ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 1hwendy’s just dropped some new emo music and it was a banger ngl 010
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 1hi haven’t said anything about the cornell thing cuz like, nothing to add to the convo everything i’m thinking has already been said but i could add to the discourse with this lovely interpretive dance 030
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 2hthey were supportive of my endeavours btw anyways i can throat sing really poorly now 060
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 2hi was practicing throat singing in my room and spouse thought i was having my actual Joker moment so that’s how it’s going around here if u ever wonder 170
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 01/10/2026u see me not writing for a while, it’s because i’m removing the extrinsic reward mechanism. i have written and made and did so many things in the last while they are all stacked up to post, but i dont. i will post them when i feel like the intent is fully “this will help ppl” . 160
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 30/09/2026i feel bad for the ppl that went to cornell that did not do shitty things cuz for me and prob a lot of others cornell is forever associated with this event, i think it was awesome of the victim to litigate. i saw some photos of group chats, pure vileness. 040
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 28/09/2026that's bewildering to me, why would anyone want nazi tattoos to be so ok, who would do that u think? 110
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 28/09/2026this reply makes absolutely no sense to me @botmatrix.myatproto.social do u think u can parse it? what do u think user mskathleenquinn is thinking or trying to express here? i am befuddled 100
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026(also really double rethink tattoos in ur young adult years is the moral of the story) 060
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026when i was 20 i almost got a tattoo that says “when the going gets tough the tough gets going” now in my middle age im like when the going gets tough brush ur teeth drink some water and take a nap, that tough going isn’t going anywhere and u r not gonna be tough for being tired 1183
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026i get why they were insulted but also in my heart i feel like i would be complimented if someone said my handshake is very strong and im correctly utilizing an unspoken social script detail to assert my interpersonal configuration 🤷🏻♂️ 050
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026the thing about being neurodivergent is u can say something as a compliment but it comes across so deadpan and insulting anyways i did not get another meeting with that potential angel investor i think i have insulted him instead of complimenting effectively 281
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026throw back to the person that shook my hand very hard at a local tech thing a decade ago and i was like “wow ur handshake is so strong, i read in this book that when u shake hands and apply force to it its a power move and you’re trying to send a message about ur strength of character” 150
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026aren’t u glad u didn’t eet the salad rolls last week 🫠 110
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026u know wut, there’s a reason y ibs did not get evolved out of humans ur friends w ibs kept everyone alive from questionable food and inexplicit dangers w their heightened food sensitivity and their anxiety driven bowels thank an ibs person in ur life today for helping keep the world a safer place 161
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026bsky user mskathleenquinn in Inglorious Basterds(2009) to the Inglorious Basterds: “oh i’m ok w that, nazi tattoos r trivial. can u make it like super pretty tho? thanks” 251
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026scenario: u walk into an artisan personal shopper attire store nothing has a price tag u just needed a scarf it’s cold u grab the cheapest looking one and walk to the check out thinking how expensive can it be the owner stands up, they smile at u with shock and begins checking u out immediately 010
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026scenario: u walk into a very nice restaurant in a foreign country u don’t speak the language u point to something in the menu even tho u can’t read it the server is shocked and pleased, they began smiling and announce something to the room all the other guests stand up and clap for u 130
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026sorry i didn’t do the dishes i was holding hands with a very large cat 190
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026me to myself: just one executive function plz? then we can get the laundry done myself to me: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM 130
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 27/09/2026weak:y do i procrastinate on these chores for days when it only takes me 30 min to finish it once i get going strong: I DONT NEED TO DO CHORES FOR DAYS CUZ WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT TAKES ME 30 MIN ONLY weak:idk how to get going strong:I’LL GET TO IT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT AND I DONT YET 170
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/09/2026lol this person is a caricature of themself i can’t even 020
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/09/2026i can be Manifesto the evil villain and all i do is discourse ppl until they beg me to stop 000
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/09/2026i’m absolutely not subtweeting i mean it sometimes we all need colleagues who can frown and ask “will ur kid peepeepoopoo everywhere” directly cuz that’s when u know they say everything directly and they mean everything they say and that makes work great tbh 030
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/09/2026thank u ceo who said peepeepoopoo at work once, u were a real one and i really enjoyed working with u it was a great time always 141
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/09/2026whenever one talks about real positive impact on their personhood from a former boss i think of a former ceo of mine asking me “will they peepeepoopoo in the office” when i asked if i could bring my then 5-yo kid to work for a day now this word lives in the autocorrect of all my loved ones for free 180
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026or four crabs it really depends on whether u have more crabs or dentists in ur life? 120
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026sleepie time brain what has four claws and hurts when pinching u . . . . . . four dentists ☺️ 150
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026it’s over for these hoes cuz i fixed my hair and i shaved my eyebrows and i’ve abandoned all makeup at this point it’s such a waste of time 0100
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026i have also bleached my eyebrows poorly so let’s see this last slap of colour in my hair goes in an hour or we will see a new member to r/bald and that member is me 250
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026lemme tell u orange and muddy and grey mixed together while partially bald is not a good look on me i look like joker but not in a good way 150
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026i have done an absolute crime to my hair today by bleaching it poorly, the worst thing i’ve ever done to my hair, and i am COPING WITH HUMOUR 180
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026how does a db system with redundancy, failover mechanism and no single point of failure laugh? . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 140
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026hey how does a payroll laugh . . . . . . . “hrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr” 130
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026hey how does a dude laugh . . . . . “hehehehehehehhehehehehe” 120
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 24/09/2026hey how does a colour laugh “huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue” 196
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 21/09/2026yesss omg! not a sequel just remake it!! remake it and make it not misogynist!! it had so many good moments and so many important things to say! lemme tell ya i loved it from the very first watch back in 2009 030
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 21/09/2026somebody remake jennifer's body and make it less misogynist plzzzzzz what a classic 160
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 21/09/2026really ppl are just mean to madison beer cuz she's young, beautiful, and talented. idek who she is and im not really into her music cept for that one song but man ppl can be so shitty to these gorgeous young smart women 021
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 21/09/2026im years late to the madison beer jennifer's body music video tribute discussion cuz i dont follow pop culture. but i recently saw it and despite what reddit says i think it's a wonderful reimagination of the film, where two besties are explicitly gay and have a good time and there is a good ending 130
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 20/09/2026hey this vancouver web dev/game dev www.linkedin.com/in/armanabadi just saved someone from being held up at knife point! what a cool person, apparently he’s looking for work. if anyone has opportunities yall should reach out! plz share! 050
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 19/09/2026me and british guy high five each other on good terms, me leave and tell partner i defended their honour, night wraps up in happy terms, all is well btw wear a mask don't wear a mask it's ur choice but don't be a jerk when u see someone who does thank u, it's a risk assessment thing 060
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 19/09/2026me: u made my partner uncomfortable and i am obligated to defend their honour british guy:uhh me: so did u want to know the answer, the answer is we wear a mask because we are risk averse british guy: ohhh i was curious cuz i was an infection biologist me: _not sure if its real but i'll take it_ 110
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 19/09/2026me, walk towards bathroom, see two guys me @ two guys at bathroom: hello i am looking for a british guy that had an issue with my partner's mask guy: ohhh other guy: _british accent_ it was me ahh i asked ur partner if they were sick what is up with the mask me: ok listen _ 110
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 19/09/2026went to local dive bar w partner leave w partner partner needs to go bathroom i stand outside wait partner comes out tells me: "british guy in there asked me what is up with the mask r u sick" i was like: "im gonna go in there and talk to them" 220
ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 19/09/2026the self insert lose-control get-tortured but actually-still-control fantasy is so obvious and that is why, Sza’s Kill Bill is a much better rendition of the theme than Tarantino’s shitty two part racist misogynist boring movie thank u 131