Carlos B. EatonBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I guess I didnt really put into perspective Abbott has spent most of $106m war chest on ads and at best his race is Tilt R 113821
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026J*m B*kker is dead. Anyone wanna spit in my mouth? 3280
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bought my outfit for Miss Universe already just to feel something 030
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Would any friends like to have sex RIGHT FUCKING NOW After the day I’ve had I could pound and be pound youknowhatimshayingggg 2130
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also learning that it’s okay when people decide they don’t wanna be my friend like not everyone has good taste and ppl be wrong sometimes what can I do what can I say 2190
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Learning to be okay with deciding I don’t wanna be friends with someone lmao like my brain always makes me feel guilty for not vibing with someone like it’s my fault and not theirs 😭 2150
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comWaterfall Squirting SquirtingALT: Waterfall Squirting Squirting 0130
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gonna tattoo this on both my hands so I’m constantly reminded 080
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I fear in the coming winter I may need to get sluttacious 1110
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lowkey want Primetime to win Robert Pattinson an Oscar 150
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Aka my apartment Hell, or yours, I can travel too 0300
Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah automatically a 0/10 I had a tree tattoo that ONE person confused for a deathly h*llows tattoo and that was enough for me to get it covered into something else immediately 030