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@somebearalt.bsky.social
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39 NYC No I will not commission art from you please stop asking x ❤️

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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
missing @big8buck.bsky.social :)
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i’m bored give dopamine
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
butt
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
it’s not a nude but i am happy
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
if u turned me down this is what u missed 😌🤪
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
what’s in a butt
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Is it "duckface" or is it actually just "porndudeface"
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
it’s my birthday. you know the drill
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stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
if you live in NYC any donation from 10-250 dollars get NONUPLED. I know that’s an unusual word but it means that 10 bucks becomes 90 bucks. please help push our woke mind virus socialist agenda and not get stuck with fucking cuomo as mayor
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I just gave to Zohran for NYC!
Show your support with a contribution.
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
anyone wanna come over? i can’t sleep :)
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Tyler on Film 🎞️ @tyler.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
skinny muscle gays with “built by pizza and ice cream” 🙄
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
i’m alive and got a hair cut. also, money is very tight because the electric company is a legal monopoly and is trying to kill me so $risebot on cashapp, or buy my music at evanpattison.bandcamp.com if you are liquid and feeling kind lol
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
just found out what cait sith looks like in ff14 and i want to talk to the manager?????
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
please do this to me thanks
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
idk
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
merry xmas or whatever
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Polite Dom @poleforhole.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Some of these engagement bait posts I see are so insane. A conventionally attractive, muscular man with a perfectly shaped beard going “would you date some with a scruffy beard 🥺”
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
me when i follow hot person: maybe they will see that i followed and decide that also i am hot to them and then they will follow me and DM me and we will start a whirlwind romance and
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
fresh cut plz ignore messy room
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Buck @big8buck.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
You REDy? 😜😈🥸
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
if you look like this DM me 🫠
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
evanpattison.bandcamp.com lol not a thirst trap but if you like game music maybe give mine a listen and throw me a few bucks
evanpattison.bandcamp.com
Neptune 2: The Search For Neptune, by Evan Pattison
15 track album
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
butt butt butt
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uncut (he/him) @hairypiercedcock.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i am unsettled by guys who live alone in very neat apartments and i’m clearly their first hookup in a couple months and it seems like their lives are bland and flavorless and not at all queer. like who are you please go to an orgy loosen up buddy
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
house sitting
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i’m stuffed
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e-V-aN @somebearalt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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