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dz

@somatoform.expert

694 followers 586 following 1.5K posts

+ called ALEF {ℵ} + buttonpusher, switchpuller, hugdeserver + 語彙力まずい + has a website aerophonic.neocities.org

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dz @somatoform.expert · 01/10/2026

... it's time ...

dz @somatoform.expert · 18/08/2026

🤔hmm yes yes....fascinating...

Physical Characteristics

She is a chubbier, plumper seal. Her left eye has a yellow pupil, which could have been caused by a cataract or corneal damage.

Personality

Macaroni-chan is best described as the ultimate "chill queen" of Toba Aquarium. Because she has lived at the facility for over 35 years. She also tends to have an ultra-chill mode, as the fans call it

dz @somatoform.expert · 11/08/2026

how im moving for woke 3

dz @somatoform.expert · 10/08/2026

on coney island they still gore the software the old fashioned way

dz @somatoform.expert · 29/07/2026

dz @somatoform.expert · 29/07/2026

alef's ipod is fucking back

dz @somatoform.expert · 14/07/2026

chiitan cosign 🫡

dz @somatoform.expert · 07/07/2026

what do u mean they added this guy. im going to be so irritating now

dz @somatoform.expert · 28/05/2026

mfw

a boomerang

dz @somatoform.expert · 25/05/2026

i live in this kind of a New York City in case you were wondering

immigration, tax, and translation service center for arabic speakers named "A.I. Man"

dz @somatoform.expert · 12/05/2026

do u guys remember the dumb ass H100 purse that dimes square girls were wearing

dz @somatoform.expert · 07/04/2026

stop the fucking car right fucking now

an awning for a furniture store called TBOY chic living

dz @somatoform.expert · 04/04/2026

SHORDY SUCK MY BOG WITH A LABRADOR TWIST

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dz @somatoform.expert · 02/04/2026

unrelated

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dz @somatoform.expert · 15/02/2026

11:59 PM STEAK TARTARE ON VALLIES DAY #REALMENCOOK

steak tartare and broccolirabe on a plate with some glasses of wine next to them

dz @somatoform.expert · 13/02/2026

GIRL WHO HAS HER AMPHETAMINES

dizzy. she smiles warmly.

robot from "cant help myself" with the huge text "all clean!" over it.

dz @somatoform.expert · 07/02/2026

THE WIFE MADE PASTA E FAGIOLI AFTER LEG DAY MY LIFE IS GENUINELY PERFECT

some pasta e fagioli with big pieces of shredded parmesan on top

dz @somatoform.expert · 23/01/2026

:D

dz @somatoform.expert · 23/01/2026

ITALIAN SOUP NIGHT WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS

dz @somatoform.expert · 11/01/2026

TAP IN

acorn weevil on an acorn, tapping in. yeah he would be there tbh.

dz @somatoform.expert · 01/01/2026

PATS YOUR SONIC EXE

beautiful handmade sonic exe toy. she makes creepy noises when you press her tummy

dz @somatoform.expert · 01/01/2026

⇒COPS ARE SKAVEN

mutherfuking doom wheel from warhammer fantasy

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dz @somatoform.expert · 31/12/2025

THE STORE TEA POT REMAINS UNDEFEATED RAHHH 🗣️

tea pot from the fucking store rawrr. it was 10 bux

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dz @somatoform.expert · 31/12/2025

dz @somatoform.expert · 30/12/2025

shigeru, my boy, you are fucking mad ashit rn bruhh 😭

dz @somatoform.expert · 29/12/2025

TRANSGENDER YURI PORN ALLOWED ME TO CORRECTLY ID THIS AS BULL KELP #WINNING

bull kelp on a beach.

dz @somatoform.expert · 28/12/2025

CALIFORNIANS RLY SAW THIS N WERE LIKE SWEET NOW WE JUST NEED 7 LANE HIGHWAY AND A HOUSING CRISIS

shark fin beach or whatever the fukk its called im from jersey idk.

dz @somatoform.expert · 27/12/2025

I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS...

dz @somatoform.expert · 27/12/2025

YEAH I CAN THINK OF A FEW THINGS!!

dz @somatoform.expert · 27/12/2025

😦

dz @somatoform.expert · 26/12/2025

dz @somatoform.expert · 25/12/2025

😦

dz @somatoform.expert · 22/12/2025

WOKE 8

dz @somatoform.expert · 22/12/2025

WOKE 7

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dz @somatoform.expert · 22/12/2025

WOKE 5

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dz @somatoform.expert · 22/12/2025

WOKE 4

dz @somatoform.expert · 22/12/2025

WOKE 3

dz @somatoform.expert · 05/12/2025

MY MOST FUCKED RIG YET: - INTEL I7-4770 (4CORES @ 3.4GHZ) - 32GB DDR3 RAM @ 1333MHZ - RTX 5060TI (12GB GDDR7) - 128GB SATA SSD I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS AT AGE 17 (RED CABLE) (PLEASE LAUGH)

the interior of a personal computer

dz @somatoform.expert · 04/12/2025

1 FOR EACH ELECTRON APP : )

16 gigabytes of ddr3 ram :3

dz @somatoform.expert · 03/12/2025

UNAUTHORIZED KEFFIYEH WEARER IN THE NYT BUILDING FUC WHAT U HURD

dizzy running from the fucking CIA

dz @somatoform.expert · 01/12/2025

JUST MOVED TO BROOKLYN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS' MARKETPLACE USERS

dz @somatoform.expert · 28/11/2025

???

ben shapiro orange in The Binding of Isaac. What The fuh.

dz @somatoform.expert · 28/11/2025

WTF DID SHE DO TO MY GAME BRUH

soy isaac beast fight

dz @somatoform.expert · 27/11/2025

GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR OWN FORTUNE SINCE YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

fortune cookie wrapper that is sealed and empty. Air Fortune.

dz @somatoform.expert · 12/11/2025

フフふふふ。。。

hand holding sewing needle

dz @somatoform.expert · 08/11/2025

PLAYING ROR2 WITH THE WIFE AGAIN

'awesome lesmurian couple' depicting Runald and Kjaro from Risk of Rain 2 next to 'evil and intimidating loader'. Runald and Kjaro are a gay couple and whenever i'm playing loader i always make my fiancee spend 20 minutes finding the stupid little fucking buttons so i (Loader) can break into their house and kill them for their wedding bands which give me power.

dz @somatoform.expert · 05/11/2025

BEAST MODE

dz @somatoform.expert · 16/10/2025

WHEN YOUR UNPACKING ON THE EVE OF YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT REALIZE YOUR BODY TEA

dizzy.

dz @somatoform.expert · 14/10/2025

OK BUT DOES YOUR BETROTHED MAKE YOU POT ROAST AU JOUS WITH MUSHROOMS CARROTS AND FINGERLING POTATOES ON AN AUTUMN'S EVE

dz @somatoform.expert · 12/10/2025

WHO UP STARING AT INTERNET ARCHIVE WINAMP MILKDROP VISUALIZER

archive.org webamp player showing a playlist of songs by slowdive, an equalizer, and a Milkdrop visualizer with trippy colors.